Two fine ass black men on a mission to up hold the ideals of fierceness and hotness from the streets of Jacksonville to the cities of the world. And if you are fierce you will be celebrated as you deserved, but beware if you look, act, smell, or sound like a hot mess, you will be ASSASSINATED!(Verbally, not fo realz!)

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

An Idiot Moment! No Words.....

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HollaBack in da day Music!

I was just having a reminisce moment and wanted to share some of the videos that came to my mind to search for while I was on youtube. These are some serious throwback slash where are they now videos! Ahhh the 90's were so 8-9 years ago and these were just some of the jams you or I used to bump in middle school or high school for some!

Tatyana Ali - Boy You Knock Me Out

We all remember her from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air but she finally came out of her shell and on to the music scene in da 90's. Eventhough she did make it to diva status, you still have to admit you used to groove to this.

Billy Lawrence - Come On

Not a lot of people know her but she came out with a few (like 4) albums and did a lot of cameos on other songs. This was probably her biggest song but you still can pop it to this. Watch for McLyte in the video.

Mokenstef - He's Mine

All the girls were singing this and most of them didn't even have a man or couldn't relate but it still was that off the chain slow jam that was played at all the school dances. And what kinda name is Mokenstef????

Next - Too Close

I think this is in the 90's (if not, it is going on here anyway!) cuz it makes me think of those high school boys! By the way, i hope RL is still fine!!

H-Town - Knockin Boots

Sexy old school love making song! Enough Said!

Tevin Campbell - Come Back To The World

Yes this boy or flaming queen had pipes even when he was a young gay man in the hood! I don't know that for sure but either way, you know you secretly enjoyed his songs. This one wasn't his best but you can still rock back and forth to it!

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That Legend Got Legendary !

I had to post this for Peaches and all those J.Legend fans who love him in more ways and positions than one! That fish is so lucky to even be next to it, but to grind it too!...... I would have skeeted all over him. The package was just fighting to come out (I really hope that was real) and even if it wasn't they would have had to stop the show just to keep me from trying to devour him! Just press play! ENJOY!!

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Fierocia of the Moment: Harry Potter!

Batman Who?!

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Monday, July 28, 2008

Serious Skittles Face: Back in the Day Edition!

Eventhough when this came out when I was their age, it was hot shit. Now, all I can give it is this:

For those who didn't know, that is the definition of skittles face!

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Saturday, July 26, 2008

Bad Girls Who Got That Good Good!!

Danity Kane just released a new video "BAD Girl" and it needs to be the official "Hold my shut you mouth potion while a shake it up Ovahness Ball style". Enough Said!
Also, Ashanti video "Good Good" is not as flashy as DK but I still like the song and I give her points for being with fine ass Nelly!! ENJOY!

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Delicious!! Hotties of the Moment!

OMG!! I almost skeeted a little when I saw the eye candy here on youtube videos and had to share them with the world! Rafael Leonidas (top) is gorgeous and I don't think he is gay but he has great DSL's (dick sucking lips) you could look at all day long. You can check him out at or at
Lorenzo Kaiden (bottom) is very sexy and he just might be gay but don't hold me to that! He is a new model for and he has come along way from being a insurance salesman!! Just watch the videos here: Video 1 and Video 2!!!! ENJOY!

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6/17/09 Update: Catch some pics of them from our other blog Lickalish!
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B.Scott Takes You Down!

And again, B Scott gives it to us with his flawlessness! You betta work! Dancing to Chris Brown's "Take You Down" which by the way I actually am feeling this song, Ms. Scott works that towel like it is going out of style. When I got the body on point and the hair with the Beyonce flair, you betta watch out cuz I will shut it down baby! ENJOY!!

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Friday, July 25, 2008

Fierocia of the Moment: Nas!

I heard Nas song about Fox News, "Sly Fox", and heard he planned to protest them for all their racist shit. Well he actually wasn't all talk and today him and political groups Color of Change and Move On collected 620, 127 signatures of support (If I knew, I would have been 620, 128!). They brought the signatures and other protesters to Fox News and of course Fox didn't accept the signatures and mostly likely had a report about how violent the protesters were and all the pure white women who were raped and ravaged by the out of their place Negroes. I am soo happy to see other people who feel like me, that Fox News needs to be brought to task for their bullshit and congratulations to Nas who not only talked the talk (more like rapped the rap!), but walked the walk in front of those bitches.

