Beyonce and GaGa: Video Phone

Beyoncé - New Music - More Music Videos

Ok! I have just watched what was supposed to be the most hyped, most anticipated, most talked about video this year. I WAS WAITING TO GAG over this video! I WAS READY TO GET MY LIFE over this video! I WAS PREPARED for 2012 chaos from this video! I WAS FEELING LIKE this was going to be "THEE" video to officially close 2009! Well..(sigh and shakes my head in disappointment) I DID NOT GET ANY OF THAT IN ABUNDANCE!!!! WHAT THE F**K was this??? It's bad enough that MTV promised the video and then had us wait a week just to give us 2 Divas in a COLORFULLY LAME ASS Hype Williams video!!! I don't even know where to begin on everything that is wrong about this hot mess. I just can't do it right now, I have to sleep it off. Good day people.

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P.S. - The only good thing I can say is that Beyonce looked beautiful.
P.S.S - My boi Brian goes in on the video here - Tea on B
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Shots of Fab: 3 Videos & a Question!?

Rap Song - I Love Chicken (Bossip)

Who will play The Green Lantern?? (NYPost)

Game got beef wit Jay-Z and Beyonce (YBF)

Beyonce sings about Ice Cream Truck Man (ThatGrapeJuice)

I know we usually have better shots for you but it's late and I forgot to do this earlier because I was....... nevermind!

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New Video: Sweet Dreams by Beyonce

You know this video will be deleted soon so I hope you catch it before it's gone.. but I digress. I just came across the new one from BeyBey and I just can't say that I am fully impressed with it (but at least it's better than that Drake video!!) It just seems like it's all the other "Sasha Fierce" videos she has made but with a little dash of special effects. Nothing I haven't already seen in a everyday Kylie Minogue video, but the fact that I watched it all the way through is always a good thing. Now, the only thing left to do now is #1: wait for someone to find a past music video that she copied the concept from (I hope not but you never know) and #2: wait for all the gays and the queens to start trying to remake the video with their own low budget youtube versions. Either way, I CAN'T WAIT! ENJOY!!!!
P.S. If it has been deleted, then you should be able to watch it here: Sweet Dreams



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Beyonce - Video Phone Dance Moves??

Can't you just see this as the new video for Bey?, and even if its not, you have to admit that it's still FIERCE!

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Skittles Face to the 100th Power!: Bey in this Fuckary.

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Beyonce's "EGO"

She is at it again with her two girl dance team (see Single Ladies and Diva) with her new video 'Ego". Go to beyonceonline.com to see it or watch it below. Tell us what you think?



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One Time For The BIG BOYS!

"Oh My Word!" is the phrase I give for this video! Now all of us obese men have a dream to follow okaaay!!! It is time for us to enlist in the Beyonce Army - Big Men Quadrant for the FIERCE (you betta know it!). He went that long and didn't pass out? I applaud you sir, I APPLAUD YOU! You better work bitch! I'm sending you 5 McDoubles and 3 Large Fries as I type. Don't hate cuz I'm gonna eat some too and GAG of jealousy. HAHA
Thanks to B.Scott for posting the video and Tyrone for making the video. See more of them here (B.Scott) and here (TyroneJones1989)

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Sasha Fierce is ON TOUR!

Mrs. Fierce herself is currently overseas on tour (has anyone seen Solange, she was supposed to be with her on this one right??) and her U.S. dates wont start until the end of June. To find out ticket prices and dates, go to ticketmaster.com and she won't be hard to find since a big ad of the show pops up on the homepage!! In the mean time, watch this video of Sasha's minions take over London.



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The "DIVA" movement has started!

As you know, when "Single Ladies" came out everybody was trying to get on Youtube and show the world (or try to) that they could do it better than Mrs.B to the K ok? But just when you thought it was over and done with, the fuckery continues!!! With the "DIVA" video just coming out, you knew it was gonna start back up full force and here are three videos to kick it off!!

White Guy - DIVA
Typical gay guy dancing in his apartment to the song, but where & why does the chair come in??


Gay Boy - DIVA
Just the way he introduces himself says it all!!! His parents or whoever is filming him should be ashamed of themselves!


