One of these things is not like the other!

I love me some Targay, but how did they let this Walmart quality fuckary get pass the hot security? Minus 1 from Targay for teaching kids about dinosaurs, fish, and DEATH for a dollar...well that guard is pretty hot...I forgive you Targay! Read more!

Snaaatttccchhheeddd!!!!

Yes this video might be old, but wig snatching is always classic! The look on the wig snatching bitch is priceless!!
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Too Much Drama At the Moment!

There might be a lack of posts for a little while since me and Skittles are dealing with some serious bullshit and drama. Trust, things between me and him are perfect and what is keeping us sane at the moment. But the supposedly tight people and situations they are putting us through around us are fucking around. So if we have a chance we will post, but until things start to calm down, it maybe a post a week if possible. But in the mean time, check out this video from B. Scott that is our mantra at the time being: Read more!

WTF of the Century: Swim Club turns Away Black Campers

Swim Club turns Away Black Campers
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I am too pissed for words. Is this 1969 or 2009? For all those who think having Obama as President changes anything in American Race relations, here is exhibit A, B, C and fcukin D! Read more!

WTF: People Can't be That Lazy!

No words for this fuckary!
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Dick Day!

Yesterday was a fcuked up day at first, but after the a-a-alcohol I forgot most of it. But I do remeber the reason for the alcohol and my new stress release day. A great friend of me and Skittles introduced me to Dick Day, and no it's not that ya nasty(even though I thought that at first too)! It a day when someone you really care about pretty much becomes a dick and fcuks up your day with their bull. So instead of crying or getting mad, you call up some friends and shake some things and break some things. I know it sounds like any other "No that bitch didn't, I need a drink!" situation and it is, but now I have a name for it and it makes it funnier to shout out "It's Dick Day Bitch, Where my drink!"

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Speaking of Jags: Sit Your Ass Down Somewhere Jimmy Smith!

This fuckary almost ruined my night. Former Jag and "former" crack head Jimmy Smith, was rearrested for drug use. For those who remember Jimmy Smith was arrested in 2001 for a DUI stop and was found with weed and later admitted to be on coke. After serious crying and "I have changed" speeches, he got back on my good side and retired in 2006. Now his ass was pulled over on Golfair aka Ghetto Ave for 1. Dark ass window tint (know your ass isn't up to no good), 2. Had a suspended license(If you riding a 09 Benz, have your ID or driver on lock), 3. Burnt joint(Everyone knows you shallow that shit or flick it), and 4. Business card with coke on it(If your dealer has business cards, you need to stop)! What the hell is wrong with you Jimmy, you was one of the few Jags who could play and after your first arrest fought hard to gain your fans again. Now you just throw it away on Golfair. You should be the host on some ESPN show working on your Hall of Fame speech, but no you needed to hit of Golfair and pick up some bizness cards! I am done Jimmy!!! Click the photo (probably high ass hell in it) above to read the full article.

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The Avenues Mall is not Your Walmart Bitch!

Me and Skittles was doing my favorite thing before, well second favorite thing, having lunch at the Avenues Mall food court. It's the perfect place to people watch and get a good view or the hotties or queens shopping. Well while eating and checking out a fine as papi who was scooping me the moment I walked in, when I saw the fuckary. I women was pushing her baby in a Sears shopping cart pass us. She was not in Sears or going towards it, but she was walking as if she was in the aisles of Walmart going about her day like it was nothing. I was taken aback at the ghettoiness of it. It is bad enough that Sears thought the idea of shopping carts in their department store wouldn't make them look more sad and further prevent me to be caught dead in one. But this bitch and the countless other people in the past feel it is right to push a shopping cart through the mall. I mean do you expect other stores to allow you the knock over their nice shit with your sears cart the is designed to move around their shop. Or do you leave it outside the door and allow everyone to wonder why in the hell is it there or some poor soul who is forced to work at Sears to walk through the mall to find it. All because your lazy as didn't want to carry your bags and child at the same time. If that was the case, rent a damn baby cart or better yet buy a baby carriage from Sears or Walmart. Fcuk, buy it and return it when you're done if you have to, anything to not look like a complete ass pushing a Sears cart through the mall as if the rest of the mall is just fancy aisles of Sears. Sears really need to invest in those carts that stop after they pass a spot. It would be hilarious to watch those bitches trying to ride out of Sears and all of a sudden the cart slams to a stop and they go flying! That would make eating at the food court heaven!

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