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Thursday, July 24, 2008

Hot Traxx of the Moment: Miss Piggy's Peaches!

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Does it seem like the weekend is taking its time to bring its ass here? Are you in pain awaiting for the freedom of the weekend? Well take Miss Piggy's advice and the weekend and you will COME in no time!

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Doesn't she kinda make you think of a crazed cracked out Beyonce with her moving like that! Priceless!!!!! She stole yo moves Miss Piggy! HAHAHA but on the other hand you stole Beyonce's FREAKUM DRESS OUTFIT and you still can't get Kermit to hit that! DAMN!!

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The Story of GOOD CHILI

I just found this story again that I got in an e-mail a few months ago and had to post it! Try to hold back your tears and ENJOY!!


I went grocery shopping recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented 'You're definitely going to Shit yourself'" chili. Tasty stuff, albeit hot to the point of being painful, which comes with a written guarantee from me that if you eat it again the next day, both of your asscheeks WILL fall off.
Here's the thing. I had awakened that morning, and even after two cups of coffee (and all of you know what I mean) nothing happened. No'Watson's Movement 2'. Despite habanero peppers swimming their way through my intestinal tract, I appeared to be unable to createthe usual morning symphony referred to by my next door neighbors as thunder and lightning.
Knowing that a time of reckoning had to come, yet not sure of just when, I bravely set off for the market; a local Wal-Mart grocerystore that I often haunt in search of tasty tidbits.
Upon entering the store at first all seemed normal. I selected acart and began pushing it about dropping items in for purchase. It wasn't until I was at the opposite end of the store from the restrooms that the pain hit me. Oh, don't look at me like you don't know whatI'm talking about. I'm referring to that 'Uh oh, gotta go' pain that always seems to hit us at the wrong time. The thing is, this pain was different.
The habaneros in the chili from the night before were staging a revolt. In a mad rush for freedom they bullied their way through the small intestines, forcing their way into the large intestines, and before I could take one step in the direction of the restrooms, which would bring sweet relief, it happened. The peppers fired a warning shot.
There I stood, alone in the spice and baking aisle, suddenly enveloped in a noxious cloud the likes of which has never before been recorded. I was afraid to move for fear that more of this vile odor might escape me. Slowly, oh so slowly, the pressure seemed to leave the lower part of my body, and I began to move up the aisle and out of it, just as an elderly woman turned into the isle.
I don't know what made me do it, but I stopped to see what her reaction would be to the malodorous effluvium that refused to dissipate, as she walked into it unsuspecting. Have you ever been torn in two different directions emotionally? Here's what I mean, and I'm sure some of you at least will be able to relate.
I could've warned that poor woman but didn't. I simply watched as she walked into an invisible, and apparently indestructible, wall of odor so terrible that all she could do before gathering her senses and running, was to stand there blinking and waving her arms abouther head as though trying to ward off angry bees. This, of course,made me feel terrible, but then it made me laugh. Mistake.
Here's the thing. When you laugh, it's hard to keep things'clamped down', if you know what I mean. With each new guffaw an explosive issue burst forth from my nether region. Some were so loud and echoing that I was later told a few folks in other aisles had ducked, fearing that someone was robbing the store and firing off a shotgun.
Suddenly things were no longer funny. IT was coming, and I raced off through the store towards the restrooms, laying down a cloud the whole way, praying that I'd make it before the grand mal assplosion took place.
Luck was on my side. Just in the nick of time I got to the john, began the inevitable 'Oh my God', floating above the toilet seat because my ass is burning SO BAD, purging. One poor fellow walked in while I was in the middle of what is the true meaning of 'Shock and Awe'. He made a gagging sound, and disgustedly said, 'Sonofabitch!', then quickly left.
Once finished, I left the restroom, reacquired my partially filled cart intending to carry on with my shopping when a store employee approached me and said, 'Sir, you might want to step outside for a few minutes. It appears some prankster set off a stink bomb in the store. The manager is going to run the vent fans on high for a minute or two which ought to take care of the problem.'
That of course set me off again, causing residual gases to escape me. The employee took one sniff, jumped back pulling his shirt up to cover his nose and, pointing at me in an accusing manner shouted,'IT'S YOU!', then ran off returning moments later with the manager. I was unceremoniously escorted from the premises and asked none too kindly not to return.
Home again without having shopped, I realized that there was nothing to eat but leftover chili, so I consumed two more bowls. The next day I went to shop at Safeway. I can't say anymore about that because we are in court over the whole matter. Bastards claim they're going to have to repaint the store...
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Old Freak Still Getting It Moist!

