Two fine ass black men on a mission to up hold the ideals of fierceness and hotness from the streets of Jacksonville to the cities of the world. And if you are fierce you will be celebrated as you deserved, but beware if you look, act, smell, or sound like a hot mess, you will be ASSASSINATED!(Verbally, not fo realz!)

Monday, September 29, 2008


It's B.Scott again bringing the realness and the truth to our ears! He is definitely right about it: They can't take your joy if you don't let them. I am still trying to get through with my problems and deal with that same thing but I am learning and hope to one day to truly understand that statement to the fullest! We need more people like B to get it so others can be shown how to get it and truly be happy and start reaching our destiny, but it mainly starts with you. So to all the haters the live to hate, to the people at the job that only wanna cause drama, to the so-called friends that treat you as "less than" and only looking out for self, to the jealous ones that bring you down just because you getting what they not getting, and to the ones that just refuse to believe in's time to shake them off and keep it movin! We are striving to find and keep OUR JOY in the 09!!! Keep on believing because we will make it through together!

Here's a little Janet to get you started on your mission to finding and keeping your JOY!
enjoy - Janet Jackson

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Sunday, September 28, 2008

Style Your Soul Sunday: Hitting Home!

Just like this house, you sometimes have to turn your thinking upside down to see the bright side or the value in life. Here are some pearls of wisdom to help you on your way:
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

Always read stuff that will make you look good
If you die in the middle of it.

Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be
Recalled by their maker.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it..

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply be kind to others.

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.

The second mouse gets the cheese.

When everything's coming your way, You're in the wrong lane.

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

You may be only one person in the world, But you may also be the world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

We could learn a lot from crayons... Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour..

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Saturday, September 27, 2008

You betta "GIVE IT UP!"

I know this is an old song and video but I still would shake it up to this! You know some queens are on the floor right now somewhere makin it work to this!
This go out to all them girls that want to "give it up", It's fine with me as long as you get them dollars for it.

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Rumble in the Delta!

Since I was working, I am now just watching the debate on repeat. I won't go into a whole rant or play by play(even though Obama is bringing it to Old Man McCain!) on the debates to allow people to declare their own winner. I think the most important thing is that everyone, especially Florida, is registered to vote and vote. I hear people everyday bitch about the world or complain about the candidates and their issues, but when election day comes along they disappear. I feel if you aren't apart of the system, you have no right to complain about. You wouldn't like it if someone was hating all in your Kool-Aide and didn't even buy a $.10 packet. It is the right of America and the right that my black ancestors fought to have, women have fought for, and countless others and that what makes us great. Even if your man doesn't win, you exercised your right to choose. You could be in North Korea and your choice will always be the same. So if you live in Florida, you have until October 6 to register and if you don't and you're not registered, please do. Just click and REGISTER. Cause know, the moment you started hating on the state of the world, i will stop you and demand that registration card and if you voted. and if the answer is no, you will be shutdown bitch!

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*Who else is waiting to she Palin get it handed to her next week against Biden. But knowing her ass, she'll probably make some excuse like her ass is pregnant ad can't make it! Whatever Bitch! Read more!

Friday, September 26, 2008

Whole Picture Funny!

The picture says all!

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What the Fcuk Friday: STALLIONAIRES!

Chance and Real are back and looking for a man...woman to love. Seriously! Some fools is giving them their own dating show called "Real Chance of Love" where 15 chicks (probably trannies) will compete at their "STALLIONAIRES Ranch" for the chance to well get with Chance & Real. There is soo much fuckary with this and the show hasn't even aired! I just want to talk about their "After 10 shots of Patron at the gay club and ready to J step some hoes to Get Me Bodied" photo above with their other brother Love(If these are they real names they mama need to be slapped!). If any chick is serious for these two, either needs to have a drug test or something extra goodies (Isis know what I mean, I will miss you boo!)!

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Dolce & Gabbana Skittles Face!

Looks like someone just realized they are married to Skeletor and it is time to go to Snake Mountain for the winter! He-Man is on his way JLO.

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I am Just Saying!

