Two fine ass black men on a mission to up hold the ideals of fierceness and hotness from the streets of Jacksonville to the cities of the world. And if you are fierce you will be celebrated as you deserved, but beware if you look, act, smell, or sound like a hot mess, you will be ASSASSINATED!(Verbally, not fo realz!)

Thursday, December 31, 2009

In with the new and hopefully out with the old!

Okay before we let 2009 go in a few hours, I always believe that with the new, something old needs to go. Here are the things that need to go:
5. Leotards or one pieace body suits. It was enough when Madonna old cooch was all over the place in them, but Beyonce had to go and steal that style of all things and left 2009 smelling like sweaty cooch and spandex.
4. Speaking of more duel or re releases or remix albums. Stop being soo damn lazy and just make a new album.
3. Recession anything. If it's over good, if it's not we don't need to hear about it every second. And we don't need rich bitches like Oprah and others constantly letting us know we are poor bitches and need to save by buying ish we couldn't afford when we did have money and it was on sale.
2. The Real Housewives of wherever. I will admit that the ATL wives be giving it to me, but they are neither in their houses or good wives. Just have them as what they really are, slightly rich umemployeed hoes with drama and firece no life gay friends.
1. Unnecessary media coverage of celebrity deaths, cheating famous people, and other things that deserve to be reported on TMZ or Extra and not headline news. I don't need to know how MJ fingernails smelled after he died or what size shoe does #25 of Tiger Woods sex nest wears on CNN or the 6pm news, especially when real things are happening that will affect my life or more importantly my money. A ten second story is carried for ten weeks until the next celebrity does some guttabutt ish. People have died crazy and cheated from the beginning of time, it is not new or needed. I need the media to report some real ass news and get it together in 2010!
Check out some things am looking forward to in the new year.
5.BEP in Da Ville
4. More Real World DC with hot Beta Iota(BI for those in the switch hitter crew) brother Mike and infuriating, but hot as hell Ty
3. Winter Olympics in Canada...EH!
2. Avatar: The Last Airbender...The REAL Avatar Movie!
1. The final season of LOST!!!!

May 2010 bring the a great way!
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Happy New Years Eve!

It's only hours to go before the next year of our lives begin, so if you have something you would regret bringing into 2010 or something really important you need to do to end 2009 off in the right way......TAKE CARE OF IT NOW!!!!

With that being said, we hope that next year brings you all your hearts desires!
So just like we said before...

Celebrate Long & Hard,
Celebrate Wild & Free,

Celebrate to the highest level of FIERCENESS!!!,

Thanks for making this another great year at FIEROCIA!
See you guys tomorrow...

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Friday, December 25, 2009

Hope you're having a fierce & trannielicious Christmas!!!

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Merry Christmas!

Sleigh bells ring, ting-a-ling-a-ling, children sing, toys that Santa will bring... and all that jazz! LMAO! We hope your Christmas is everything you dreamed of and more, we hope you really appreciate what you will get this year and to what you already have, we hope you eat a lot of great food but don't over do it, and we hope you feel the joy from all the smiling faces and happy spirits you come across on this special day. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! lets turn down the lights, grab the hot chocolate, cuddle up to your special someone, and become a kid again with A Charlie Brown Christmas!

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Saturday, December 19, 2009

Christmas Time for the Trannies in Training!

I am speechless. I saw this on OMG Blog and I just...WOW! It's soo sad and funny and wrong and crazy as hell at the same time. All I know at 4, my ass was making sure that my parents(Never believed a old jolly white man and some short people deep in snow on the North Pole was making me parents had the money and were closer to Pic N Save where the toys were done and in sight!) had my Christmas list on hand and I wasn't fcuking it with my behavior to lose one thing! Read more!

Friday, December 18, 2009

ON TOUR: The Black Eyed Peas

If you didn't already know, the Boom Boom Pow' ers themselves are starting the U.S. leg of their "The E.N.D" tour in Las Vegas on Dec 29th! I am extra excited to announced to my fellow Duvalians that the Peas will be stopping in Jacksonville on FEB 9TH 2010 to "pump it" with us...LMAO cuz that was a little corny. You know Peaches and I will be in the place to be that night (even if we are in the cheap seats, DON"T HATE!) so get your tickets now and come party with us before it's sold out. I just hope they actually show up, unlike a certain pop diva that we went to Ft.Lauderdale for to only learn the show had been canceled.... but we still love you Janet!!