Oh My GOSH! I cannot belive this! I was just siting here in this plush chair with Golden Girls playing in the background on Lifetime (R.I.P Estelle, my wicker purse is on back order just for you girl!) while I am halfway listening to gay porn (mainly because this bootleg computer won't play the video from the bootleg dvd I made of various porn movies but the audio is perfect) and was quite randomly rubbing my package because it was turning me on even if it is just the audio and because I can't get it in with my man at the moment all while I was playing Solitaire (that's my shit) and just looking at random news and blog posts to see whats new and I came across this lady and it ruined everything at once.

This is Luella McAdoo and she was arrested at her home a couple days ago cuz she was charged with lewd or lascivious battery on an elderly or severely disabled person and is being held on $7,500 bond.
WHY YOU MIGHT ASK??? SHE forced a severally mentally handicapped man to perform oral sex on her, police say. On April 5, the man’s mother left him in McAdoo’s care while she ran errands. When she came home at about 6 p.m., she found her son performing oral sex on McAdoo. The woman told McAdoo to go home, then she called police because her son, 34, does not have the ability to make a decision about sex on his own, Davis said.
I am just flabbergasted by this whole crazy elderly freak situation, but on the good side 68 year olds need a lickin every now and then. BUT IF THAT"S THE CASE, GET A 68 YEAR OLD NORMAL MAN TO DO THAT WITH!!! This has been dubbed my offical "HELL TO THE NAW BECAUSE YOU ARE GETTING THE HOTTEST TRANNY MESS OF THE YEAR 2008 AWARD" moment. I am through!
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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Heavenly Fierocia: Estelle Getty!

I learned the horrible news that Estelle Getty better known as Sophia on Golden Girls passed away today at the ripe age of 84! Take a moment today and watch an episode of Golden Girls and sent her home with a laugh!

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Monday, July 21, 2008

Honey! Honey! Slap!

All I can say is DAMN! Why is the Wendy Williams show only on in New York, Chicago, and LA. This drama needs to be shared with the world. They were reading each other hard as hell, but who do you think got bitch slapped?

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What A Hot...Mind!

Yes I am a PBS Queen, but why shouldn't I, if you don't know whats around you then you don't know where you're going. Not only did PBS introduce me to Seseame Street, Doctor Who, Degrassi, British Comedy, and what it is to be different sexually and how its fine. It also introduced me to some moving and beautiful stories of people miles away and next door that lets you realize either how good you have it or how your life sucks. One of my goals for this blog is to not only share me and Skittles view of the world, but to help expand your mind so you can understand where we come from. Well today I watched a film that made me pissed, excitied, proud, sad, happy, and disappointed. Its called AfroPoP: Being Pavarotti and the story is about a group of South African boys who got introduced to Opera and sing it like pros in the streets, but the town police literally arrest them and beat them because few of the white tourist of the town complained. Its a powerful story and it makes me think where is the American black kids singing Opera. I work with young kids everyday and all they want to sing is T Pain or Lil Wayne and even if I encourage them to learn something new and better, their parents (some no older than the children!) think it soo cute to hear their 8 year old singing Lollipop. These kids in South African can sing anything, but they choose Opera and their family supports them, even if it means they will be arrested. So I encourage everyone, instead of watching another person on youtube dropping it like its hot to some souljia boy, click on the picture above and take a hour and expand your mind and your understanding of the world.

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Sunday, July 20, 2008

Female White Chocolate: Music Edition!

Peaches had to call out all the white chocolate men that entertain their way into the hearts and pants of many and now its is my job to call out the women who do the same. These wanna be sistahs give it to you whenever they can and they definitely got some blackness to help them out or at least gotta have some blackness on the side. I introduce to you some of the female family starting with

Da Sister: Ashley Tisdale
Even though she comes off white for the most part (See her in HSM and The Suite Life) she has definitely got a black girl voice waiting to happen. Its not as strong as the others, but that is why she is the sister of the group

Da Niece: Kathrine McPhee
She comes straight from the American Idol Finalists group and hasn't stopped since. With her one album showing she has what it takes to be white chocolate (look at her album cover) best believe she will bring it in the future.

