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Friday, September 19, 2008

Sweet Tea fo dat ASS!!!!!

Oh my, Oh my, how that sweet flows to the brain like liquid crack! I will forever give in to thee!!
It is a gift and a curse of the SOUTH, either live with it or move. Anyway, I don't think I have ever tasted tea as sweeter than @ McDonalds or Whataburger! #1 Rule - Sweet Tea isn't really Sweet Tea unless you can fill the cup with ice, pour half a cup of water in the tea, let it sit for an hour and ITS STILL SWEET!!!!! Now wouldn't you believe that now they have a vodka that taste like "the south love potion" is what I call it! Find out more info here
Besides those two fast food places to get the perfect sweet tea, try these:
Boston Iced Tea (Red Lobster)
Blackberry and Mango Tea (Chili's)
Peach Tea and Raspberry Tea (Fridays)
Vanilla or Cherry Flavor Shot Tea (Dennys)

but just there are good places, bad one try but fail:
Burger King, Wendys, Most Chinese Resturants, Cheesecake Factory, Arbys, and sometimes Zaxbys!!!

Wow I am a FAT CHUB ROCK BITCH but you can't say that bitches! Now go and make it rain sweet tea, better yet just go make love in a vat of it, better yet go get a pitcher of it and throw it at skinny anorexic people so they can gain weight!!

For more sweet tea history, go here :

P.S. - SugarHoneyIceTea the series featuring the TEA TEENS coming soon! HAHAHA

Posted by Skittles