Two fine ass black men on a mission to up hold the ideals of fierceness and hotness from the streets of Jacksonville to the cities of the world. And if you are fierce you will be celebrated as you deserved, but beware if you look, act, smell, or sound like a hot mess, you will be ASSASSINATED!(Verbally, not fo realz!)

Thursday, December 31, 2009

In with the new and hopefully out with the old!

Okay before we let 2009 go in a few hours, I always believe that with the new, something old needs to go. Here are the things that need to go:
5. Leotards or one pieace body suits. It was enough when Madonna old cooch was all over the place in them, but Beyonce had to go and steal that style of all things and left 2009 smelling like sweaty cooch and spandex.
4. Speaking of more duel or re releases or remix albums. Stop being soo damn lazy and just make a new album.
3. Recession anything. If it's over good, if it's not we don't need to hear about it every second. And we don't need rich bitches like Oprah and others constantly letting us know we are poor bitches and need to save by buying ish we couldn't afford when we did have money and it was on sale.
2. The Real Housewives of wherever. I will admit that the ATL wives be giving it to me, but they are neither in their houses or good wives. Just have them as what they really are, slightly rich umemployeed hoes with drama and firece no life gay friends.
1. Unnecessary media coverage of celebrity deaths, cheating famous people, and other things that deserve to be reported on TMZ or Extra and not headline news. I don't need to know how MJ fingernails smelled after he died or what size shoe does #25 of Tiger Woods sex nest wears on CNN or the 6pm news, especially when real things are happening that will affect my life or more importantly my money. A ten second story is carried for ten weeks until the next celebrity does some guttabutt ish. People have died crazy and cheated from the beginning of time, it is not new or needed. I need the media to report some real ass news and get it together in 2010!
Check out some things am looking forward to in the new year.
5.BEP in Da Ville
4. More Real World DC with hot Beta Iota(BI for those in the switch hitter crew) brother Mike and infuriating, but hot as hell Ty
3. Winter Olympics in Canada...EH!
2. Avatar: The Last Airbender...The REAL Avatar Movie!
1. The final season of LOST!!!!

May 2010 bring the a great way!
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Happy New Years Eve!

It's only hours to go before the next year of our lives begin, so if you have something you would regret bringing into 2010 or something really important you need to do to end 2009 off in the right way......TAKE CARE OF IT NOW!!!!

With that being said, we hope that next year brings you all your hearts desires!
So just like we said before...

Celebrate Long & Hard,
Celebrate Wild & Free,

Celebrate to the highest level of FIERCENESS!!!,

Thanks for making this another great year at FIEROCIA!
See you guys tomorrow...

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Friday, December 25, 2009

Hope you're having a fierce & trannielicious Christmas!!!

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Merry Christmas!

Sleigh bells ring, ting-a-ling-a-ling, children sing, toys that Santa will bring... and all that jazz! LMAO! We hope your Christmas is everything you dreamed of and more, we hope you really appreciate what you will get this year and to what you already have, we hope you eat a lot of great food but don't over do it, and we hope you feel the joy from all the smiling faces and happy spirits you come across on this special day. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! lets turn down the lights, grab the hot chocolate, cuddle up to your special someone, and become a kid again with A Charlie Brown Christmas!

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Saturday, December 19, 2009

Christmas Time for the Trannies in Training!

I am speechless. I saw this on OMG Blog and I just...WOW! It's soo sad and funny and wrong and crazy as hell at the same time. All I know at 4, my ass was making sure that my parents(Never believed a old jolly white man and some short people deep in snow on the North Pole was making me parents had the money and were closer to Pic N Save where the toys were done and in sight!) had my Christmas list on hand and I wasn't fcuking it with my behavior to lose one thing! Read more!

Friday, December 18, 2009

ON TOUR: The Black Eyed Peas

If you didn't already know, the Boom Boom Pow' ers themselves are starting the U.S. leg of their "The E.N.D" tour in Las Vegas on Dec 29th! I am extra excited to announced to my fellow Duvalians that the Peas will be stopping in Jacksonville on FEB 9TH 2010 to "pump it" with us...LMAO cuz that was a little corny. You know Peaches and I will be in the place to be that night (even if we are in the cheap seats, DON"T HATE!) so get your tickets now and come party with us before it's sold out. I just hope they actually show up, unlike a certain pop diva that we went to Ft.Lauderdale for to only learn the show had been canceled.... but we still love you Janet!!

Check the Tour Dates
Check the Website

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Night of Christmas Spirit with SNL

Just in case you missed it (like I did), here is the SNL Presents: A Very Gilly Christmas special to get you guys ready for XMAS in 7 days! Enjoy!

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Friday, December 11, 2009

Are You Serious!?:Christian Side Hug!

I just saw this on and I had to post it! I AM HOPING THIS IS A JOKE and even if it is, I couldn't see myself being apart of it! But if it isn't a joke, then I have just witness a group of white kids bring the rap game down even lower than it already is. I mean, are you trying to actually tell me that a regular frontal hug is "un-christ like" now? Am I gonna catch a un-saintlike disease if I don't hug from the side? WOW! I can't wait for the next song titled "Shower With Clothes On" because God forbid you get any unholy water or soap on you to get clean! Thanks for the vid.

