Two fine ass black men on a mission to up hold the ideals of fierceness and hotness from the streets of Jacksonville to the cities of the world. And if you are fierce you will be celebrated as you deserved, but beware if you look, act, smell, or sound like a hot mess, you will be ASSASSINATED!(Verbally, not fo realz!)
Showing posts with label Need to Stop. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Need to Stop. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Dammit Janet!!

Here we go again! And I was hoping things were going to change in 2009, I mean Obama's President Bitch!! Janet cancels Japanese leg of Rock Witchu Tour
Janet's Japanese leg of the Rock Witchu Tour, which was scheduled to begin in February, has been postponed. She had been scheduled to perform five concerts.

Japanese concert promoter Kyodo Yokohama said the concerts were canceled due to the global financial crisis, according to the BBC. The shows will reportedly be rescheduled later this year, with new dates expected to be announced in March.

Janet had previously canceled seven shows in North America and rescheduled three other shows late last year.

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Friday, November 7, 2008

Ignorance is Still Here!



This video should should go under "We are two ignorant bitches" category!

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Friday, October 24, 2008

McCain supporter is CRAZY!!

Um, I sorry but this bitch is crazy to do this to herself and come up with complete fuckery of a lie to match! A John McCain campaign volunteer admitted Friday she made up a story of being robbed, pinned to the ground and having the letter "B” scratched on her face by a black man in a politically inspired attack, police said.
Read the rest here : Ashley Todd Fuckery!!

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Saturday, September 13, 2008

Hot Tranny Mess Session!!!!

No more words! Just visualize the hot mess fierceness!
















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Monday, September 8, 2008

Random Fuckery!


T.I and his girl Tiny eating out! Why is his fine ass with her and why is she looking at us like that?

It's Solange out on the town! I am with Peaches on this, why did she pick this dress that looks like a garbage bag blew up on her neck or maybe sea urchins trying to attack her face.

It's Rhianna at Fashion Rock 08! Why does she have on that "Jesus Christ of Mount Zion looking for my 40 acres and my mule while I praise him at easter Sunday service only because i got this at the Holy World Market for 55 dollars and thought it was fierce and wanted everybody in church to see me when i walked up in there looking fabulous but it backfired and everyone thought I was a drag queen in training and my teacher was Miss Honey and she knew you heard her calling you" HAT!!!

Randy and Ryan gay moment! Enough Said!

There there little horse derby gnome! Oh wait, it's Gary Coleman!

WHY ARE YOU STILL LOOKING CRACKED OUT AMY!?

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VMA Fuckery


To see any other fuckery that was the MTV VMAs, you can go to the link below!
MTV VMA SHIT!!!

Ok, so I didn't sit down at watch any of the show and now I am hella glad I didn't! AGAIN, this was Britney's time to shine on the show and she gives a "hell to the naw" performance skit which was a waste of time. I would rather have had her come out pissy drunk and high and do last year performance and it would have been hotter!

And I still really don't get how she won all 3 awards (Best Female, Best Pop, Video of the Year) cuz the video was not that great! Can we say "MTV fixed that shit!"

I am not even gonna put Rhianna's (Crazy Dominatrix Dike on Steroids) or Lil Wayne's (Ugly as always with his pants to his ankles) fuckery of a performance on here because I don't want to bring the blog down! I did like T.I.'s performance (mainly because he is cute as hell) and Pink's (because there were explosions) and the Jo Bros (because it was an actual well rounded performance).

I have a 2 questions! Who is Tokio Hotel and how did they win Best New Artist? also why did they make a big hype out of Russel Brand and he was not hype himself??

Big ups to Pussycat Dolls (Best Dancing), Erykah Badu (Best Direction), and Gnarls Barkley (Best Art Direction) cuz ya'll did that! Kanye should give award (Best Special Effects for Good Life) to Solange cuz her vids were so much better!

Now, CHRISTINA AGUILERA!! you know you my gurl but what is this fuckery??? Why all of a sudden have you went the Kylie Minogue/Lady GAGA route. That's not you Miss A, bring it on back to the Sunday morning service, let the church say AMEN, time to sing some gospel praises as they pass around the offering for the lord, sister mary hold my purse while I catch the holy ghost music we are used to. Now dont get me wrong, the sexy remix of "genie in a bottle" was hot but her new song "keeps getting better" is so different and will probably have to hear a few times to get into it!
I'm still thinking its for her new super hero movie coming out and it will be on the soundtrack but it not then Peaches and I will start a prayer circle around the world and hope for the best.


I PRAY, PRAY, PRAY that the next one will be better with a tight britney performance, a better host, a bigger venue, and definitely not this.........
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Monday, August 18, 2008

Stand Under Her Umbrella.....LITERALLY!!!!!