FAT DIVAS!!
Hell to the naw! Straight HOT MESS! and you know it smelled like hair grease and cheeseburgers in that room! We all know which one was suppossed to be Beyonce!


I can't wait to see what other so called divas try to make it work! ENJOY!

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Lord of Mercy: Beyonce Diva!

First of all enjoy before it is mostly deleted and second, is this hoe serious with her Lady GaGa(damn can Lady GaGa be Lady GaGa for a minute!), Euro, Tyra, meets Fat Albert junk yard theme! I just don't know right now, It seems so ferociously diva but so hot tranny mess at the same time! I leave it to Skittles, cause he knows how to break Bey down.

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This Answers Diddy's Question!

I am tired of the Single Ladies videos too, but this just took the cake for me. I am here in The Ville trying to stay warm in 50 degree cold and this bitch out in -17 degree snow dropping it like its hot in a "get'm girl" leotard! I see Palin isn't the only silly hoe in Alaska!

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Church of Beyonce!

It's Sunday so let the praises be heard on high! This would be soo wrong if it wasn't soo me and Skittles! These chicks got to be our long lost twins or at least two other people who get us! Let the Church say Amen!

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Katy Perry Shakes It!

Ms. "I kissed a girl and I liked it" Perry decided to join the countless others in making a Single Ladies video for us to enjoy! I really like how she had her friend (possibly gay wearing the necklace with all those loud pearls on) acting crazy with her. Its okay girl cuz I have seen worse.
PUT A RING ON IT ...KATY PERRY


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Serious Skittles Face: Cold in the D!

First off, I know if you're reading this you're thinking I either have no family or can't stand them this Thanksgiving because of the many posts. I have been cooking with my mom and now just waiting for the food to finish to eat, so to kill time I am finally posting after a break. So off that, the only thing you probably noticed is my new picture for "skittles face". I don't know if Bey just saw how (freed slave looking) J is on the jumbotron or the following video:

It must be loud in the D as well, cause none of those bitches have tone. You know someone listening to that broadcast had to either pull over or got in a crash after either laughing to death or just out of pure horror.

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All My Single Men!?

After a scary performance of "If I was a Boy" (to me becuase Skittles saw her perform it before) on SNL Miss B brought the funny with the help of a leotard wearing Justin Timberlake. But the kicker for me was her dance or evil spirits leaving moves at the end. Priceless!

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We'll I had to remove the video because of the content being terminated, which by the way is so stupid because the network should know that having the funny videos circulated on the INTERNET only helps them and SNL get more fans to watch the show if they haven't already. But the SNL website decided to post every other skit that wasn't nearly as funny as single ladies skit and now we are left with nothing but "honorable mention videos" so here is the somewhat other funny JT video on Weekend Update.



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I Am Sasha Not impressed!

Name: Beyonce / Sasha Fierce
Album: I Am Beyonce - I Am Saha Fierce
Date: Nov 18th
Genre: R&B with some Alternative vibes and some Electronic Crunk Beats
Peaches Speaks: Since I actually have the album (Don't ask how...Jealous!) and have listened to it. There is only 3 songs total that I like on this album. Video Phone, Single Ladies, & Diva. The Beyonce side seems to be Bey's true voice, but due to it not being the money making cuts that she is known for, I don't feel she committed to them. The Sasha side does has the hot beats and gay clubhouse vibe, but she over do it, making them sound cheesy or fake. My early jam Beautiful Nightmare now Sweet Dreams on the album lost its sexy edge with her over done "Turn the lights On" shouts and other unneeded additions. I love Bey like most and I know this album will still be number one on the charts, but I wish she goes back to her first album and finds her true voice and commit to it. Look at her sis Solange who came out doing what people thought she should do, but when she did what she wanted, her voice shone through and made the songs real and more than just jam of the moment.
Peaches Rating for I Am Beyonce: D, but could be a great solid A if she committed to what she was singing
Skittles Pre Rating for I Am Sasha Fierce: B-, but like before could be a solid A if she lose all the unneeded extras. Just beats and her voice is fine!