Da Aunt: Joss Stone
Oh my god! You will need to drink a "shut yo mouth" cocktail when you listen to this girl because she really sounds black. She might even be black but with that crazy purple and red hair, it's hard to tell!

Da GrandDaughter: JoJo
Hmmm! Just her name right off the bat screams BLACK and then the voice comes and it's over!
Any white girl that can sing SWV's WEAK and make it sound better than the original has to be in the white chocolate family!

Da Daughter: Christina Aguilera
How you gonna be half Spanish and half White and sound ALL BLACK!! They don't add up so we all know what must have really went down!!! I just hope her child can sing like her.

Da Mother: Amy Winehouse
Im starting to wonder what she would sound like without the crack and dirty lungs and diseases she's got cuz you know all of that has got to be the reason for it all. On top of that, she cuts her man, punches bitches trying to grab her hair, and talks about black men! Enough Said!!

Da GrandMother:Teena Marie
I had to save her for last because she is the all around white chocolate woman of all time. She has been paving the way for wannabes since 1979 and is still going strong! Bow down bitches cuz she don't play. The DIVA IS IN AND IS TAKING APPLICATIONS!!

So there you have it, and for those aspiring white chocolates out there trying to make it big, take a lesson for the best and go black but take caution because once you go black....well you know the rest!!!

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You have just been Deep House Dished!!!!!

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Oh my gosh! I finally found it and I had to put it up for the world to remember! This is so hilarious and I wish they continued it or it becomes its own show somewhere! Keenan Thompson is such a fierce host even though he is wearing out those pink capri pants. His thighs are so huge! Enjoy! Read more!

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Either Your in or Auf'd!

The reality show or all shows, is back (for the last time on Bravo, on that next time!) and the show that launched Fierce Christian on the world is trying it again for a fifth time. Even though I don't have an opinion on all the contestants yet, except Blayne looks like he is one snort away from an overdose, I do have an opinion on their first challenge. Sorry if you haven't watched it yet (Bravo is probably on its 50th repeat at the moment!) but the first challenge was a tribute to the very first challenge on Project Runway and the contestants had to make a dress out items they found in a grocery store. Well mostly everyone took the easy way out and bought tablecloths, which fierocia Tim Gunn was not having and had to lay a "Make it Work" on their lazy asses. Well of all the designs, Korto, even though it is a tablecloth with a collar of lettuce and tomatoes and wasn't the winner, it was still fierce hotness to me. And if I needed a diva summer dress and a light snack, I will be rocking the hell out of it.

But Jerry psycho killer uniform, deserved to be auf'd and should be burned in the street. Also his ass dared to act like he did so much on it, Miss Honey you had that poor child on international TV with a purple tissue paper dress wrapped in a shower curtain and rubber gloves, looking like booboo the fool!

They betta bring it next Wednesday, cause this is Project Runway and in the words of Tim Gunn "Don't Bore Nina!"

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Male White Chocolate: Music Edition!

You see them everywhere, BET, Vibe, and Summer Jamz with their sexy R&B songs making all the sistas (and Brothas!) hot. Am I talking about Usher, Neyo, or Omarion? Am talking about their blue eyed twins. What is going on with R&B today? They have the hottest producers, the hottest beats, and sold out albums and tours worldwide and yet D'Angelo and Ginuwine out looking like hot tranny messes that aren't not apologizing for it. Who is the blue eyed soul R&B family that is trying to take our Sexual Chocolate Thunder:

The Grandfather Michael McDonald

The elder that started the "That can't be a white guy singing!" who not only broke through and let the world know that white men have soul too, but actually was the first person, black or white, to do a duet with Patti and still be heard on the track.

The Father Robin Thicke

Taking the lessons from McDonald, Robin took it to the next level. Not only does he make the sistas (and brothas!) swoon with a Neptunes beat, but he have one of the finest sistas as his wife.