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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

B.Scott says "HO!, Have A Seat!!!"

Yes!!! I am so glad he goes in on Ms.Tila Tequila just as I did in an earlier post! I LOVE IT!

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Monday, December 7, 2009

It's That Time Again!!!...2nd Take

In case my last post was too cute and girly, here is a manly blast from GAP Christmas past. Even though Flo's rap is not needed or wanted, both him and sexy ass Trey can jingle me and Skittles balls...I mean bells any time of the year!

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It's That Time Again!!!

If this doesn't make you want to go broke for the ones you love the season, then I will get that cute(and slightly crazy!) screaming girl on that ass!

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Sunday, December 6, 2009

Pimpin ain't Muthaf**kin Easy!

Another funny one from my boi Brian(Bee318ti) about the Tiger incident. Enjoy!!

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Friday, December 4, 2009

Sit Yo Ass Down!!: Tila Tequila

I'm not going to get into the whole back story because I need this time to go in on Ms.T real quick. Check out the RihRih clip here and then Tila's bullshit rant here and then we can begin!

Wow Tila! Clearly you have some issues with yourself if that clip angered you so much to the point of putting Rih on blast with an alleged herpes story! I mean, are we in middle school now!? At least if you were up to her level or she actually put out some incriminating info on you, then maybe I could see you taking this CHILDISH and ADOLESCENT approach to the situation. So fucking what if she said you had a drink at an AMA event if you didn't!? So fucking what if she said she would put that ass on MUTE if need be!? Hmmmm.. I'm glad somebody finally came out and said it!, and I hope that puts me on your shit list cuz it would be an honor! I mean, do you actually feel better now that you put this alleged info out? Do you really think it's going to break Rih down to size?? You should be glad that she or anyone is still mentioning your name these days, because I thought your 15 min. of fame was over before it began sweetie! And no, I am not a Rih Stan or trying to make her out to be perfect because if she did that shit to you, this post would be about her! I'm just saying that it's pure comedy to me how instead of being a woman and talking to her directly about it, you jumped on the IMMATURE train like so many before you that you claim to hate so much and put out a statement that only makes you look more unappealing than you already are! BRAVO TILA! BRAVO! So now, I'm gonna need you to go and take a power nap (take The Dream with you), wake up refreshed, and start again next year. Have a TERRIBLE NIGHT!!

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Bebe Zahara Benet is THE SHIT!!!

But don't take my word for it cuz she is letting you hoes have it in this video! If you don't remember her, she was the winner on season 1 of RuPaul's Drag Race! Season 2 begins early 2010 and the album "Beautiful Day, Prelude To The Dance" is coming soon!
Check more of her here:
BZB on YouTube
Bebe Zahara
BZB on Facebook

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Thursday, December 3, 2009

Don't Sleep on SuBo!!!??

Just when you thought Susan Boyle was out for the count, she get up and just starts slaying them bitches! Only 10 days since her debut album dropped, SuBo is already smashing records! It has become the fastest selling UK debut album of all time beating out the previous fastest selling "Spirit" by Leona Lewis. It also outsold the rest of the top 5 U.s albums combined selling 701,000 copies in its first week and has broke the record for the highest debut ever for a solo female artist in the Soundscan era. To date, total sales stand at nearly 5 million....since November 23rd!!

I feel so left out because I have yet to hear a full song from her! Am I bad person?? Have I been hiding under a rock?? Somebody download the album for me to hear, she got enough money from the sales LMAO!!

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LaceFront Baby Feva!!

Picture courtesy of (The Fury)

YAAAAAAAAASSS! Peaches tried to describe this to me, but his words would've never prepared me for this! O to the M to the G! Guurl, where you get dat top dollar yak from?? This child is ready for the Miss Cunt Ovahness Ball 2010 by the name of Ms. Sapphire Pacifier! Suck on that bitches!

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Sit Yo Ass Down!!: The Dream

Ok so when Peaches told me about the twitter statements that The Dream released about his Grammy upset, it just kicked up something in my spirit and I had to speak on it. Now!, most of the statements were just unnecessary ramble about how unfair the biz is and whatever else (blah blah blah) he could spell incorrectly, but what got me was these two lines: "GRAMMY Isnt it FUNNY THE BEST ALBUM OF 2009 DIDNT GET ANOMINATION for the second year strait" AND "this aint NO KANYE SHIT..... and yes i am BITCHIN."

Sir, your album sold only a decent 453,000 copies which is not even GOLD status booboo! I haven't seen any promotions or any performances from you at any award shows or television appearances, but I have seen a lot of you on top of Mrs.Milian so you definitely get an award for that! But now I have to take it back since you spelled *straight* wrong! DUH!

With that being said, all the artists in the "Best Album of the Year" actually deserve to be there....
I Am..Sasha Fierce by Beyoncé - 2x Plat. in US and Canada, 3x Plat. in UK
The E.N.D by B.E.Peas - 1x Plat. in US, 2x Plat. in UK and Canada
The Fame by Lady Gaga - 1x Plat. in US, 3x Plat in Canada
Big Whiskey And The Groogrux King by Dave Matthews Band - 1x Plat. in US
Fearless by Taylor Swift - 4x Plat. in US, 3x Plat. in Canada
so I gonna need your "not even certified GOLD" ass to go and take a power nap and wake up refreshed to start again next year!