Will the real Lady GaGa please stand up!

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Wanna Party? - Watch more free videos
I don't know what Diesel is throwing October 11, but you better bring some protection in case!

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Thursday, September 25, 2008

ALMOST to single digits!

I can't hardly wait for these last 10 days to finally be over so Peaches and I can finally have some getaway time from all the stress that is our lives at the moment (TOO MUCH TO GET INTO RIGHT NOW!) Of course, it's mostly to see Ms. JACKSON herself as she performs the night away!! This is it Peaches, it's either do or die time and I plan to party hard and show those bitches in Sunrise what we made of! ARE YOU WITH ME???? You guys out there counting down with us, pray for us and everybody waiting and needing to getaway and have a damn good time in the weeks and months to come! Bring THAT FEEDBACK and we will be seeing stress free days soon ya'll!!!!

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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

OH...MY...GOD,,,whatever news

Guess which two celebs came out the closet today...Shemar Moore & Angelina Jolie? Tyson Beckford & Beyonce? Will & Jada(Don't act like you don't know!)??? No... the two celebs...that came the world...and now flying the rainbow flag...hold on to your socks...the two people...are...Clay Aiken & Lindsey Lohan.

OK Clay Aiken has been giving off so much gaydar that he piss rainbows and fart glitter. That cover of People magazine is such a waste of time, it would have been more news if he was marrying his baby mama! And Lohan, I love her, but come on, her ass and Sam have been in each other's cooch so much on camera, the shock would have been they were really gay men! Wake me when Shemar or Tyson comes out the closet naked covered in honey and each other!

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Monday, September 22, 2008

Give Me a Beat: Janet Update!

All I can say is record companies better wake up, cause Miss Jackson isn't some favor of the day Brooke Valentine. In the words of Joan Crawford "Don't fuck with me boys! This isn't my first time at the rodeo"!

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Sunday, September 21, 2008

Yes We Can and Will: Peaches & Skittles @ The Rally!

I am soo damn tired and don't know why I am trying to post this tonight, but since I started I will finish. Today skittles and I was one of the 12,000 (plus 8,000 outside unable to get in due the parks 12,000 limit) J-villians lucky to see Obama in the flesh and what a life changing experience it was. At first after battling for parking and going through tight ass security, we were in a sea of the diversity of The Ville and the Democrat Party.
Plus there were Obama shirts out the yin yang and no two were the same, which was amazing in its self (yet me or skittles don't own one, but after pimp designs we saw, it will be hard to just pick one!).
Even though it was hot after a morning of rain, Obama didn't speak until an hour after he was scheduled, we had to stand through speeches of people that I didn't know, and the fact my view was this for awhile:
(By the way, me and Skittles are in no way short, just this bitch was tall!)
After Obama speech (which brought Skittles to tears!) and talked to the issues that affected me and how their were going to be solved, we wouldn't have missed it for anything in the world and would gladly stand in soggy grass for hours for "Real Change"! Also while waiting Skittles and I couldn't help but notice the abundance of fine ass men in support of Obama
And those who were dead wrong!
(By the way, this is a ladies legs covered in wet grass and dirt after getting a little too down to the band!)
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*As a bonus, here how the Rally affected others afterwards:
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Friday, September 19, 2008

What the Fcuk Friday: Paper Runways!

Okay this is a two parter of fuckary. First is "Paper Planes" by M.I.A. and no I am not hating on the song, I love it and M.I.A., but ever since the song was used for Pineapple Express, everyone is on it like it just came out and needs to be remixed. This song came out in 2007 on her second album Kala and the original is soo hot it doesn't need to be touched. But Jayz, Kanye, Lil Wayne, T.I., Trey Songz, and now Diddy has tried to put their own twist on it. Some are hot and some just need to stop, I will let you decide:
The Original
Paper Planes - M.I.A.
"Swagga Like Us" with Jayz, Kanye, T.I. & Lil Wayne

"Swagga Like Us" Diddy version

"Paper Planes" remix by Trey Songz
Download Trey Songz - Paper Planes (Remix)
Bonus: I don't know why, but I love this spoof of M.I.A.'s video

