Two fine ass black men on a mission to up hold the ideals of fierceness and hotness from the streets of Jacksonville to the cities of the world. And if you are fierce you will be celebrated as you deserved, but beware if you look, act, smell, or sound like a hot mess, you will be ASSASSINATED!(Verbally, not fo realz!)

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Old Freak Still Getting It Moist!

Oh My GOSH! I cannot belive this! I was just siting here in this plush chair with Golden Girls playing in the background on Lifetime (R.I.P Estelle, my wicker purse is on back order just for you girl!) while I am halfway listening to gay porn (mainly because this bootleg computer won't play the video from the bootleg dvd I made of various porn movies but the audio is perfect) and was quite randomly rubbing my package because it was turning me on even if it is just the audio and because I can't get it in with my man at the moment all while I was playing Solitaire (that's my shit) and just looking at random news and blog posts to see whats new and I came across this lady and it ruined everything at once.

This is Luella McAdoo and she was arrested at her home a couple days ago cuz she was charged with lewd or lascivious battery on an elderly or severely disabled person and is being held on $7,500 bond.
WHY YOU MIGHT ASK??? SHE forced a severally mentally handicapped man to perform oral sex on her, police say. On April 5, the man’s mother left him in McAdoo’s care while she ran errands. When she came home at about 6 p.m., she found her son performing oral sex on McAdoo. The woman told McAdoo to go home, then she called police because her son, 34, does not have the ability to make a decision about sex on his own, Davis said.
I am just flabbergasted by this whole crazy elderly freak situation, but on the good side 68 year olds need a lickin every now and then. BUT IF THAT"S THE CASE, GET A 68 YEAR OLD NORMAL MAN TO DO THAT WITH!!! This has been dubbed my offical "HELL TO THE NAW BECAUSE YOU ARE GETTING THE HOTTEST TRANNY MESS OF THE YEAR 2008 AWARD" moment. I am through!
Posted by Skittles