And with the whole kanye line... if you had to put that at the very end of your statement, then you were clearly on some KANYE SHIT! When did it become a big award competition between artist. Maybe that's why it's a DYING industry because those few big headed artists stop thinking about the music and start concentrating on just winning miniature statues with their names on it. GET A GRIP!!

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Yes this video might be old, but wig snatching is always classic! The look on the wig snatching bitch is priceless!!
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Wednesday, December 2, 2009

My Love Is The Shhhh!, The Bomb Baby!!

Since Peaches doesn't remember this song, I had to post it.
Does anyone remember this song???
It came out in 1997 by a group called Something for the People f/ Trina and Tamara.
That is all! Enjoy.

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Quickie Review: New Moon/Eclipse

I know I am late with this review just like the last one so forgive me in advance ok?? Good! Now, after seeing it TWICE (first time on purpose, second time on accident) here is what I think....
IT WAS GREAT! I enjoyed the obvious Edward/Bella chemistry, Taylor made me want to be a wolfophile(pedophile for young wolf boys), the high class divaness that is the Volturi, the special effects were on point, the JACKSONVILLE shout outs AGAIN!, and that the movie didn't shy to far away from the book. I must say that I wish that Laurent and Victoria had a longer scenes and that showed the Cullens more often. Oh!, and is it just me or did Edward look overly bland this time around?? I just feel like he and Jacob should at least LOOK somewhat equally matched (physique wise) so Bella could truly wonder who could put it on her, if you catch my drift, cuz Jacob won hands down for me.... OKAAAY???? If you havent seen it or read the book then do so immediately!

As you may or may not know, Eclipse (the third installment in the saga) is already in post-production and should be in theaters on June 30, 2010!

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Thursday, November 26, 2009

Gobble Gobble!!!!

We are so tired from cooking, cleaning, last minute store runs with the folks, getting to work and back,& getting things in order.. but we just wanted to wish you all a Safe and Happy Thanksgiving. Don't eat too much and be prepared for the mobs on Black Friday! Hopefully one of us will catch the Macy's Day Parade and bring you a review. Goodnight.

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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

F**kery from the Past: It's So Cold in the D!!!

I got this "horribly off key ghetto slap to the face" blast from the past courtesy the of good people at Stuff Ghetto People Like (who goes in on the vid like a true visionary). I remember when Peaches posted the video of her live studio version a while back here, but I am just now seeing the official video. I just had to give you all the chance to suffer as much as I did.
I just like how her friends look like they OBVIOUSLY don't want to be in this 4 minute travesty. I would hate to be the person she is singing about.

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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Pops & Swags: Janet Inspires!

JUST LMAO @ these vids in the early hours of the morning!

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Sunday, November 22, 2009


Okay, the AMAs just with went off and if you didn't see it...SHAME on you and be prepared to be sooo out of the water cooler talk. Fiery pianos, falling divas, once cut signers now with bacon wrapped hot dog necks, and live gay S&M soft core porn!!! Too much to go in to details now. In the meantime just feast on some Janet being nothing else but....FIERCE!!! Read more!

Saturday, November 21, 2009

When I Grow Up, I Want to be this Video!: Janet's "Make Me" GAG!!!

BeyBey & GaGa "Videophone" can officially sit the fcuk down!
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YAAAAAAAAASSSSSS MA'AM!!!! Ya'll aint ready for the queen's return, bitches!!! WHAT!!!?? I am catching a plane right now to go slap the shit out of everyone connected to that "Video Phone" fuckery, then sit each one down and make them watch the greatness that is Janet! WOW! This is what I needed to finish this year off right and I am SOO GLAD that she delivered it to me. It was a simple black and white theme, little splash of CGI, fierce dance moves, simple but chic outfits, hot dance track, and Ms. Jackson "giving beautiful face!!!".... AND SHE SLAYED YOU WANNABE DIVAS DOWN TO SIZE!!!
Please take your seats in the auditorium and remember to take notes in DIVA 101 cuz JJ has stepped up to the podium once again to speak!!!! Enough said.
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Thursday, November 19, 2009


OMG! I had to share this with you all. Peaches put me up on game with this series and I am watching it as I type this. COLLISION is a 5 part mini series about a group of strangers whose lives intertwine following a devastating car crash. This mystery not only shows you how their lives are effected by the accident, but recaps moments from their past that may change the final outlook of the story. Okay, okay I know!…. it sounds very familiar. It makes me think of Crash(movie), Babel(movie), and Lost(tv show) all thrown together with an English accent. Let me tell you that it has already got me hooked and I’m not halfway through this first episode. I definitely needed this since Lost won’t be on until next year, so check up on it and let me know what you think. It just aired this month on Masterpiece Contemporary and the first episode is online here: Episode 1. Enjoy!

