Two fine ass black men on a mission to up hold the ideals of fierceness and hotness from the streets of Jacksonville to the cities of the world. And if you are fierce you will be celebrated as you deserved, but beware if you look, act, smell, or sound like a hot mess, you will be ASSASSINATED!(Verbally, not fo realz!)
Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts

Thursday, April 1, 2010

One of these things is not like the other!



I love me some Targay, but how did they let this Walmart quality fuckary get pass the hot security? Minus 1 from Targay for teaching kids about dinosaurs, fish, and DEATH for a dollar...well that guard is pretty hot...I forgive you Targay! Read more!

Saturday, March 27, 2010

If You Gonna Be a Fool and Beat Some Ass at a Welfare Office, You Betta WERK!!!!

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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Beyonce and GaGa: Video Phone



Ok! I have just watched what was supposed to be the most hyped, most anticipated, most talked about video this year. I WAS WAITING TO GAG over this video! I WAS READY TO GET MY LIFE over this video! I WAS PREPARED for 2012 chaos from this video! I WAS FEELING LIKE this was going to be "THEE" video to officially close 2009! Well..(sigh and shakes my head in disappointment) I DID NOT GET ANY OF THAT IN ABUNDANCE!!!! WHAT THE F**K was this??? It's bad enough that MTV promised the video and then had us wait a week just to give us 2 Divas in a COLORFULLY LAME ASS Hype Williams video!!! I don't even know where to begin on everything that is wrong about this hot mess. I just can't do it right now, I have to sleep it off. Good day people.

Posted by Skittles

P.S. - The only good thing I can say is that Beyonce looked beautiful.
P.S.S - My boi Brian goes in on the video here - Tea on B
and the YouTube video he mentions is here - Beyonce Dance Moves?? Read more!

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

WTF!!??: Boogie Town



Um?? Can someone help me understand this movie concept??? I have been told this new Marques Houston flick is a "You Got Served meets Twilight with a splash of Romeo and Juliet and a hint of West Side Story" rolled into one. What do you think?? and Do you think this will fly or fail?? It hits screens in 2010.

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Friday, August 7, 2009

How Hoes Stay Fit!

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Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Taste the Rainbow...Literally!: Cocaine Found with Skittles

And no I am not taking about my man aka Skittles, but the actual candy. A little boy in Middleburg decided to taste the rainbow at CVS and discovered a bag of cocaine in the box with he Skittles. But to me, the fuckary is with CVS and how they dealt with it. Check out the full story after the jump. Read more!

Friday, July 10, 2009

WTF of the Century: Swim Club turns Away Black Campers

Swim Club turns Away Black Campers
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I am too pissed for words. Is this 1969 or 2009? For all those who think having Obama as President changes anything in American Race relations, here is exhibit A, B, C and fcukin D! Read more!

Thursday, July 9, 2009

WTF: Carls Jr. Burger Ad!


I don't know if this is truly real since We don't have Carls Jr in the Ville, but they did have Paris wet on a car. This is soo hilarious and hot at the same time. It's like a fat Queen fantasy!
Posted by Peaches

I know that's right boy cuz he was clearly trying it get his fixins, and a little more! I think I skeeted a little after watching that. I might start doing that to draw some attention to my crotch since it is so... you know!?, but don't tell Peaches. Oh, and for my educational moment: Carl's Jr is the sister restaurant chain to Hardees (why it has the same logo) and is mostly located in the Western parts of the United States. Thank you Wikipedia! HAHAHA
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Wednesday, July 8, 2009

"SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MICHAEL!" to Bill O' Reilly



OMG!! I am so pissed after watching this that I am trying to control myself from punching the wall. It's not that I expected anything more from him, but I can't believe what this PIECE OF SHIT MAN is saying about Michael. How dare you even speak his name!!!?? I just can't do it right now, just see this fuckery for yourself!! Thanks to NecoleBitchie.com for the story.

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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Fierce but WTF!: Nicole Kidman Ad

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Friday, July 3, 2009

WTF: 2009 BET Awards Review!

I know the awards aired almost a week ago, but I didn't post anything on it because one, Skittles haven't watched it yet and two, until today, I haven't seen or heard someone who had my exact feelings on it. Jia had me crying on how true her words were. Check it out here since the video isn't sharable. Read more!

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Skittles Face to the 100th Power!: Bey in this Fuckary.



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Sunday, June 14, 2009

Quick Late Night Fuckery

Tonight's Late Night Fuckery comes from JacksonvilleConfidential.com (You guys and girls are the shit fo realz, love ya'll) with this nightmare on wheels on I-95 in our hometown of J-ville. I just wish we had been lucky enough to see this first. WOW!