The Son Justin Timberlake

After dominating the world of boy bands that in their wake wiped away Boyz 2 Men and Blackstreet, Justin, after getting a taste of BET with Nelly, got with the Neptunes and wiped Usher from his throne. Now he got Timbo so sprung, he dropped Ginuwine and Missy like his once original beats (remember when he could make you drop it like its hot to the sounds of a baby laughing on the floor in Walmart!) and so sweet on Justin that even the steroids (you know his big ass couldn't get cut in a week on his own!) in his veins are hard for him.

The Grandson Jesse McCartney

In the world on blue eyed soul, the moment you rest from the game, someone else is on the side working with the Neptunes waiting to shine. That is where Jesse comes in. He already has the white girls drooling with both TV and one album, but after that "Shes No You" Neptune remix burned like fire, he discovered the blue eye soul world. Now he is prepping to make a new generation of sistas (and brothas!) hungry for some white chocolate!

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Friday, July 18, 2008


I thought this was so hilarious and so thought provoking, which is a first. Also it reminded me of one of the best Ice Creams around. So drop a beat and save a bee!

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Thursday, July 17, 2008

3 Fierocias Battle Over Same Song? Who Wins?

"Up and Coming" Leche Martin VS. "Already Well Known" Amerie VS "Hit and Miss" Brooke Valentine must be shopping at the same music beats store because they are all singing to the same track but with different lyrics. I think they all sound good even though I heard Amerie's version way before the others. Who do you think should come out on top???? Concrete Loop ask the same question and you can vote here! But before you go, you can listen to them here....ENJOY!

Amerie Version - Hate 2 Love You
Leche Martin Version - Get Away
Brooke Valentine Version - Friday Night

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Miss Thang Don't Play

I just feel it appropriate to share this with the world! This hot tranny mess is hilarious and he don't play honey cuz he will beat yo ass in front of yo kids @ the puerto rican day parade and then become a crazy ho and sing his own version of "Irreplaceable" all while combing his weave. You betta work bitch!

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Fierce Women!

I saw this beautiful and powerful video at the right time. I had just watched one of the most moving PBS Wide Angle Story about women surgeons in Mozambique. If you haven't watched PBS story, then you need to start with this. Take moment from all the fake ad news and websites and expand your view on the world.

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"Why" and "Oh My" Moment!!

"OH MY!" when did Usher get so HUGE! I always felt a little turned off from him but there was always a chance of me wanting to get in those pants, but I am strangely turned on by this revolution that is happening right before my eyes in those leather britches (pants for those that don't know) and I may have to fully give in and cut his wife to have him to myself! This very grab that happened during his Nigeria performance caused a riot in the crowd and needed police to calm them down. Rather good or bad, it got a major reaction, and that my friends is good enough for me. Let's just make this the year for grabbing yo package, it may even make a few feel so much better (depending on how long you grab!)

"WHY" does Grace Jones look like the poster woman for the black crayon (like the color black and the color blacker had sex and popped her out) She must have lost a battle with a oil rig or something!? Anyway, I hear she is bringing black back.....I mean she is back out with new material. I wonder who told her she needed to grace us again with something weird and dark and crazy (basically her in three words) and indeed put it in music and video form! Well she did and good for the blog, I couldnt get it to show up on the post so you will have to click the links to see them. Its a good thing too because I'm scared that some voodoo curse from the darkest pits of Africa (that's where she is from you know) will burn and destory the page if I put anymore of her on here! Take Caution!

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A Treat for the FANS of Uncasville, CT!!


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Serious and Confused Skittles Face: Ne'ne Edition!

I was done with the post tonight until I saw this photo on There are at least 3 damn things just plain wrong with and in this photo. It is too late for me to have to point there out, but just as a hint, a whole jar Vaseline can't help that fuckary!

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All Falls Down!

As I stated in the previous post, everyone and their mama is trying to step on Miss USA shine by talking about her fall. That fall is nothing comapred to the lady above. I cry laughing everytime I watch this. So enjoy!!!!

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Monday, July 14, 2008

Fierocia of the Moment: Miss Bootyiverse 2008!

I know this is late and everyone and their mama is talking about this:

But I am not talking about that. I talking about how booty the 2008 Miss Universe pageant was. How do you have the most beautiful women in the world and you crown the alright looking one. And not only that, but the finest and the most well spoken of the final 5 were the ones in last place. These are the women who should have placed:

2nd Runner Up: Miss Japan!
I am sorry but this fine Asian delight have to have some sista in her.She gives me that blackinese vibe that is soo sexy.
1st Runner Up: Miss Mexico!
Not only was she the finest of the Latinas represented, she gave one of the best answers to the final question and that Britney toxic and Beyonce album inspired dress was fierce sexy to than end.