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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Beyonce and GaGa: Video Phone

Ok! I have just watched what was supposed to be the most hyped, most anticipated, most talked about video this year. I WAS WAITING TO GAG over this video! I WAS READY TO GET MY LIFE over this video! I WAS PREPARED for 2012 chaos from this video! I WAS FEELING LIKE this was going to be "THEE" video to officially close 2009! Well..(sigh and shakes my head in disappointment) I DID NOT GET ANY OF THAT IN ABUNDANCE!!!! WHAT THE F**K was this??? It's bad enough that MTV promised the video and then had us wait a week just to give us 2 Divas in a COLORFULLY LAME ASS Hype Williams video!!! I don't even know where to begin on everything that is wrong about this hot mess. I just can't do it right now, I have to sleep it off. Good day people.

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P.S. - The only good thing I can say is that Beyonce looked beautiful.
P.S.S - My boi Brian goes in on the video here - Tea on B
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Random Vid: Taylor as Shakira

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Saturday, November 7, 2009

Why Did I Get Married Too??

Say What????? I LOVE IT ALREADY! JANET is giving me what I need in this trailer! YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS! Enjoy!

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Who is the new alter ego from the block!?
Find out after the click

You should already know by now, but if you have been living under a rock, the go to the

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Thursday, November 5, 2009

Trey Songz Invents Sex

I have been feelin (and wanting to be felt up by) Trey Songz since day one and when the picture above surfaced, I officially wanted to have a sex changed just to have his baby! LMAO! He is truly one nice piece of chocolate I would get diabetes over, besides my man of course. Anyway, in his latest video his is showing us exactly how he gets down right before getting it in AND I LOVE IT! That is one lucky video girl cuz if I was her, I would have been pregnant if you catch my drift! I am sure she has lots of moments from that set to share with her girls. Just one question for you Trey...When is the unedited version coming out? Or just a random sex tape? HOLLA AT ME
Watch the video below before it’s yanked! ENJOY!

P.S. - There is something else I need to discuss after the click

“Hmmmm!! So.. You invented sex huh? That’s interesting!”
I just want to ask you all this,
When is it OK to boast about your sex or how you “get it in”?
When or if it’s OK to be so confident about how you can sexually please someone?
I mean, it would be very hard for me to think that way or to tell someone that even if I felt that way about myself. I consider my skills to be at least a 8 out of 10 with everyday improvement (my man would say I am off the charts but he has to) but to say “I‘ll have you thinking I invented sex“. Maybe because I have only been with one person makes me clueless to the idea of boasting. Leave comments and let me know what you think!

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Monday, November 2, 2009

Comin Up Fast: 2010!!

59 days until the NEW YEAR starts! Is it me or does it seem like this year has rushed by like it just wants to be over? Well, I hope everyone had at least a decent 306 days and will hopefully have the last 9 weeks of the year drama free! Does anyone have their New Years Eve/Day plans yet?..Yeah, I don't either! Goodnight all.

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Sunday, November 1, 2009

Ellen scares the crap out of Taylor Swift!

Just a late night laugh for you guys that missed this episode. Ellen, you know you wrong for scaring that poor child but it felt so right! I am still LMAO!

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Saturday, October 31, 2009

Rihanna Finally Goes In On Chris???

And just when you thought the world had given Chris another chance, RihRih steps in to let ya'll bitches know what went down. Let's just hope she gives us the raw truth and not a laid out story of what she wants us to hear! I will be tuning in Thursday at 7AM on ABC!

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Happy Halloween and Daylight Savings!!!

Just here to quickly say "Have a Fierce Halloween!!" and DONT FORGET to set your clocks back ONE HOUR at 2 AM Tonight so you can have an extra hour of Halloween fun! BE SAFE!!!

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One Word: Fierce!!!!

Ok so if those of you were mad about, my last post, in the words of my boo "I don't give flying shit balls!" But I do about this video. I was about to make a comment on Brit video, but found this instead. Prue Fierceness! I don't understand not one damn thing Shakira is saying as usual (I understood her better in Spanish. Why does she try?) and I don't get what any of it means (Lesbian sauna, House of Flying Daggers band, Couching Tiger Hidden Dragon bedroom, and shiny hips!) but my eyes feel like they just matrix suicide dropped at the Dolce & Gabbana latax ball! I am gagging!!! Bey, Brit, CiCi, step your shit up or retire from the game, cause Miss Shake Shake Shakira is not here to play but buy stadiums! Read more!

Forgive Me RihRih!

Yes, I know he is a woman beating, bootleg ass apologizing, thinks he is MJ 2008, low life, but Chris is given it to me in this video. All ya know if he never went Ike on RihRih, ya'll would be shaking it in the club like a crackhead on their last rock to this hotness! Plus even with Lil Wayne germlin ass fucking up the video with his face and dried out KFC grilled chicken chest, Chris was bring that sexy full frontal. Is he finally 18 so I can tear that ass up and then kick it?!
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I have to say that while Chris was giving me his sexy twang "how ur doin? pops and lock on dat ass, I wasn't feelin any other aspect of the video or the song for that matter! It must have been a unworthy song that was supposed to go on the Transformers soundtrack and has since been decided to put it on his album. Peaches will be shakin it up by himself with this ish, but I agree with hittin it and then kickin it to the curb!
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Friday, October 30, 2009

Video: "3" by Britney

Here is the new effort from Brit Brit and I am a little torn. It is rare that I like the video and not the song, but that is the case here. She is giving me feva in the visuals with the body and sexiness, not to mention the dancers, and I'm feelin the little pop and lock that's goin on. But the song just urks the hell out of me, like a repetitive autotune chipmunks pounding on my eardrums with a lil jon gay dance beat in the background. Maybe it needs to grow on me but for now I will be watching it again on mute! Tell me what you think! Enjoy.