What is going on Rhi Rhi!!?? Number 1 - Why am I even seeing this from you ma'am? Don't tell me you came up with this idea! and even if you did, why not go with a well known umbrella company (IF THERE IS ONE!!). Number 2 - Why are there three types of Umbrellas here (Skinni Mini, Colors, and Basic Black) for us to choose from??? Number 3 - Whats with the R LOGO fake diamond pendent on the handle!!!?? and Number 4 - Why oh why is it on a bootleg purple cardboard display on an endcap by the meat section in PUBLIX SUPER MARKET!!!!!???? TAKE ME HIGHER LORD!!! Whoever did this to you needs to be fired ASAP and if you did this, then you seriously need to take a bow and lay down cuz you bumped yo head!
Did Chris Brown tell you this was cute????

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I have to add my two cent (since that's all I can afford for this fuckary!), this is not a shock to me. Rih Rih ass is everywhere and I know a sista got to make that paper, but damn, let another bitch get a scrap. I am soo tired of seeing her face on every magazine, Vibe, Ebony, Jewish Grandma Quarterly. What's next? A chain of Disturbia Mental Institutes? Rih Rih sit down, take a rest, let Chris rub your feet, and let some other deserving R&B sista get a little shine. Poor Amerie probably stocking plus size sweaters at Walmart or Christina Milan is trying to sell weave glue at the corner Beauty Plus!

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Thursday, August 14, 2008

Really Need 2 Stop Moments: Miss Boom Kack Singing!


I love me some Laurie Ann "Boom Kack" Gibson and thank god she is back on Making the band, cause this hot tranny mess needs to stop. And no this was not made back in 1990 but in 2008. I am done with this Fergie ripoff, there are no kittens waiting to drank that sour milk. All I want to know after this video is where the hell is my damn hot pink snap bracelet?!

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WHY? WHY? WHY? I could not finish this video cuz it was just that bad! Wherever Boom Kack, NY is, it needs to burn quickly with her in gasoline thongs. And what drag queen directed this? Please go back to doing choreography booboo cuz the voice is sounding like the Ebola virus and it is NOT ADDICTIVE!

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Thursday, July 24, 2008

Old Freak Still Getting It Moist!

Oh My GOSH! I cannot belive this! I was just siting here in this plush chair with Golden Girls playing in the background on Lifetime (R.I.P Estelle, my wicker purse is on back order just for you girl!) while I am halfway listening to gay porn (mainly because this bootleg computer won't play the video from the bootleg dvd I made of various porn movies but the audio is perfect) and was quite randomly rubbing my package because it was turning me on even if it is just the audio and because I can't get it in with my man at the moment all while I was playing Solitaire (that's my shit) and just looking at random news and blog posts to see whats new and I came across this lady and it ruined everything at once.

This is Luella McAdoo and she was arrested at her home a couple days ago cuz she was charged with lewd or lascivious battery on an elderly or severely disabled person and is being held on $7,500 bond.
WHY YOU MIGHT ASK??? SHE forced a severally mentally handicapped man to perform oral sex on her, police say. On April 5, the man’s mother left him in McAdoo’s care while she ran errands. When she came home at about 6 p.m., she found her son performing oral sex on McAdoo. The woman told McAdoo to go home, then she called police because her son, 34, does not have the ability to make a decision about sex on his own, Davis said.
I am just flabbergasted by this whole crazy elderly freak situation, but on the good side 68 year olds need a lickin every now and then. BUT IF THAT"S THE CASE, GET A 68 YEAR OLD NORMAL MAN TO DO THAT WITH!!! This has been dubbed my offical "HELL TO THE NAW BECAUSE YOU ARE GETTING THE HOTTEST TRANNY MESS OF THE YEAR 2008 AWARD" moment. I am through!
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Monday, July 21, 2008

Honey! Honey! Slap!


All I can say is DAMN! Why is the Wendy Williams show only on in New York, Chicago, and LA. This drama needs to be shared with the world. They were reading each other hard as hell, but who do you think got bitch slapped?