Fuckary Part Two: Kenley of Project Runway
Okay I love me some Project Runway and have been watching it since the beginning and know their trick of anyways having a trifling contestant make far into the show for drama, but I thought this year was going to be Terri. Well I bet it was until the most annoying bitch ever Kenley step up to Heidi(And by the way, how dare Project Runway keep Heidi down when Kenley was all in her grill at the party for the Zodiac challange, cause let it had been Tyra, it would have been ovah! And don't let Miss Heidi fool you, She's German and have a Black Husband, you know that bitch is strapped!) and now she is in the ranks of Wendy, Santino, Jeffrey, & Christian(Who, I might add, was never a villain in my eyes). My problem with her is not that she is the drama factor of the show, its that unlike the other villains, she to me isn't good enough to still be in the competition. I mean her ass, no matter the drama, should have left after this B.S. that was suppose to be Aquarius(and if you can tell me where you see that let a bitch know!):
But instead Terri, who may have failed that challange, is still a hell of a lot better designer than Kenley and should have stayed. But the kicker is she is soo confidence that her 60's (which have been ovah for over 30 years bitch, step your time game up!) rags are the shit, that she seems to get wet making them and have the nerve to be pissed when people are sick of it, even Tim Gunn and you don't fuck with that Ole Queen cause like Heidi, he will fuck a bitch up with a set of pins and a raw silk neon pink cocktail dress! Make it Work!

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Sweet Tea fo dat ASS!!!!!

Oh my, Oh my, how that sweet flows to the brain like liquid crack! I will forever give in to thee!!
It is a gift and a curse of the SOUTH, either live with it or move. Anyway, I don't think I have ever tasted tea as sweeter than @ McDonalds or Whataburger! #1 Rule - Sweet Tea isn't really Sweet Tea unless you can fill the cup with ice, pour half a cup of water in the tea, let it sit for an hour and ITS STILL SWEET!!!!! Now wouldn't you believe that now they have a vodka that taste like "the south love potion" is what I call it! Find out more info here
Besides those two fast food places to get the perfect sweet tea, try these:
Boston Iced Tea (Red Lobster)
Blackberry and Mango Tea (Chili's)
Peach Tea and Raspberry Tea (Fridays)
Vanilla or Cherry Flavor Shot Tea (Dennys)

but just there are good places, bad one try but fail:
Burger King, Wendys, Most Chinese Resturants, Cheesecake Factory, Arbys, and sometimes Zaxbys!!!

Wow I am a FAT CHUB ROCK BITCH but you can't say that bitches! Now go and make it rain sweet tea, better yet just go make love in a vat of it, better yet go get a pitcher of it and throw it at skinny anorexic people so they can gain weight!!

For more sweet tea history, go here :

P.S. - SugarHoneyIceTea the series featuring the TEA TEENS coming soon! HAHAHA

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STOP IT Kat De Luna!!!!!


WHAT WAS SHE DOING????????????

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J.Lo : Where for art thou??

Jennifer Lopez & Fabolous - Get Right (rap remix) -

I have been feeling depressed for a while now due to transportation troubles reaching it's worst last week but with the help and unconditional support from Peaches and my peeps, I feel alot better. I am posting this video because when I came across this blast from the past, it kicked up something in my spirit and I had to (AS B.Scott SAYS) SHIMMY AND SHAKE! But then it led me to my question : What happen to the J.Lo I used to know and love and why is she not creating hotness like this anymore?? YOU KNOW this was the be up in the gay club and when this song came on you was like "Ooooo gurl this my song, hold my purse so I can get my groove on!" and then you did that Naomi diva walk to the dance floor and dropped it like it was hot which created a shockwave all around you letting all them hateful chickens know you was the shit and let all the hot boys know you was the one to fuck wit!!!! SAY WERD!!!!! But I digress, Yes she had 2 little rugrats with Mr.Skeleton Man Marc Anthony and I don't know if she will recover from that but I hope its a possibility for her to return to be Mrs. Latina Fiya!!!