P.S. - Her new cd "Britney Spears: The Singles Collection" hits stores on November 10th.

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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

How bout them Apples!

Our blog spotted in the Apple Store! Enough Said.

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Is You A Stranger Bitch...Bitch??

Just got back from a great vacation so we not quite back from the high of it all but I had to post this. It's just another video where my boi Bee318ti keeps it real about those haters! Enjoy!

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Damn You Fine!: Lance Gross

Usually I would have just put this on Lickalish and called it a day, but HAVE YOU SEEN THESE PICS!!!? They are worth talking about ok? I have always thought Eva's "hot chocolate with legs" was fine but not to the point of maybe having to cut someone for him. But after seeing his chiseled "V for Vendetta" just above the goodies, I may reconsider! Lance?, can I be that hand that's exploring the area of no return please??? I promise not to tell your woman.....unless she wants to know!...... or wants have a 4some with my boo. HOLLA at me!
While we wait for that call, you can check him out on House of Payne (like you didn't know) on TBS and on facebook.
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Saturday, October 10, 2009

Miley Deletes Twitter!!

Not like we give a flying shit ball about the deletion of a twitter account, especially Miley's. but this is just for the ones who are so heartbroken and need to know why she decided to let that fuckery go! I can just see the "I follow MileyC on Twitter FAN CLUB" shirts going up in flames now! BE FREE STALKERS, BE FREE!
P.S. - If anything, I thank her and this for bringing up our blog views!
Have a good day.

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Wednesday, October 7, 2009

WTF!!??: Boogie Town

Um?? Can someone help me understand this movie concept??? I have been told this new Marques Houston flick is a "You Got Served meets Twilight with a splash of Romeo and Juliet and a hint of West Side Story" rolled into one. What do you think?? and Do you think this will fly or fail?? It hits screens in 2010.

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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

GET IT MARIAH!!!! : The Impossible

Man Oh Man! I know it's late and I should be in my bed like most normal peeps, but I might not be able too after hearing this new jam from Mariah (Mrs.Carey if we nasty) from the new album. I might have to literally run across town to get on my man and GET IT IN real quick okay? Now don't get me wrong, it's no Janet slow jam but "The Impossible" does have it's similarities...doesn't it sound a little like Anytime Anyplace??, but it had/has me feeling some kinda way right about now if you get the drift. Just thought I would share it. Oh, and the album as a whole is not half bad either, so go buy it or preview it here.

And just in case the song ended too soon and you didn't quite get that "cream in the coffee" yet, let it ease on out with the reprise. It'll be like laying in bed pumping Jodeci! HAHAHA! ENJOY!

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Sunday, September 20, 2009

I Don't Know None of You're Names but...FIERCE!: Fame

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Who Gonna Check Me Boo? Fierocia Bitch!: Real Housewives of Atlanta Review Coming Soon!

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Final MJ and Red Eyed Fanning!

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Monday, September 14, 2009

F**K You Kanye!!!!

Wow! I know, I know it's been a long time. I shouldn't have left you all but it's been a crazy few weeks in my personal life and the entertainment world. I promise to get better at this soon. Anyway, it's sad that I had to come back at you guys with this strong worded title, but it says it all and I'm sure you know the whole T & Shade that went down @ the VMA's with Mr. Douche Bag West! (if not, google/youtube it and see the fuckery). But on a positive note, didn't JANET "Ms .Jackson if you nasty" JACKSON tear the muthafuckin roof off with that tribute performance!!??? It gave me chills and if I hadn't been in a public place, I would have screamed sooooo loud for her! And let's not forget that Beyonce MADE IT WORK for the kids with Single Ladies, and I'm so proud that she let Taylor Swift have her moment she deserved! I just have one question Kanye... WHY?? You must have really felt threatened by her stardom for you to feel the need to do that. You needed to bow down to her because if Ms.T beat out Ms.B for anything, then she a bad bitch in her own right OK?? Can I get an amen from the pulpit? MJ would not have been impressed with you sir.
I am too through right now! I'm out fam.

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Sunday, August 23, 2009

Make it Work?: Project Runway Review!

