Two fine ass black men on a mission to up hold the ideals of fierceness and hotness from the streets of Jacksonville to the cities of the world. And if you are fierce you will be celebrated as you deserved, but beware if you look, act, smell, or sound like a hot mess, you will be ASSASSINATED!(Verbally, not fo realz!)

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Gobble Gobble!!!!

We are so tired from cooking, cleaning, last minute store runs with the folks, getting to work and back,& getting things in order.. but we just wanted to wish you all a Safe and Happy Thanksgiving. Don't eat too much and be prepared for the mobs on Black Friday! Hopefully one of us will catch the Macy's Day Parade and bring you a review. Goodnight.

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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

F**kery from the Past: It's So Cold in the D!!!

I got this "horribly off key ghetto slap to the face" blast from the past courtesy the of good people at Stuff Ghetto People Like (who goes in on the vid like a true visionary). I remember when Peaches posted the video of her live studio version a while back here, but I am just now seeing the official video. I just had to give you all the chance to suffer as much as I did.
I just like how her friends look like they OBVIOUSLY don't want to be in this 4 minute travesty. I would hate to be the person she is singing about.

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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Pops & Swags: Janet Inspires!

JUST LMAO @ these vids in the early hours of the morning!

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Sunday, November 22, 2009


Okay, the AMAs just with went off and if you didn't see it...SHAME on you and be prepared to be sooo out of the water cooler talk. Fiery pianos, falling divas, once cut signers now with bacon wrapped hot dog necks, and live gay S&M soft core porn!!! Too much to go in to details now. In the meantime just feast on some Janet being nothing else but....FIERCE!!! Read more!

Saturday, November 21, 2009

When I Grow Up, I Want to be this Video!: Janet's "Make Me" GAG!!!

BeyBey & GaGa "Videophone" can officially sit the fcuk down!
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YAAAAAAAAASSSSSS MA'AM!!!! Ya'll aint ready for the queen's return, bitches!!! WHAT!!!?? I am catching a plane right now to go slap the shit out of everyone connected to that "Video Phone" fuckery, then sit each one down and make them watch the greatness that is Janet! WOW! This is what I needed to finish this year off right and I am SOO GLAD that she delivered it to me. It was a simple black and white theme, little splash of CGI, fierce dance moves, simple but chic outfits, hot dance track, and Ms. Jackson "giving beautiful face!!!".... AND SHE SLAYED YOU WANNABE DIVAS DOWN TO SIZE!!!
Please take your seats in the auditorium and remember to take notes in DIVA 101 cuz JJ has stepped up to the podium once again to speak!!!! Enough said.
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Thursday, November 19, 2009


OMG! I had to share this with you all. Peaches put me up on game with this series and I am watching it as I type this. COLLISION is a 5 part mini series about a group of strangers whose lives intertwine following a devastating car crash. This mystery not only shows you how their lives are effected by the accident, but recaps moments from their past that may change the final outlook of the story. Okay, okay I know!…. it sounds very familiar. It makes me think of Crash(movie), Babel(movie), and Lost(tv show) all thrown together with an English accent. Let me tell you that it has already got me hooked and I’m not halfway through this first episode. I definitely needed this since Lost won’t be on until next year, so check up on it and let me know what you think. It just aired this month on Masterpiece Contemporary and the first episode is online here: Episode 1. Enjoy!

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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Beyonce and GaGa: Video Phone

Ok! I have just watched what was supposed to be the most hyped, most anticipated, most talked about video this year. I WAS WAITING TO GAG over this video! I WAS READY TO GET MY LIFE over this video! I WAS PREPARED for 2012 chaos from this video! I WAS FEELING LIKE this was going to be "THEE" video to officially close 2009! Well..(sigh and shakes my head in disappointment) I DID NOT GET ANY OF THAT IN ABUNDANCE!!!! WHAT THE F**K was this??? It's bad enough that MTV promised the video and then had us wait a week just to give us 2 Divas in a COLORFULLY LAME ASS Hype Williams video!!! I don't even know where to begin on everything that is wrong about this hot mess. I just can't do it right now, I have to sleep it off. Good day people.

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P.S. - The only good thing I can say is that Beyonce looked beautiful.
P.S.S - My boi Brian goes in on the video here - Tea on B
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Random Vid: Taylor as Shakira

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Saturday, November 7, 2009

Why Did I Get Married Too??

Say What????? I LOVE IT ALREADY! JANET is giving me what I need in this trailer! YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS! Enjoy!

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Who is the new alter ego from the block!?
Find out after the click

You should already know by now, but if you have been living under a rock, the go to the

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Thursday, November 5, 2009

Trey Songz Invents Sex

I have been feelin (and wanting to be felt up by) Trey Songz since day one and when the picture above surfaced, I officially wanted to have a sex changed just to have his baby! LMAO! He is truly one nice piece of chocolate I would get diabetes over, besides my man of course. Anyway, in his latest video his is showing us exactly how he gets down right before getting it in AND I LOVE IT! That is one lucky video girl cuz if I was her, I would have been pregnant if you catch my drift! I am sure she has lots of moments from that set to share with her girls. Just one question for you Trey...When is the unedited version coming out? Or just a random sex tape? HOLLA AT ME
Watch the video below before it’s yanked! ENJOY!

P.S. - There is something else I need to discuss after the click

“Hmmmm!! So.. You invented sex huh? That’s interesting!”
I just want to ask you all this,
When is it OK to boast about your sex or how you “get it in”?
When or if it’s OK to be so confident about how you can sexually please someone?
I mean, it would be very hard for me to think that way or to tell someone that even if I felt that way about myself. I consider my skills to be at least a 8 out of 10 with everyday improvement (my man would say I am off the charts but he has to) but to say “I‘ll have you thinking I invented sex“. Maybe because I have only been with one person makes me clueless to the idea of boasting. Leave comments and let me know what you think!

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Monday, November 2, 2009

Comin Up Fast: 2010!!

59 days until the NEW YEAR starts! Is it me or does it seem like this year has rushed by like it just wants to be over? Well, I hope everyone had at least a decent 306 days and will hopefully have the last 9 weeks of the year drama free! Does anyone have their New Years Eve/Day plans yet?..Yeah, I don't either! Goodnight all.

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Sunday, November 1, 2009

Ellen scares the crap out of Taylor Swift!

Just a late night laugh for you guys that missed this episode. Ellen, you know you wrong for scaring that poor child but it felt so right! I am still LMAO!

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