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Sunday, June 29, 2008

What Is Diss??? (A visit to DollarTree)

Peaches and I just had to snap some photos of HOT MESS THINGS @ the local DollarTree!
PEEP THESE:
These are just straight uglified to the core. These fake plastic flowers should be 10 cent or free just so people can take them and burn them in the street.
Why would you buy meat at the dollar store? By the way, this picture is giving it much needed justice because it looked worse than this up close.
Even though this is nothing but a K Y Warm Touch knockoff, I bought some just to see if it works. I put a little on my fingers and it was actually warm to the touch. Can't wait to try it on other things!
Did you know D.T. has finally jumped on the band wagon and got us a end cap of all black products and its not even our month! Yes my brothas and sistahs, it is all there from doo-rags to oil sheen. This won't last long so get there quick!
And the piece that brings it full circle is the "I'm Powerful" little girl yellow panties. WTF is this about. I'm all about woman rights and pussy power (i mean girl power) and stuff but this is too early on for our young ones. What's next, the "I'm Special" blue panties or the "Let's Be Friends" green ones and lets not forget the "Hide and Lick" red ones for the grown little girls!
A dollar goes a long way........spend it wisely!!

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Saturday, June 28, 2008

What Really Grinds My Gears?

Skittles posted a while ago about B Scott's top five pet peeves, well I have been busier than R. Kelly at Chuckie Cheese (fuck what ya heard, that bitch did it!) the past few weeks to post this. Peaches top 5 pet peeves, or as Peter from Family Guy would say "What really grinds my gears!".

Number 5: Georgian Drivers
I am sorry if this offends Jacksonville neighbors to the north, but Georgia drivers need to make up their damn minds. Maybe it is just here in Jacksonville and their freaked out shopping or visiting the big city, but they will break their necks to cut in front of you on the road and then once they almost kill you to get there, they suddenly slow down to 2 miles per hour with no one in front of them. If getting in front of me was worth your life, then bitch you need to be driving for your life as well.

Number 4: Street Talkers
Unlike the picture above illustrates, I am not talking about the street ho stroll. I am talking about people who feel there is nothing wrong about having a whole 3 hour conversation with a friend in the middle of the street with people behind them waiting to pass. Either let the friend get in the car and talk while you drive or pull over to the side and talk. I care less to be apart of your ghetto reunion.

Number 3: Lil Wayne Wannabes
You see them, the guys with the nappy and dirty dreads that when you look at them your hair itches. The sagging pants with two sets of boxer shorts on and both are dirty as hell. With or without a shirt on allowing the funk of 10 years of not being Sure (For those out of the loop, no deodorant!) knock da fuck out of anything that walks too close. So why look like Lil Wayne, cause nothing on that child is cute or even fuckable.

Nubmer 2: Fox News
All I need to say is pure fair and balanced racist, sexist, homophobic, bullshit. O'Reilly (If it is not spelled right, fuck it!) is bad enough, but the whole network is sicken. I feel like going Black Panther on their ass everytime I have to pass the channel to get to CNN. How does the network who calls Obama wife his "Baby Mama" or that gays are ill allowed to be on TV and they cancel Girlfriends?

Number 1: Walmart
Okay, I can have an entire post, fuck it, an entire blog on the reasons why Walmart is hell on earth. But the thing that tops my list is their self check out lanes. Its not the lanes it self that pisses me off, in fact I love them and wish that Target (Targay!) gets them. Its the fact that Walmart will shut them down and force all 500 people shopping to use one lane with the chick that either wants to have all day conversation with each customer or that chick that is pissed off she still here and Lil Wayne is at the Post and she is missing it. I mean doesn't it make sense to have a lane of 10 checkout stations opened and have that one chick watch them, so people like me and all the normal people who happened (or forced) to be shopping for that one thing can pay and go, instead of waiting for 2 hours listening about how many cats the old man 4 people ahead has to buy food for. But to top it all off, they don't just close the lanes at a set time so you can make sure you get there on time. No, those bitches closes them whatever time they want and won't tell your ass until you just finshed trying to scan your 5th item. Its like why the fuck do you have them if they are never available to use or not there for the convenience of the customer. And I am done!

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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Really Need 2 Stop Moments: Celebrity TV Edition


I had to take this from Skittles after watching Celebrity Circus. What is up with the Celebrity TV game shows on the air now, is it 2002 again. I mean, when did it become off the chain to watch famous (I say that with the most basic definition of the word, cause some of those bitches haven't been famous since the original celebrity circus!) people do tricks or performances for money and prizes. The final straw was the announcement of Celebrity Family Feud, come on Family Feud is about real families and their dumb ass members who can't think of one thing someone will buy for a wedding gift. I know they are desperate for money and fame again, but I don't want to see it. Its all Dancing with the Stars fault, even since that show, ever network is trying to match that success. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed Dance with the Stars when I watched it, and to see celebrities doing things their not known for is entertaining, but only if its for that reason. Celebrity Circus when it was Circus of the Stars was entertaining because it was just celebrities doing crazy tricks for the delight of watchers and not fame and money. I rather watch some bum off the street trying to pay rent or get gas do trick for money, its heartwarming and the purpose of a game show. Leave the celebrities to TMZ or the occasional charity episode of a game show!

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