I finally got the chance to watch Project Runway Season 6 premiere. You know the T, new city: LA, new network: Lifetime, but same Heidi, Tim, Nina, Michael, and sewing queens. Watching it, it had the same feel as before...almost. I mean, well not to give anything thing away for those who haven't watched it yet like my boo Skittles, but LA was really a non issue to my surprise. Nothing was really new and different from the move, even the music was the same. There was the queens with drama (Or potential since no major drama happened except for a meltdown which was understandable with the situation), the stylish never used lofts, Mood, pretty decent location based challenge (which could have been more over the top to set it self from its past city and network), and Tim said his trademark "Make it Work". But still with all this, something was missing and isn't giving me the excitement and fever that I usually get from Project Runway. I don't know what it is or why, but I am not as hyped to watch it. Don't get me wrong, I will be checking each episode and probably posting on it, but I don't yet feel obsessed with it like in the past or even really being passionate for a contestant yet. Maybe after a couple of shows it will, but usually I get it before the season starts. Even though I'm kind of so so on Project Runway, it is providing me some fever. My new crack looks to be Models of the Runway. It is America's Next Top Model minus the tests, caring mentor Tyra, and fierce lessons, but all drama, crazy bitches, and HATE!!! Fuck Project Runway, just have these bitches fighting for the last bottle of water and it will be golden. Unlike ANTM, these chicks are models and need that next paycheck and will take it by any means. Don't let the tame first episode fool you, they are sharpening those nails and Heidi is providing the vasoline. When I first heard about the show I thought it was the dumbest shit ever, but after watching it I am mad we missed five seasons of it. Mark my words, a hoe will be crying, bitch slapped, arrested, and jacked all by episode 3. Read more!

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

You Need A JOB?????

Sorry you guys! I know it has been a hot minute from my last post but if you are like me and are in a dead end job, then most of our time is spent trying to look for another way to get more "ching ching" cuz a bitch is broke okaaaaay!!!?? and this recession is not makin it easy. Anyway, I just happen to come across this and I thought it was very creative so I had to share it with you guys: Damn!, I Need A Job!!!
Pray for me during my crazy time and I will pray for you! I plan to be back to bring the heat real soon.

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Team Beefy Jacob!!!

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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Why was we out of the loop?: Jacksonville Black Gay Pride!

Even though we didn't report it here, I knew that The Jacksonville Gay Pride Event was canceled to the shock and disappointment of me and Skittles. But how did we missed Black Gay Pride. I never knew something like this happens in the Ville. I mean go to any Gay spot in the Ville and me and Skittles seem to represent the chocolate. I always wondered where the fierce Back queens hanged other than InCahoots on the weekend (I don't know if that's still the case). I watch Noah's Arc and Ski Trip and wonder where my colorful bruthas and sistas hang. Where to find out what we missed last weekend, check out the FTU or the Official Site. Read more!

Friday, August 7, 2009

How Hoes Stay Fit!

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RIP: Worman's Bakery & Deli

A Jacksonville icon since 1938, Worman's will be no more on August 8. The owners say that they can't wait anymore for the new courthouse to be built next door. I have never eaten there before, but heard countless people rave about this place, especially my mom. I sometimes pass it and cars will be wrapped around the corner and made me want to see what I was missing. Check out the full story here at the FTU. But what I don't understand is why now? I know the courthouse has taken a decade to start, but they were making money and dealing with it. But now that they are actually building it and it will be finished in a year or two, now they want to close?! Maybe it's stunts and shows, cause they planned to close years ago and their customer's stopped them. Maybe they just need some love. Me and Skittles will have to hit it up just in case. Read more!

Sunday, July 26, 2009

They Better Make it Work!: Project Runway on Lifetime

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Making Them Hoes Gag with Clean!: The Pine-Sol Lady

When I saw this on The Fury, I was on the floor. Makes me want to do a suicide drop on a floor of Pine-Sol. You betta clean bitch! Check out more fierceness (Finger wagging double time) after the jump. Read more!

Too Much Drama At the Moment!

There might be a lack of posts for a little while since me and Skittles are dealing with some serious bullshit and drama. Trust, things between me and him are perfect and what is keeping us sane at the moment. But the supposedly tight people and situations they are putting us through around us are fucking around. So if we have a chance we will post, but until things start to calm down, it maybe a post a week if possible. But in the mean time, check out this video from B. Scott that is our mantra at the time being: Read more!

RIP: E. Lynn Harris

This is getting too much. Pioneering black gay author E. Lynn Harris died at the age of 54 from unknown reason as of yet. My and Skittles were about to start reading his books. I was introduced to his work off handedly through my mother. She would read all his books and I was hooked on the hot covers and after reading summaries, opened my eyes to black gay love. Check out the full story here via B.Scott. Read more!

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

RIP: Teddy Washington

Jazz great and Jacksonville cultural icon, Teddy Washington died from a blood clot at Shands Jacksonville today. He was 78 and worked with such greats as James Brown, Ray Charlies, and one of the creators of the Jacksonville Jazz Festival. Check out his celebrated career and life presented by The Florida Times Union. Read more!

Taste the Rainbow...Literally!: Cocaine Found with Skittles

And no I am not taking about my man aka Skittles, but the actual candy. A little boy in Middleburg decided to taste the rainbow at CVS and discovered a bag of cocaine in the box with he Skittles. But to me, the fuckary is with CVS and how they dealt with it. Check out the full story after the jump. Read more!

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Trailer Park: The Last Airbender!!