Miss Universe 2008: Miss USA!
Not because she is the home team representative or because she is representing the fine ass sistas of the USA. Not only did she fall and bounced right back like a robotic Beyonce, her nation costume was the fiercest hot tranny sexy mess that the reason for the late post was I was scanning the world wide web for a photo of it.
I want to know who were the drag queens who designed that outfit, cause no straight man or women had the creative to turn out at sparkling snowflake or star outfit. When she unfolded that fierceness, I had to drop from the pure diva of it! And for just that, she deserved that damn crown. So Miss USA, be fuckfree from all the negative chatter out there and hold your fine ass head up, cause Miss Universe could handle your fierceness!!

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Sunday, July 13, 2008

Will you take this waffle and be my husband!

I can not believe what I read today about this! At first, I just KNEW this had to be a black couple but I was wrong! A country redneck couple decided to get married at A WAFFLE HOUSE where they have worked for three years!!!!!!! I don't know if thats LOVE or just a Hot Tranny Mess right there!!! I am just so speechless and the video will not make it any easier to speak!

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Saturday, July 12, 2008

I Think it's Time to Diet!

For those out there who need a reason to say no to the McWendy King!

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Video Fierceness: Bread, Frienmies, and One Tranny Hot Mess!

First of all even though the guy is hot, I do not want that bread! All that sweating and flipping can not provide a safe eating experience. If it wasn't for all the jazzerice moves and the British chick, it could have been a hot 80's porn.

Why can't we all just get along and whore ourselves for pocket change and county fair fame together!

Words cannot describe this tranny mess! I thought "Miss Honey" took the cake, but Miss Flowers need to stop. But I do have to give ol' girl props for the video editing and making a video that looks a hell lot better than anything Madonna has done recently! Read more!

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Hump Day Hump Music!

Its that time again..time for humping! So for this Hump Day, I am in a 70's type of mood. You know incense, soft shag carpet, a friend or two, and a disco ball and mirrors for added sexy. So grab that fro of your boo or boo of the moment and ride that ass to the sexy Janet 70's Love Groove. And for those who don't know about this hot fierce traxx, consider yourself schooled!
70s Love Groove - Janet Jackson

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P.S.: As stated before, I know its past midnight and technically Thursday and like Miss Crocker says, I am fuckfree and you need to be fuckin! Read more!

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Be FUCKFREE and don't forget to SNAP & POSE!

These are old videos but they are always appropriate for everyday use!
Chris Crocker is one crazy biotch but he never lies okay!!? Its time to live FUCKFREE on these haters! They just wish dat they where FUCKFREE but they spending too much time fuckin around on everybody else and apparently not getting enough fuckin at the crib! Oh, and if you come across a Non-FUCKFREE member who trying to mess wit yo child of christ pathway to yo future, yo need to give the SNAP & POSE (the video shows you how) and show them the FUCKFREE PUMPS as you walk it out! Just needed to share that message from Miss CC! Oh, and for those of you who are offended, you need to take a little nappy nap to calm yo self, get yo ass up in one hour, wipe the hate away, and start again bitch! ENJOY!

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Sunday, July 6, 2008

Fierocia Love!

For all those out there that got someone that you love soo much that you will go out the house looking like "who did it and they should be shot for doing it" and through all kinds of hell just to see that person, this song is for you. I am stuck in the house as all hell is breaking out outside with hail and falling trees, and all I can think about is how much I want to go see my boo Skittles.

Posted By: Peaches

Side Note (with some side eye of bitch please!) to Mariah: How the hell you have your husband Nickelodeon Nicky all over your video about dead people, but not in the video about how much you love your man? Come on now Miss Honey!! Read more!

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Celebrate Your Indefreakence!

Some of you are winding down from a day filled with BBQ and fireworks. But I know there are some out there doing what America does best..fuckin! So either if it's due to some "Shut your mouth potion" or you just was inspired to create some gutta butt fireworks for yourself, you better declare your Indefreakence and work that bitch out...Ya Nasty!

Posted By: Peaches

Side Note: The above video is just a taste of what we do best in The Ville!
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