It's almost as funny and sad as this I found at InHoodTerms.com. If it doesn't play here then click on the here to see it. I'mma pray for all of them and all of us on Sunday morning!


I also just watch the new Timaya aka Quaadir video and I am just crackin up at him crackin up at some craigslist fuckery. He has to be high on something...right?


I have had my fuckery snack and calling it a night!
Check out both of those great blogs on the right side of our page, and check out Timaya's videos here.

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Saturday, June 13, 2009

WTF: People Can't be That Lazy!


No words for this fuckary!
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Tuesday, June 9, 2009

T.Pain's BIG ASS CHAIN!!!

There are no words for this fuckery!

Peaches Update: Everytime I see this pic I think about this:


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Saturday, May 30, 2009

WTF: Suicidal Man Pushed Off Bridge

I was so shocked when I came across this story centered around these two crazy men. Read the full story HERE! All I can say that if you plan to kill yourself, do it on your own time or someone else may try it on their time!! But seriously, don't kill yourself cuz it's not cute in any aspect! HAHAHA (laughing but serious moment!)

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Friday, May 29, 2009

For Real???: Ciara & KFC Chicken



Is this for real??? and if it is then I have one word for it.... DAMN!!!!! Has it come to this CiCi?? I know the album didn't meet expectations but you should know better than to let this happen! Not that it will matter anyway because if the Oprah coupons couldn't get us free chicken, then this coupon definitely won't get your cd booboo (not to mention the ghetto employees keeping them all and trying to sell them for personal gain). I'm hoping this is a fake, but if it's not then send me one! Times are hard and free is free, LET'S KEEP IT REAL!

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Thursday, May 28, 2009

Deadbeat Dad of the Year!!

Click here to see why we have named Desmond Hatchett the "Deadbeat Dad of the Year!". Thanks to NecoleBitchie.com for the story.

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Saturday, February 28, 2009

Oh Hells No!: Jacksonville Tea Party!

As stated before me and Skittles are sorry for the lack of posts. Skittles is out of a PC at the moment and after coming back home after a little vacay, I came down with an ass whooping cold. Well yesterday while in between NyQuil induced sleep, I saw a report on the news that made me pissed and not for the reasons I should. A group of people(white, mostly well to do)(Sorry white readers, its the truth!) gathered at the Landing to protest the Stimulus package passed. They had their own Tea Party and it is part of a nationwide protest. They state that the Stimulus is only pork and helping people with multiple homes. Then as a symbol, they dumped two bottles of Arizona Tea into the St. Johns. OK! Here is my rant! 1: Like anything, they are people who do just to greed, will try to buck the system and get more than they need. So yeah there are people who owns more than one home and in foreclosure, but for every one on them there is hundreds who only own one and now owns nothing. So to make a protest on a hand full is like cursing a cup of water while looking at the ocean. 2: If you don't like the Stimulus, please don't spend a dime of it, in fact send my me your savings. Any givers??! No, because with all their talk, I bet not one of them will not enjoy the benefit of the package, if not find ways to gain more from it. and finally 3: The original Tea Party was done in protest to the higher taxes on the needed English item, Tea. So in protest, we dumped the tea to show we weren't having it. So what the hell does tea have to do with what is happening in this nation right now. It seemed like the last weak battle cry of the damned who damned us in the situation we are in now, hiding behind the cover of America and not realizing the battle is over and they are just the left corpses on the field. But the thing that pissed me off was this. How are you dumping tea into the river! I know that there had to be to at least a couple homeless people who would have needed that drink more than the river. Also where were the Riverkeepers?! aren't we suppose to be keeping the St. Johns clean! Where are the fines, I need to see people being arrested or put to task in the media for pollution. And Arizona Tea?? That shows how rich their blood is, Arizona tea as a gallon is $4.99. They couldn't find a Walmart, Hell Targay, and get some $1.99 tea to dump. You're protesting the wasting of money and you go and waste $10 on two bottles of tea and dump it in the St. John's. I am missing the point. Maybe since Arizona is one of the states with the largest number of foreclosure or maybe its a shot out to they fallen homie McCain who voted against the Stimulus. Either way it made all the speeches and signs worthless! Read the whole story here.

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Friday, January 16, 2009

Ray-J?? Are you serious??



When will this all end?? I can't believe Ray-J has jumped on "The Love of" train of fuckery that I hope will eventually derail into the hole of no return. Here we go again with 14 hopeful skanks who try to get with a D-List celebrity and all the 15 minutes of fame that comes with it before season 2. Why take up precious TV from something that could have been worthwhile? But if you disagree and feel you must watch it, "For The Love Of Ray-J" premieres February 2nd on VH1!

P.S. - Even though you dropped major hot points with me Ray J, you are still a fine looking black man with a nice big chocolate lollipop! Ya'll know you seen the sex tape.

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