Why wasn't this shown during Harry Potter movie?, but either way I am excited!!! Read more!

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Movie Trailer: Despicable ME

I'm sure that everyone who has seen the new Harry Potter flick has seen this trailer but if you go. It looks very promising to me, not to mention very funny Steve Carell and Kristen Wiig are going to be voices in the movie (I'm sold just on that) and the theme song by Pharrel (heard at the end of the trailer) tops it off. Go to the website now:

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Thursday, July 16, 2009

Whitney Is Back Bitches!!

Apparently Whitney (Ms.Houston IF YA NASTY) is back and in a big way. Since finally leaving that waste of time called Bobby Brown, she is actually looking normal (crack-free) but hopefully her voice hasn't burned itself out. I am actually rooting for her comeback to be huge. Her album hits stores September 1 and her first single can be heard here: IDKMOS
Check out her website here: Whitney!

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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Damn!: Nelly Hits a Homerun!

Thanks to Rod 2.0 for this late night/early morning delight. See more here: Whoa Nelly!!

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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Hollyville: Amber Rose @ Regency Mall!

While exploring the vast waste land that is now Regency Square Mall, me and Skittles discovered Ms. Amber Rose in the mall sporting her bald fierceness. But there was no sign of Chris "Ike" Brown or Kanye "Sexual Chocolate" West to be found anywhere.
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LMFAO Video: He Hates HER!!!

Guess who he is talking about before the 2:38 mark! I was in tears bitch!!

See more from him here: Bee318ti

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Just A Reminder: Harry Potter Finally Hits Theaters Tomorrow!!

OMG! After waiting almost a year for the next installment of the hotness that is the Harry Potter Series, we finally get our fix on July 15th...... in 24hrs! For the hardcore fans that want to experience it in IMAX3D, you will have to wait until the 29th (mainly because the new Transformers movie is hogging up the screens right now) unless you're in Mexico, India, or Scotland which show both versions on the 17th. All I know is this one better make me have triple orgasms for waiting so long. If you haven't crawled out under a rock to visit the site yet, do it here:
Oh, and if anyone has any up to date info on the Harry Potter Experience opening in Orlando in 2010, leave a comment cuz this is all I could find!: UniversalOrlando


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Monday, July 13, 2009

Terrel Carter: Upgrade or Downgrade?

Ok Ok, we have all heard the story about Terrel Carter being outed by his ex, but I don't care if he is supposedly gay, he was always fine enough to be welcomed into the family of those who love the "magic stick". Need I say more?? But if he has moved on from Alex (ex boytoy on top) to Keston (alleged new boytoy on bottom), would you consider that an upgrade or a downgrade?? Tell me what you think!

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Sunday, July 12, 2009

Throwback Video: Fabolous - Young'n (Hollaback)

I just happened to hear this 2001 "piece of the past" song on the radio today just had to post the video. Too bad to say that this is probably the only song I really liked from him. Watch for the little black girl doing the Harlem Shake. When did that dance come out??? Someone let me know pleeease!! Enjoy!

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Shots of Fab: 3 Videos & a Question!?

Rap Song - I Love Chicken (Bossip)

Who will play The Green Lantern?? (NYPost)

Game got beef wit Jay-Z and Beyonce (YBF)

Beyonce sings about Ice Cream Truck Man (ThatGrapeJuice)

I know we usually have better shots for you but it's late and I forgot to do this earlier because I was....... nevermind!

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Saturday, July 11, 2009

Seriously Funky Skittles Face: Brandy's Breath Edition!

Like water and air, I live for a hilarious pic of Brandy. I know Skittles loves her but all I need from her is a two piece (y'all know she be looking greaser than the ghetto love child of Popeye's and Churches Chicken!) and a funny pic. Well Bossip made my night with this diamond of a photo. Her friend is giving serious Skittle face and if Brandy doesn't close her mouth I swear her friend's face will melt!
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Whatever!... don't be talkin bout my girl B-rocka like that! It's the two scared white women and that serious ebola face (she has gone past Skittles face) standing next to her that's bringing her down. But I ain't gonna lie, BranBran can sometimes look like she stepped off of the Afro Sheen boat.
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Friday, July 10, 2009

WTF of the Century: Swim Club turns Away Black Campers

Swim Club turns Away Black Campers
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Mom hit by lighting IN THE KITCHEN!!!

Watch this amazing story of a mom in Texas that was struck by lightning in her kitchen and how her son saved her life. OMG!!

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Thursday, July 9, 2009

New Video: Sweet Dreams by Beyonce

You know this video will be deleted soon so I hope you catch it before it's gone.. but I digress. I just came across the new one from BeyBey and I just can't say that I am fully impressed with it (but at least it's better than that Drake video!!) It just seems like it's all the other "Sasha Fierce" videos she has made but with a little dash of special effects. Nothing I haven't already seen in a everyday Kylie Minogue video, but the fact that I watched it all the way through is always a good thing. Now, the only thing left to do now is #1: wait for someone to find a past music video that she copied the concept from (I hope not but you never know) and #2: wait for all the gays and the queens to start trying to remake the video with their own low budget youtube versions. Either way, I CAN'T WAIT! ENJOY!!!!
P.S. If it has been deleted, then you should be able to watch it here: Sweet Dreams

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WTF: Carls Jr. Burger Ad!

