Two fine ass black men on a mission to up hold the ideals of fierceness and hotness from the streets of Jacksonville to the cities of the world. And if you are fierce you will be celebrated as you deserved, but beware if you look, act, smell, or sound like a hot mess, you will be ASSASSINATED!(Verbally, not fo realz!)

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Make it Work?: Project Runway Review!

I finally got the chance to watch Project Runway Season 6 premiere. You know the T, new city: LA, new network: Lifetime, but same Heidi, Tim, Nina, Michael, and sewing queens. Watching it, it had the same feel as before...almost. I mean, well not to give anything thing away for those who haven't watched it yet like my boo Skittles, but LA was really a non issue to my surprise. Nothing was really new and different from the move, even the music was the same. There was the queens with drama (Or potential since no major drama happened except for a meltdown which was understandable with the situation), the stylish never used lofts, Mood, pretty decent location based challenge (which could have been more over the top to set it self from its past city and network), and Tim said his trademark "Make it Work". But still with all this, something was missing and isn't giving me the excitement and fever that I usually get from Project Runway. I don't know what it is or why, but I am not as hyped to watch it. Don't get me wrong, I will be checking each episode and probably posting on it, but I don't yet feel obsessed with it like in the past or even really being passionate for a contestant yet. Maybe after a couple of shows it will, but usually I get it before the season starts. Even though I'm kind of so so on Project Runway, it is providing me some fever. My new crack looks to be Models of the Runway. It is America's Next Top Model minus the tests, caring mentor Tyra, and fierce lessons, but all drama, crazy bitches, and HATE!!! Fuck Project Runway, just have these bitches fighting for the last bottle of water and it will be golden. Unlike ANTM, these chicks are models and need that next paycheck and will take it by any means. Don't let the tame first episode fool you, they are sharpening those nails and Heidi is providing the vasoline. When I first heard about the show I thought it was the dumbest shit ever, but after watching it I am mad we missed five seasons of it. Mark my words, a hoe will be crying, bitch slapped, arrested, and jacked all by episode 3. Read more!

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

You Need A JOB?????

Sorry you guys! I know it has been a hot minute from my last post but if you are like me and are in a dead end job, then most of our time is spent trying to look for another way to get more "ching ching" cuz a bitch is broke okaaaaay!!!?? and this recession is not makin it easy. Anyway, I just happen to come across this and I thought it was very creative so I had to share it with you guys: Damn!, I Need A Job!!!
Pray for me during my crazy time and I will pray for you! I plan to be back to bring the heat real soon.

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Team Beefy Jacob!!!

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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Why was we out of the loop?: Jacksonville Black Gay Pride!

Even though we didn't report it here, I knew that The Jacksonville Gay Pride Event was canceled to the shock and disappointment of me and Skittles. But how did we missed Black Gay Pride. I never knew something like this happens in the Ville. I mean go to any Gay spot in the Ville and me and Skittles seem to represent the chocolate. I always wondered where the fierce Back queens hanged other than InCahoots on the weekend (I don't know if that's still the case). I watch Noah's Arc and Ski Trip and wonder where my colorful bruthas and sistas hang. Where to find out what we missed last weekend, check out the FTU or the Official Site. Read more!

Friday, August 7, 2009

How Hoes Stay Fit!

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RIP: Worman's Bakery & Deli

A Jacksonville icon since 1938, Worman's will be no more on August 8. The owners say that they can't wait anymore for the new courthouse to be built next door. I have never eaten there before, but heard countless people rave about this place, especially my mom. I sometimes pass it and cars will be wrapped around the corner and made me want to see what I was missing. Check out the full story here at the FTU. But what I don't understand is why now? I know the courthouse has taken a decade to start, but they were making money and dealing with it. But now that they are actually building it and it will be finished in a year or two, now they want to close?! Maybe it's stunts and shows, cause they planned to close years ago and their customer's stopped them. Maybe they just need some love. Me and Skittles will have to hit it up just in case. Read more!