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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Worktime Rant!

Okay I am here at work counting down the minutes until I can finally be free of this place. But until then, to pass the time I need to release some stress. Okay I work for a Transportation Frieght company that ships other companies shit all over the country and mostly if you use it, eat it, wear it, or drive it, we have shipped it. My job is to take calls from those companies and handle any issues or questions which is enough stress dealing with people like Coke a Cola who wants to know where their soda is every five minutes. But I also get calls for people who don't seem to hear or understand simple shit. For example:

Me-"Thank you for calling Transportation Freight"
Fool-"I need to pay on my loan"
Me-"I believe you have the wrong numer, this is a freight company and we don't have loans"
Fool-"I am trying to close this account and...long ass story about their whole life and debt."
Me-"What is the name of the company you are trying to reach?"
Fool-"HSBC or Citi or Capital One..etc"
Me-"You have reached a wrong number and will need to check the number again"
Fool-"Can you transfer me?"
Me-"We are not the same company!"
Fool-"This is crazy, give me the right number or your manager"
Me-"I can't provide either since this not the company you are trying to reach."

And it goes on like this until they finally understand or just hang up. I know you are thinking why I just don't hang up, well unlike what McCain thinks, this economy sucks and I am not trying to lose a job if I don't have to. Sometimes I am tempted to just take their payment information and gain me some extra Janet trip money, but luckly for them I am honest. But I get this at least 2 a night and waste so much time I could have doing actual work. So if you happened to call somewhere and the person who answers says somewhere totally different, please save yours and their time and trust them, they are not trying to be slick and not take your money. No matter the company, they will take your money!

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Obama in The Ville!

I am soo excited that Obama will in The Ville again, but this time as a Presidential Candidate and for a huge crowd in Metro Park. Me and Skittles planned on going to a good friend's surprise Bday party, but I am thinking we will have to be fashionably late! I don't know why, but unlike other elections, I am soo excited and into this one (and for those out there who don't know, it's not about race or party for me when it comes to my support for Obama). For those in the Ville who want to go, he will be at Metropolitan Park (huge outdoor theater on the river by the stadium if you don't know) on Saturday at 12:30pm and reservations are encouraged @ So arrive early cause in the words of John Stewart "Hope won't park your murthafuckin car!"

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Sunday, September 14, 2008

Style Your Soul Sunday: Bra

After all that foolishness (see previous posts!) and my personal drama at home and Skittles' on the road, I really need a spiritual uplift. On top of Tyra and her Jeweled million dollar fierce bra, here are a few jewels of the soul:
"Challenges are what makes life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful."
Joshua J. Marine

"We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give."
Winston Churchill

"If you don't get everything you want, think of the things you don't get that you don't want."
Oscar Wilde

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow."
Albert Einstein
Alright - Ledisi

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WWJD? Not This!

On this Holy of days, Sunday, some of you maybe going or coming from Church, Temple, Mosque, or what have you, but one Priest was coming from a possible deserved jail yard gang rape. Reverend Christopher Layden was blessing his flock not with the blessings of the Lord, but with cocaine.
A Catholic priest on the University of Illinois campus has been charged with selling cocaine from his church office and rectory. The Reverend Christopher Layden pleaded not guilty Thursday to two counts of delivery of less than 1 gram of cocaine within 1,000 feet of a church and one count of possession with intent to deliver 1 to 15 grams of cocaine near a church. The 33-year-old was arrested Wednesday at St. John’s Catholic Newman Center after investigators found 3 grams of cocaine and drug paraphernalia while searching his home and office. His bond was set at $50,000. The arrest followed a two-week police investigation of local drug sales.
There is a very special place in hell, with a lake of fire view, for him with this B.S.!

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*Side Note: I wonder if they started the investigation when clebs like Kate Moss and Amy WineHo became active members. Read more!

Not Her Goodies?!