I don't know if this is truly real since We don't have Carls Jr in the Ville, but they did have Paris wet on a car. This is soo hilarious and hot at the same time. It's like a fat Queen fantasy!
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I know that's right boy cuz he was clearly trying it get his fixins, and a little more! I think I skeeted a little after watching that. I might start doing that to draw some attention to my crotch since it is so... you know!?, but don't tell Peaches. Oh, and for my educational moment: Carl's Jr is the sister restaurant chain to Hardees (why it has the same logo) and is mostly located in the Western parts of the United States. Thank you Wikipedia! HAHAHA
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Wednesday, July 8, 2009


OMG!! I am so pissed after watching this that I am trying to control myself from punching the wall. It's not that I expected anything more from him, but I can't believe what this PIECE OF SHIT MAN is saying about Michael. How dare you even speak his name!!!?? I just can't do it right now, just see this fuckery for yourself!! Thanks to for the story.

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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

LIVE RECAP: Michael Jackson's Memorial Service

Bringing it to you as it happens, for those who aren't watching it.
Sorry that there isn't any extra commentary!!

Smokey Robinson starts the service with opening statements from Diana Ross and Nelson Mandela

Long pause

Choir begins to sing as Michael is brought into the arena by his brothers

Pastor Luscious Smith speaks about Michael

Mariah Carey begins to sing "I'll Be There" with Trey Lorenz. So BEAUTIFUL!

Queen Latifah talks about her memories of Michael and reads a poem written by Maya Angelou just for him.

Lionel Richie sings "Jesus Is Love"

Berry Gordy speaks about the Michael and the Jackson 5 with Motown

Video Montage begins recapping his accomplishments

Stevie Wonder speaks about Michael and begins to sing "I Never Dreamed You'd Leave In Summer".

Kobe Bryant and Magic Johnson speak about Michael's accomplishments and funny moments.

Jennifer Hudson sings "Will You Be There".

Rev. Al Sharpton speaks about the dreams of the Jackson family.

John Mayer plays a guitar solo of "Human Nature".

Brooke Shields speaks her memories of Michael

Jermaine Jackson sings "Smile".

Martin Luther King III and Bernice King speaks on the inspiration and vision of Michael and their father MLK.

Congress woman Sheila Jackson Lee speaks on Michael as an America Samaritan.

Usher sings "Gone Too Soon"

Video Montage plays of the Jackson 5

Smokey Robinson speaks on his memories of Michael and the Jackson 5

Shaheen Jafargholi (from Britian's Got Talent) sings "Who's Loving You?"

Kenny Ortega speaks on his memories of Michael and his final days.

Big musical tribute to Michael with "We Are The World" and "Heal The World"

Jermaine says Thank You to the fans
Marlon tells his most memorable story of Michael
Paris Jackson says a tearful goodbye to her father.

Today was and will always be a very moving day. Thanks to everyone who had anything to do with this memorial service for MJ. It was a very respectable and moving program and if you didn't get to see it live, I hope this recap helped a little. WE MISS YOU MICHAEL!

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If Kelly was Janet!

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Fierce but WTF!: Nicole Kidman Ad

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"Hair That Will Make You Gag" Story

Here is another funny chapter from the "Book of Qaadir" and her hair troubles. Ya'll queens betta take heed and listen closely so you won't have yo "dome" fucked up! Enjoy!!!

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Monday, July 6, 2009

Michael Jackson Memorial Update!

Even though the full details are not known, the lineup has been partially revealed such as Mariah Carey (Diva Hotness), Jenifer Hudson (Double Hotness, and Usher (Of course) to name a few. Also if you don't have a ticket, trust the LAPD will be on that ass like Rodney King if you are near the Arena. I understand the reason for the tight security, but the LAPD also needs understand that this will be the biggest event outside the second coming of Jesus and I know there will be crowds that are going to show up anyway. Read the full story after the jump and make sure watch (Like you had a choice!) the Memorial at 10am in LA and on pretty much every channel @ 1pm Eastern. Also don't forget to vote on the side!Here is the full story @ Read more!

Vote Like it's for Obama!: We are Nominated

My site was nominated for a Black Weblog Award!
We are so excited and proud our little bundle of fierceness is being recognized. Please vote, we beg of you. We may not be as charismatic as President Obama or will help the economy or fix health care. But we are not beneath getting on our knees and ...Begging! Cause like TLC said:So click the image above or at the side and vote for us!

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Saturday, July 4, 2009

To All Our American Boys and Girls, Happy 4th of July and Happy Bday USA!!!

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Friday, July 3, 2009

Shots of Fab!: 4th of July Weekend Edition

Love is a ice rank: 4th of July Events {FTU}

What the ice cream man chases down the street: DT Cupcake Truck {FTU}

How about an extra season: Lost adds an hour to the final season {Live Feed}
$10?!!! Michael's ghost better be having a concert on the beach: Beach new weekend parking fees {FTU}
Burn this motha down: what the 4th is all about, the fireworks {FTU}
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