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Pre-Album Review : HeartbreakSashaArchuletaHumanCircus

Name: Kanye West
Album: 808’s and Heartbreak
Date: Nov 25th
Genre: R&B, Tribal, and Electronic Beats
Skittles Speaks: Kanye indeed decides to take us again in a new direction with this one. Just as the title is named, that’s what you’re getting in abundance (big beats and love songs). Is it the right sound for him? Were the snippets I heard good? I answer No and No in my opinion but maybe it needs to grow on me. I’ll try to endure but I don’t see it getting to “Graduation” status. You lose!
Skittles Pre Rating: D

Name: Beyonce / Sasha Fierce
Album: I Am Beyonce - I Am Saha Fierce
Date: Nov 18th
Genre: R&B with some Alternative vibes and some Electronic Crunk Beats
Skittles Speaks: This double “alter ego” disc CD is looking and feeling very different for some “regular ego” folk! After hearing snippets of all the song, both sides have some explaining to do! Beyonce’ side maybe a little to love dovey and slow and Sasha’ side maybe a little to FIERCE and ghetto for me to handle. But because it’s yo girl B, it will still be a hit album. Put a ring on that!
Skittles Pre Rating for I Am Beyonce: C
Skittles Pre Rating for I Am Sasha Fierce: A-

Name: David Archuleta

Album: David Archuleta
Date: Nov 11th
Genre: Vocal Pop with little Rock and R&B influence
Skittles Speaks: I have only heard and seen his first video for "Crush" and it is pretty good song to step out into the world with. He may have a soft talking voice but his singing voice is huge (can we say biting Janet's style). I could see this album beating the season winner David Cook in sales. He is also kind of cute! Wait, is he 18 yet????
Skittles Pre Rating: B-


Name: Brandy

Album: Human

Date: Dec 9th

Genre: R&B

Skittles Speaks: She is back after her "as usual" 4 year hiatus between albums. I really feel she is in a better place so this album should be better than Aphrodisiac was. Heard the single "Right Here" and some leaks and they sound like it will be a "listen to after a long day" CD. Glad to see there's no Monica around to hate!

Skittles Pre Rating: B

Name: Britney Spears
Album: Circus
Date: Dec 2
Genre: Vocal Pop with little Rock and R&B influence
Skittles Speaks: Britney definitely knows how to appeal to her listening audience and there won’t be any exception here. At first I assumed she could not get any better than her “under promoted, emotionally free, but flawless” Blackout album but after hearing “Womanizer”, I can see she won’t let this one be in vain. Lookout wannabe pop princesses cuz the Circus is coming to town!
Skittles Pre Rating: B+

Five Albums I look forward to hearing more or all of and hope I find my ratings to be less than what the albums really turn out to be and have to change them!

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It Begins!

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Oh My Word! I had to clutch my pearls just now! I can't believe a this queen just "MADE IT WORK!" to Ms. B's song! That bitch worked it harder that two fat black people running in 100 degree weather to Popeyes because they were giving away free chicken with some red kool-aid and a biscuit! All you needed miss thang was two other hot bitches for backup and you would have shut Youtube down honey! I am through.

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Why Beyonce Copin White Ladies Moves??

This video looks awfully close to Beyonces' Single Ladies video! SEE FOR YOURSELF!!



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This even shows the connect better. Beyonce know you can't beat old white lady swag. I'm 50!

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Give Me Dramatic: Beyonce!

Beyonce trying to be deep on her new album!* Well if that was a little too deep, she brings it back to In Cahoots, with her J Step Bonanza "Single Ladies"

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*Side Note: I know I wasn't the only hearing "Mrs. Officer" when Beyonce walked out as a cop! I had to watch it twice to hear her. Also I am loving the black and white mood Bey is in, very fierce 80's!

OMG OMG OMG OMG! That video "Single Ladies" is "SO OFF THE UNIVERSE" hot that I had to watch it like 5 times to fulfill my fix. All I have to say is B is giving it to me like 3 hot drag queens on Ecstasy shakin it up at the Ovahness Ball during the last "dance off" of the night in they fuck me pumps trying to regain the official "hot tranny mess crown" that was stolen by Ms.Honey the year before (don't you hear them callin you) YOU BETTER STEP YO GAME UP Rhianna cuz Mrs.Jay-Z don't play! I can't wait to see this being performed on the dance floor at InCahoots.

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