I know all of ya (or that one guy) have seen the up coming Vibe cover with Ciara with her "goodies" ready to come out the jar. Well now after all the hype about it, Ole girl Ci Ci is now saying that's not her goodies on the cover and now is suing Vibe for taking her clothed shots and digitally making them disappear. I don't know, ever since that whole Miley B.S., it's hard for me to believe that Vibe would just make her nude without her permission. Its not like they made her lighter or made her smaller, plus Vibe doesn't seem to have that much money to pull that off. It sounds like Ci Ci got her ass told by her Grandma after she was at the church picnic and some of the church ladies had a prayer circle around her after seeing the image while shopping online for hats and now her Grandma is pissed that they put her on the spot like that and got the pastor of "Holy Cross Missionary of the Highest Rock of Sweet Minty Baby Jesus AME" preaching about the sins of her grandbaby and to prevent her from never seeing a sweet potato pie and fried chicken to die for again, Ci Ci had to come up with the story and sue Vibe! But like Ci Ci and she maybe telling the truth, but until I see the allegedly clothed version, I am not convinced.

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*Side Note: You know Robin Thicke is even more pissed! Read more!

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Hot Tranny Mess Session!!!!

No more words! Just visualize the hot mess fierceness!

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Hay Kanye!!!!!!

YOU BETTA WORK KANYE!!!!! He is looking like he just saw a hot oiled up puerto rican guy drop it like it's hot! What do you think??? Snap for the kids kanye, OKAY!!!!

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Thursday, September 11, 2008

Never forget 9/11/01!!

It has been 7 years today that this tragic act happened upon our nation! I don't have to go into explanation or opinions on the matter, I know everyone had seen and heard enough make or form your own. This is just a reminder to remember this day in our minds and our hearts! Let's continue to rebuild, reform, and reshape New York and the rest of the USA! Cherish life, love, and even the little things rather they be good or bad. Never forget the strong survivors, Never forget the victims, Never forget the brave and the scared that came together that day to do what they could to help, Never forget the families that send loved ones to help and families that lost loved ones that day, Never forget the volunteers and organizations giving there unconditional support, Never forget those who sacrificed for the greater good, and Never forget that they will never break our spirits!

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JANET's OPENING NIGHT! and the reviews are in!

Sorry Peaches but I had to post this official tour pic from her opening night in VANCOUVER!
Oh my gosh! I know more pics and details will end up finding us but this is what I came across!

Here are some official reviews from last night!
Review 1
Review 2
Review 3

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Possible White House Swirl!

OK, I know everyone is tired of hearing about this hoe Palin and her "Juno" daughter, but I could not resist after seeing this video on This story gets juicier by the minute and its not me to decide if little Palin will pop out looking like Alaskan snow or Alaskan night. Only one man can know...Maury!

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Hump Day Hump Music!

I had to continue the love (see previous post!) and also honor today Janet Tour begins. I know some (our one viewer) is sick of us talking about Janet, but bitch this is our blog and we love Janet and this is our first and possibly last chance of seeing her, you lucky that the blog isn't called Janet. Well off that, I know some of you (the one guy) maybe in the mood for your on cosmic journey so here is some Janet to get you in the mood for making your own show. And as always make it safe!
Curtains - Janet Jackson

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Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Cosmic Love!

I am soo on a cloud of love that I had to share it to the world. Today after a always stressful night of work, tiredness, and lack of food due to saving for Janet and gas, I was ready to just collapse. So I just went over to drop off a Folio (the hottest alt weekly newspaper in The Ville!) to Skittles and just give myself a moment to unwind before heading home, but Skittles in his always cute and sexy way persuaded me in a hug. And there, laying in his arms as he caressed every inch of my body, ever thought, worry, and stress melted away and it was just me and him in a world of our love. I know you think after that we fucked like no tomorrow, but we didn't. That is the beauty of that experience, I left for home feeling more alive and in love with him more than anytime we made love (and don't get it twisted, Skittles and me tear it down in the bed, floor, stairway, couch...etc!). So if you haven't been blessed with a love like that, it is never too late to find it and I still thank God and pray that I will continue on this cosmic love journey with Skittles.
Cosmic Journey Featuring Bilal - Solange Knowles

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