Sit Yo Ass Down!!: Tila Tequila

I'm not going to get into the whole back story because I need this time to go in on Ms.T real quick. Check out the RihRih clip here and then Tila's bullshit rant here and then we can begin!

Wow Tila! Clearly you have some issues with yourself if that clip angered you so much to the point of putting Rih on blast with an alleged herpes story! I mean, are we in middle school now!? At least if you were up to her level or she actually put out some incriminating info on you, then maybe I could see you taking this CHILDISH and ADOLESCENT approach to the situation. So fucking what if she said you had a drink at an AMA event if you didn't!? So fucking what if she said she would put that ass on MUTE if need be!? Hmmmm.. I'm glad somebody finally came out and said it!, and I hope that puts me on your shit list cuz it would be an honor! I mean, do you actually feel better now that you put this alleged info out? Do you really think it's going to break Rih down to size?? You should be glad that she or anyone is still mentioning your name these days, because I thought your 15 min. of fame was over before it began sweetie! And no, I am not a Rih Stan or trying to make her out to be perfect because if she did that shit to you, this post would be about her! I'm just saying that it's pure comedy to me how instead of being a woman and talking to her directly about it, you jumped on the IMMATURE train like so many before you that you claim to hate so much and put out a statement that only makes you look more unappealing than you already are! BRAVO TILA! BRAVO! So now, I'm gonna need you to go and take a power nap (take The Dream with you), wake up refreshed, and start again next year. Have a TERRIBLE NIGHT!!

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Sit Yo Ass Down!!: The Dream

Ok so when Peaches told me about the twitter statements that The Dream released about his Grammy upset, it just kicked up something in my spirit and I had to speak on it. Now!, most of the statements were just unnecessary ramble about how unfair the biz is and whatever else (blah blah blah) he could spell incorrectly, but what got me was these two lines: "GRAMMY Isnt it FUNNY THE BEST ALBUM OF 2009 DIDNT GET ANOMINATION for the second year strait" AND "this aint NO KANYE SHIT..... and yes i am BITCHIN."

EXCUSE ME?? WHAT?? BEST ALBUM OF 2009?? ARE YOU SERIOUS? IS THIS REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW??
Sir, your album sold only a decent 453,000 copies which is not even GOLD status booboo! I haven't seen any promotions or any performances from you at any award shows or television appearances, but I have seen a lot of you on top of Mrs.Milian so you definitely get an award for that! But now I have to take it back since you spelled *straight* wrong! DUH!

With that being said, all the artists in the "Best Album of the Year" actually deserve to be there....
I Am..Sasha Fierce by Beyoncé - 2x Plat. in US and Canada, 3x Plat. in UK
The E.N.D by B.E.Peas - 1x Plat. in US, 2x Plat. in UK and Canada
The Fame by Lady Gaga - 1x Plat. in US, 3x Plat in Canada
Big Whiskey And The Groogrux King by Dave Matthews Band - 1x Plat. in US
Fearless by Taylor Swift - 4x Plat. in US, 3x Plat. in Canada
so I gonna need your "not even certified GOLD" ass to go and take a power nap and wake up refreshed to start again next year!

And with the whole kanye line... if you had to put that at the very end of your statement, then you were clearly on some KANYE SHIT! When did it become a big award competition between artist. Maybe that's why it's a DYING industry because those few big headed artists stop thinking about the music and start concentrating on just winning miniature statues with their names on it. GET A GRIP!!

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Really Need 2 Stop: The Michael Jackson Media Blitz!

I make a stand today that there will be no post on our blog with any so called news or mess out there about Michael Jackson unless it is a tribute. I was so hurt and angered after watching just a couple of minutes of all the "Entertainment" shows like "The Insider" and shows like it. They report so many false stories and half truths, even they get confused on what they reported as true or fake. The man hasn't been dead a week or even buried. He deserved to be mourned and celebrated, but the media is busy trying to one up get other with the most outrageous story they can find and don't care what trash pops out the darkness to sell it to them without proof. And it is sadly not limited to tabloids and entertainment shows, but supposedly quality news channels and programs. Like the fan made video above, "Just because you read in a magazine or see it on the TV screens don't make it factual"! So form now on I won't even mention the mess that is being "exposed" or reported about Michael. If you want that, go to Perez Hilton or TMZ and their constant bull factory. But as for me and my house, we shall serve the lord and honor Michael Jackson as his soul and genius deserves! But in this crazy mess, I noticed something very interesting and sad about one of Michael's albums after the jump.Like everyone after Michael's death, I have been rediscovering his incredible albums and "HIStory part 2" hit me like a champagne bottle from Da Brat. I started ridin out to the album and I noticed that the songs seemed to be Michael's unheard commentary on the craziness after his death. "Scream", "Tabloid Junkie", and "They Don't Care About Us" seem to speak on all the negative press and drama that is being created around his death. "D.S.", "Money", and "2 Bad" talks about all the supposed friends and close advisors who are coming out the woodworks for money and interviews. "Childhood" and "History" talks about his struggles and his greatness that aren't and needed to be celebrated in the media. And "You Are Not Alone" and "Smile" illustrates the hurt and loss as well as the peace that his fans feel since his death. I know some may not agree or have different meanings, but the is the lasting legacy and genius of Michael Jackson. His music has the power to stir the listener's spirit and soul to feel something more than just music. It can be fond or sad memories, call to action or change, or just to get down and shake it like its no tomorrow. Let us keep that as the top news story. Read more!

