Make it Work?: Project Runway Review!

I finally got the chance to watch Project Runway Season 6 premiere. You know the T, new city: LA, new network: Lifetime, but same Heidi, Tim, Nina, Michael, and sewing queens. Watching it, it had the same feel as before...almost. I mean, well not to give anything thing away for those who haven't watched it yet like my boo Skittles, but LA was really a non issue to my surprise. Nothing was really new and different from the move, even the music was the same. There was the queens with drama (Or potential since no major drama happened except for a meltdown which was understandable with the situation), the stylish never used lofts, Mood, pretty decent location based challenge (which could have been more over the top to set it self from its past city and network), and Tim said his trademark "Make it Work". But still with all this, something was missing and isn't giving me the excitement and fever that I usually get from Project Runway. I don't know what it is or why, but I am not as hyped to watch it. Don't get me wrong, I will be checking each episode and probably posting on it, but I don't yet feel obsessed with it like in the past or even really being passionate for a contestant yet. Maybe after a couple of shows it will, but usually I get it before the season starts. Even though I'm kind of so so on Project Runway, it is providing me some fever. My new crack looks to be Models of the Runway. It is America's Next Top Model minus the tests, caring mentor Tyra, and fierce lessons, but all drama, crazy bitches, and HATE!!! Fuck Project Runway, just have these bitches fighting for the last bottle of water and it will be golden. Unlike ANTM, these chicks are models and need that next paycheck and will take it by any means. Don't let the tame first episode fool you, they are sharpening those nails and Heidi is providing the vasoline. When I first heard about the show I thought it was the dumbest shit ever, but after watching it I am mad we missed five seasons of it. Mark my words, a hoe will be crying, bitch slapped, arrested, and jacked all by episode 3. Read more!

They Better Make it Work!: Project Runway on Lifetime

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Tube Top Thursday: End of the Runway!

Okay after a miserable night(see my last post!) I decided this morning to watch last night's Project Runway final. I know I haven't been keeping you guys updated like I wanted to, but invest in some cable or TV download sites to keep up! Anywhoo, I was about to write a post on how pissed I was that Korto didn't get her dues and won and became to latest in a long line of talented black designers who always come up second.

But thinking about the history of the show, the winners never do anything after the show and just disappears and the second place winner always is the one you hear about getting to design for Heidi or contacts with movies and opening their own fashion houses. So go on Miss Korto, don't front that second place win, cause why have $100,000 when you will be making that per dress.

Also, if there was someone more deserving to win it was Leanne, because I did like her design, even if they were one noted. She is very innovative and if she lucky beats the winners curse, she will have some hot designs. But I am not the only one happy as hell that Kenley ass got the first boot.

Even though I did like some of her pieces and her knock off wedding dress was fierce, that bitch attitude still irks me and like Tim Gunn said, she needs to go to fashion history school and stop frontin like she didn't know hundreds of desginers already made the same crap she was peddling.

So congrats Leanne and don't worry Korto, the only question now is how bootleg will Project runway season 6 be in LA on Lifetime? Will they be designing dress based off the Golden Girls? Will they have to design a batted women court appearance dress? We will just have to see!

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What the Fcuk Friday: Paper Runways!

Okay this is a two parter of fuckary. First is "Paper Planes" by M.I.A. and no I am not hating on the song, I love it and M.I.A., but ever since the song was used for Pineapple Express, everyone is on it like it just came out and needs to be remixed. This song came out in 2007 on her second album Kala and the original is soo hot it doesn't need to be touched. But Jayz, Kanye, Lil Wayne, T.I., Trey Songz, and now Diddy has tried to put their own twist on it. Some are hot and some just need to stop, I will let you decide:
The Original

"Swagga Like Us" with Jayz, Kanye, T.I. & Lil Wayne

"Swagga Like Us" Diddy version

"Paper Planes" remix by Trey Songz
Download Trey Songz - Paper Planes (Remix)
Bonus: I don't know why, but I love this spoof of M.I.A.'s video

Fuckary Part Two: Kenley of Project Runway
Okay I love me some Project Runway and have been watching it since the beginning and know their trick of anyways having a trifling contestant make far into the show for drama, but I thought this year was going to be Terri. Well I bet it was until the most annoying bitch ever Kenley step up to Heidi(And by the way, how dare Project Runway keep Heidi down when Kenley was all in her grill at the party for the Zodiac challange, cause let it had been Tyra, it would have been ovah! And don't let Miss Heidi fool you, She's German and have a Black Husband, you know that bitch is strapped!) and now she is in the ranks of Wendy, Santino, Jeffrey, & Christian(Who, I might add, was never a villain in my eyes). My problem with her is not that she is the drama factor of the show, its that unlike the other villains, she to me isn't good enough to still be in the competition. I mean her ass, no matter the drama, should have left after this B.S. that was suppose to be Aquarius(and if you can tell me where you see that let a bitch know!):
But instead Terri, who may have failed that challange, is still a hell of a lot better designer than Kenley and should have stayed. But the kicker is she is soo confidence that her 60's (which have been ovah for over 30 years bitch, step your time game up!) rags are the shit, that she seems to get wet making them and have the nerve to be pissed when people are sick of it, even Tim Gunn and you don't fuck with that Ole Queen cause like Heidi, he will fuck a bitch up with a set of pins and a raw silk neon pink cocktail dress! Make it Work!

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Tube Top Thursday: "Change" Clothes and Play Some Footall!

Today is must see TV and I have to work, so I will miss it all. So to make sure you don't miss it, here is a guide to it all:

7pm start with the Jags Vs. the Redskins on NBC

















Then at 9pm the Jags should be winning, so celebrate by letting your inner fashion diva read the creations on Bravo's Project Runway


















And finally after watching someone get Auf'd, say hello to the future and watch history be made on the 45 Anniversary of the "I Have Dream" speech as Obama gives the speech of the year before his Presidential acceptance speech!

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Either Your in or Auf'd!

The reality show or all shows, is back (for the last time on Bravo, on that next time!) and the show that launched Fierce Christian on the world is trying it again for a fifth time. Even though I don't have an opinion on all the contestants yet, except Blayne looks like he is one snort away from an overdose, I do have an opinion on their first challenge. Sorry if you haven't watched it yet (Bravo is probably on its 50th repeat at the moment!) but the first challenge was a tribute to the very first challenge on Project Runway and the contestants had to make a dress out items they found in a grocery store. Well mostly everyone took the easy way out and bought tablecloths, which fierocia Tim Gunn was not having and had to lay a "Make it Work" on their lazy asses. Well of all the designs, Korto, even though it is a tablecloth with a collar of lettuce and tomatoes and wasn't the winner, it was still fierce hotness to me. And if I needed a diva summer dress and a light snack, I will be rocking the hell out of it.

But Jerry psycho killer uniform, deserved to be auf'd and should be burned in the street. Also his ass dared to act like he did so much on it, Miss Honey you had that poor child on international TV with a purple tissue paper dress wrapped in a shower curtain and rubber gloves, looking like booboo the fool!

They betta bring it next Wednesday, cause this is Project Runway and in the words of Tim Gunn "Don't Bore Nina!"

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