Two fine ass black men on a mission to up hold the ideals of fierceness and hotness from the streets of Jacksonville to the cities of the world. And if you are fierce you will be celebrated as you deserved, but beware if you look, act, smell, or sound like a hot mess, you will be ASSASSINATED!(Verbally, not fo realz!)

Sunday, March 29, 2009

So Not Cute Anymore: Faux Hawks on Black Men!

I know at first when you saw that fine chocolate brother in the club with that stripe of nap down his head, the first thing you thought was "Damn, I got some regins to hold on to as I ride that!" But now it's just plain wrong. I understand trends and styles and when David Beckham rocks something, it's da bizness. But I thought the beauty of being Black Queens is the starting the trend and being unique. Any episode of Noah's Arc will tell you, if no one is wearing it, a black queen is making it firece. But most of all the black queens I know or see are rocking a faux hawk. I mean damn, just because I am bi doesn't mean I shouldn't get the memo we are coming together under one nappy stripe. Please my tangy fierocia brothas, be the unique chocolatey faeries that you are and left the faux hawk go!

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Friday, March 27, 2009

We're Bisexual, So What!

I was going to post this awhile ago after reading a post on LoveBscott.com. He was answering a question from a reader who ask if he would ever date a Bi guy. Well you know me and Skittles love us some B Scott and he was real postive and supportive of Bisexuals, but I didn't like how he stated it would be a challenge to satisfy us. This is nothing but the Ricki Lake effect to me. The Ricki Lake effect is what I call the whole story that Bi people have to be with both sexes to be satisfied since it was one of Ricki Lake's most popular subjects. This is so false, if someone is cheating its because they are a cheater, not Bi. I have grown to understand and be proud of my bisexually. But it's soo hard for those like me with this myth around. Gays treat us like we are in the closet or just faking and straight look at us as mence who will spread diease to the innocent or as sex freaks who will stick in anything that moves. And both feel we can never committ unless it's a threesome. It's beliefs like this that kept me ashamed and confused for years and even still unsure how to tell those I love who I really am without the million questions on what I want. To me bisexually means I have been given the freedom to find my soulmate no matter the equipment. Even though I feel I have found that mate with Skittles, if anything is to happen between us (which better not happen cause I love that man!) I know if I fall in love with a women, there will be no difference in they way I love her then I would a man(except for one small thing). When I am with a guy, my mind isn't also craving a women too. I strong feel that sexually is like Kinsey said, a flowing current that isn't one or the other. Me and Skittles might be two guys who on the surface can look either gay as hell or straight who may look checking out the hot guys around town and getting off on lesbian porn. We as a society, gay or straight, needs to stop this hate on one group and embrace the things that connect us. Because we don't need anymore young kids (and adults) crying themselves to sleep because everyone, even the gay ones who they thought understood, looks at them as freaks and wrong and the only image of themself is on a talk show causing drama as the cheating bitch. I want them to know God gave you the most special of gifts, love and a heart to share it with either a man or a woman.

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I Have Been to Heaven and The Angels call it Whole Foods!

Last weekend me and Skittles finally experienced the wonder and beauty that is Whole Foods. Years of Top Chef and Martha Stewart taught me the Whole Foods was not your normal grocery store. But to see it in person was a different thing. I am such a chef without a resturant and dream not about having a home to raise a family, but to throw dinner parties that give people wet dreams. Not only do they have everything under the sun and on it, their cooked food area is to die for. I know grocery stores now have little salad bars and deli meals to eat in store or out. But Whole Foods is the size of a normal Publix with chees bar, coffee bar, chocolate bar, geleto bar, vegen bar, asian, etc. It's like a food court of a cultured fat bitch like me dreams. But what made it over for me was Creme Brule to go! I almost died! But what amazed me more than anything are the prices. For the freshest items from every point on the planet, the cost was sometimes lower than at Publix. Of course if you're use to Walmart it would be a lot higher, but that's like comparing Goodwill to Gucci. If you're in the Ville, make sure you head down San Jose and check it out, you will not be unhappy.

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It's Been Awhile, Sorry to Keep U Waiting!

We are finally back bitches! We have been stuck in the spell of the Twilight Saga books and even though Skittles is still a book away, I am finally free. The books are worth the read, especially "Breaking Dawn" which will make an awesome movie(If not bloody!). But speaking of vampires, I saw the funniest and slightly scary story on the news tonight. Well the Boston Latin School had to send out letters to parents to stop fears that vampires attended the school. The rumors and stories of vampires attending the historic school got so crazy that police had to be called to the school. At first I was cracking up on how wild these people imagination are, but I was also still stuck in Twilight mode and it kind of freaked me out. With almuni like Ben Franklin, a school that old can hold some secrets. I always felt that supernatural things can exist and known to those who experience. Who knows if the homecoming king and queen aren't out hunting for blood of those who voted against them! I see Twilight: Boston on the horizon.

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Monday, March 16, 2009

We Suck!

Okay I know its been years since our last post, but it has been crazy these last few weeks. Poor Skittles is still without a computer. I have been busy with work, planning Skittles Birthday trip, and for a week was sick as hell. And now do to a good friend, the last movie, and the upcoming movie, me and Skittles have "Sucked" into the Twilight Saga. Yes I know we're late to the party, but it at a party until the Fierocia Divas are there! But like Edward's stare, these books are hard to break away from. I just finished New Moon and Skittles is about to finish Twilight and I will be at Chamblin's Uptown tomorrow (If not today!) to get Eclipse. Trust, we have alot to talk about on the blog and literally thousands of post to write from craziness at the Zoo to Brit, but as soon as I get some free time, those books be calling me!! So I promise to fight the thirst and drop the book for a moment and post, also we need to work on Skittles computer game, but in this recession we are open to donations! But seriously, if you hadn't read the Twight Saga, you need to get in to it like K rayon Brooks!
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Monday, March 2, 2009

Just Because it's Monday!



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Bitch...It's Britney!

Since Miss Jackson didn't bring the fierocia nasty we need in 2008, her shadow Miss Spears is set to make it up in the 09! Me and Skittles may have to unleash our unsatisfied pop queen ferociousness with the princess at the circus. But if any elephant ish get on my Dolce, she will be paying for my dry cleaning! Here is her "supposed" tour intro video, whatever it is, its hotness!

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Sunday, March 1, 2009

My Wish!

Hate all you want, but I almost lost a lung laughing soo hard with this ad. Jimmy, you got my support, as long as Rachel is cooking vodka soup. But remember, "we don't need no water, let the muthafucka burn!" I will explain my hatred of Miss Ray in due time, just let me enjoy the flames! LOL!Posted By: Peaches! Read more!