Check the Tour Dates
Check the Website

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Night of Christmas Spirit with SNL

Just in case you missed it (like I did), here is the SNL Presents: A Very Gilly Christmas special to get you guys ready for XMAS in 7 days! Enjoy!

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Friday, December 11, 2009

Are You Serious!?:Christian Side Hug!

I just saw this on and I had to post it! I AM HOPING THIS IS A JOKE and even if it is, I couldn't see myself being apart of it! But if it isn't a joke, then I have just witness a group of white kids bring the rap game down even lower than it already is. I mean, are you trying to actually tell me that a regular frontal hug is "un-christ like" now? Am I gonna catch a un-saintlike disease if I don't hug from the side? WOW! I can't wait for the next song titled "Shower With Clothes On" because God forbid you get any unholy water or soap on you to get clean! Thanks for the vid.

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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

B.Scott says "HO!, Have A Seat!!!"

Yes!!! I am so glad he goes in on Ms.Tila Tequila just as I did in an earlier post! I LOVE IT!

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Monday, December 7, 2009

It's That Time Again!!!...2nd Take

In case my last post was too cute and girly, here is a manly blast from GAP Christmas past. Even though Flo's rap is not needed or wanted, both him and sexy ass Trey can jingle me and Skittles balls...I mean bells any time of the year!

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It's That Time Again!!!

If this doesn't make you want to go broke for the ones you love the season, then I will get that cute(and slightly crazy!) screaming girl on that ass!

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Sunday, December 6, 2009

Pimpin ain't Muthaf**kin Easy!

Another funny one from my boi Brian(Bee318ti) about the Tiger incident. Enjoy!!

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Friday, December 4, 2009

Sit Yo Ass Down!!: Tila Tequila

I'm not going to get into the whole back story because I need this time to go in on Ms.T real quick. Check out the RihRih clip here and then Tila's bullshit rant here and then we can begin!

Wow Tila! Clearly you have some issues with yourself if that clip angered you so much to the point of putting Rih on blast with an alleged herpes story! I mean, are we in middle school now!? At least if you were up to her level or she actually put out some incriminating info on you, then maybe I could see you taking this CHILDISH and ADOLESCENT approach to the situation. So fucking what if she said you had a drink at an AMA event if you didn't!? So fucking what if she said she would put that ass on MUTE if need be!? Hmmmm.. I'm glad somebody finally came out and said it!, and I hope that puts me on your shit list cuz it would be an honor! I mean, do you actually feel better now that you put this alleged info out? Do you really think it's going to break Rih down to size?? You should be glad that she or anyone is still mentioning your name these days, because I thought your 15 min. of fame was over before it began sweetie! And no, I am not a Rih Stan or trying to make her out to be perfect because if she did that shit to you, this post would be about her! I'm just saying that it's pure comedy to me how instead of being a woman and talking to her directly about it, you jumped on the IMMATURE train like so many before you that you claim to hate so much and put out a statement that only makes you look more unappealing than you already are! BRAVO TILA! BRAVO! So now, I'm gonna need you to go and take a power nap (take The Dream with you), wake up refreshed, and start again next year. Have a TERRIBLE NIGHT!!

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Bebe Zahara Benet is THE SHIT!!!

But don't take my word for it cuz she is letting you hoes have it in this video! If you don't remember her, she was the winner on season 1 of RuPaul's Drag Race! Season 2 begins early 2010 and the album "Beautiful Day, Prelude To The Dance" is coming soon!
Check more of her here:
BZB on YouTube
Bebe Zahara
BZB on Facebook

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Thursday, December 3, 2009

Don't Sleep on SuBo!!!??