Let The Chruch Say "Please Stop!"

OH NO SIR!!! I cannot believe that someone from a church of GOD let him get up and sing! I know someone had to have heard him sing prior to that fuckery and should have saved him from himself! But aside from twisted fate that he made it up on stage, why would he choose a song that he CLEARLY DID NOT KNOW THE WORDS TO!! You may want to find your paper church fan, wave it a few times, and pray for your ears to heal before playing this video!

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Ignorance of an upcoming NOBODY!

Ok, so this rapper named Trick Trick has really pissed me off this morning from comments he made a while back. He apparently is a homophobic rapper who doesn't like or want gays buying or listening to his music.

“I’ma go on the record right now with this. Homosexuals are probably not gonna like this album,” Trick revealed to AllHipHop.com. “I don’t want your f**got money any goddamn way. I don’t like it [homosexuality]. Carry that s**t somewhere else.”

Ok, let's see here!
#1 - Who the f**k are you and where are you coming from? You supposedly have been out since 92 and yet I haven't heard of you until now! WEAK!
#2 - You look like a typical black DL gay man anyway, so what's your problem? WEAK!
#3 - You are not HOT or FINE in anyway, so you don't have to worry about us trying to hit that! WEAK!
#4 - You would have the gayest rapper name in the world "Trick Trick" and just for that reason alone you should crawl yo homophobe ass back into the hole where you came from. DOUBLE WEAK!
#5 - I'm guessing you a pissed because some man had an interest in you and broke your heart after a few years and now you must be bitter! WEAK!
#6 - It's people like you that set black men (or all men) back more and more each day. For someone that obviously doesn't like gay people, why make a big deal out of it. Keep your mouth closed! WEAK!
#7 - You must not know that gay guys have women friends that have boyfriends, so once you mess with the gays, you f**k up your fan base 5 times over! FAIL!!!

Your mother must be very proud that you went from a nobody to a even bigger NOBODY with a big mouth that should have "Douchebag" tatted on your head! Have a terrible day!

Thanks to SandraRose.com and SoulfulVibes.com for the story!

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Miss Honey: Chingy & "Friend"!

I saw this on Necole Bitchie and I had to say "hmm''! Chingy wore the outfit in the first photo at Miss NeNe birthday party and days later he showed up at a party with his stylist "friend" who happened to be wearing the same firece outfit. Chingy, I can't believe any straight men share each others clothes. The only other men I know to share clothes were Lance and Reichen, Dolce and Gabbana, and Me and Skittles and trust, clothes are not the only "thang" we share. But I am not hating, cause I am will be happy to welcome fine ass Chingy to the club, if he isn't already a VIP member.

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WTF??????

No Word, Just Fuckery!!!

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Girl Stop!

No Words, Just Fuckery!

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Random Fuckery!

T.I and his girl Tiny eating out! Why is his fine ass with her and why is she looking at us like that?

It's Solange out on the town! I am with Peaches on this, why did she pick this dress that looks like a garbage bag blew up on her neck or maybe sea urchins trying to attack her face.

It's Rhianna at Fashion Rock 08! Why does she have on that "Jesus Christ of Mount Zion looking for my 40 acres and my mule while I praise him at easter Sunday service only because i got this at the Holy World Market for 55 dollars and thought it was fierce and wanted everybody in church to see me when i walked up in there looking fabulous but it backfired and everyone thought I was a drag queen in training and my teacher was Miss Honey and she knew you heard her calling you" HAT!!!

Randy and Ryan gay moment! Enough Said!

There there little horse derby gnome! Oh wait, it's Gary Coleman!

WHY ARE YOU STILL LOOKING CRACKED OUT AMY!?

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Serious Skittles Face: Back in the Day Edition!

Eventhough when this came out when I was their age, it was hot shit. Now, all I can give it is this:

For those who didn't know, that is the definition of skittles face!

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Serious and Confused Skittles Face: Ne'ne Edition!

I was done with the post tonight until I saw this photo on Bossip.com. There are at least 3 damn things just plain wrong with and in this photo. It is too late for me to have to point there out, but just as a hint, a whole jar Vaseline can't help that fuckary!

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Really Need 2 Stop Moments! Young Rappers Edition

Ray J "Shawty Got Gifts" Video
You are not cute whatsoever in da video, the lyrics are so 1999, and please do try and make a dance to this song (so not the business!)
Bow Wow Thinks He Is the Shit

Get It Girl! You twirlin dat finger a little too much to be for the ladies, and please give it a rest because there is cocky and then just being a dick!
Lil Wayne's Lollipop
No one wants to lick yo lollipop, yo face would fuck the whole thing up if I had to look up at it (get my drift!)
Plies Auditions for a Bust It Baby
What is a Bust It Baby? Please someone tell me!! and if they are suppose to be it then just call it the "Ho stroll convention" baby!

Click these to see what I mean!
Ray J VIDEO - BOW WOW VIDEO - LIL WAYNE VIDEO - PLIES VIDEO

More "Really Need 2 Stop Moments" Coming Soon!

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