Just when you thought Susan Boyle was out for the count, she get up and just starts slaying them bitches! Only 10 days since her debut album dropped, SuBo is already smashing records! It has become the fastest selling UK debut album of all time beating out the previous fastest selling "Spirit" by Leona Lewis. It also outsold the rest of the top 5 U.s albums combined selling 701,000 copies in its first week and has broke the record for the highest debut ever for a solo female artist in the Soundscan era. To date, total sales stand at nearly 5 million....since November 23rd!!

I feel so left out because I have yet to hear a full song from her! Am I bad person?? Have I been hiding under a rock?? Somebody download the album for me to hear, she got enough money from the sales LMAO!!

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LaceFront Baby Feva!!

Picture courtesy of (The Fury)

YAAAAAAAAASSS! Peaches tried to describe this to me, but his words would've never prepared me for this! O to the M to the G! Guurl, where you get dat top dollar yak from?? This child is ready for the Miss Cunt Ovahness Ball 2010 by the name of Ms. Sapphire Pacifier! Suck on that bitches!

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Sit Yo Ass Down!!: The Dream

Ok so when Peaches told me about the twitter statements that The Dream released about his Grammy upset, it just kicked up something in my spirit and I had to speak on it. Now!, most of the statements were just unnecessary ramble about how unfair the biz is and whatever else (blah blah blah) he could spell incorrectly, but what got me was these two lines: "GRAMMY Isnt it FUNNY THE BEST ALBUM OF 2009 DIDNT GET ANOMINATION for the second year strait" AND "this aint NO KANYE SHIT..... and yes i am BITCHIN."

Sir, your album sold only a decent 453,000 copies which is not even GOLD status booboo! I haven't seen any promotions or any performances from you at any award shows or television appearances, but I have seen a lot of you on top of Mrs.Milian so you definitely get an award for that! But now I have to take it back since you spelled *straight* wrong! DUH!

With that being said, all the artists in the "Best Album of the Year" actually deserve to be there....
I Am..Sasha Fierce by Beyoncé - 2x Plat. in US and Canada, 3x Plat. in UK
The E.N.D by B.E.Peas - 1x Plat. in US, 2x Plat. in UK and Canada
The Fame by Lady Gaga - 1x Plat. in US, 3x Plat in Canada
Big Whiskey And The Groogrux King by Dave Matthews Band - 1x Plat. in US
Fearless by Taylor Swift - 4x Plat. in US, 3x Plat. in Canada
so I gonna need your "not even certified GOLD" ass to go and take a power nap and wake up refreshed to start again next year!

And with the whole kanye line... if you had to put that at the very end of your statement, then you were clearly on some KANYE SHIT! When did it become a big award competition between artist. Maybe that's why it's a DYING industry because those few big headed artists stop thinking about the music and start concentrating on just winning miniature statues with their names on it. GET A GRIP!!

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Yes this video might be old, but wig snatching is always classic! The look on the wig snatching bitch is priceless!!
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Wednesday, December 2, 2009

My Love Is The Shhhh!, The Bomb Baby!!

Since Peaches doesn't remember this song, I had to post it.
Does anyone remember this song???
It came out in 1997 by a group called Something for the People f/ Trina and Tamara.
That is all! Enjoy.

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Quickie Review: New Moon/Eclipse

I know I am late with this review just like the last one so forgive me in advance ok?? Good! Now, after seeing it TWICE (first time on purpose, second time on accident) here is what I think....
IT WAS GREAT! I enjoyed the obvious Edward/Bella chemistry, Taylor made me want to be a wolfophile(pedophile for young wolf boys), the high class divaness that is the Volturi, the special effects were on point, the JACKSONVILLE shout outs AGAIN!, and that the movie didn't shy to far away from the book. I must say that I wish that Laurent and Victoria had a longer scenes and that showed the Cullens more often. Oh!, and is it just me or did Edward look overly bland this time around?? I just feel like he and Jacob should at least LOOK somewhat equally matched (physique wise) so Bella could truly wonder who could put it on her, if you catch my drift, cuz Jacob won hands down for me.... OKAAAY???? If you havent seen it or read the book then do so immediately!

As you may or may not know, Eclipse (the third installment in the saga) is already in post-production and should be in theaters on June 30, 2010!

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