And Then There Was One!

Britney, Christina, Miley, Justin, Vanessa, the list goes on. Once pure sweet tiny tots for Disney, now hot hoes for tha street. As soon as they lose those Mickey Ears, they find some g strings and lose them. All that's left is Miss Raven and I feel she is going to make it through. If you can live with Lohan and not make the press by being roommates with Lohan, you can keep your panties clean...and on! I would talk directly about this hot mess but I let Miss Kiely explain herself:
Okay...Nevermind...I will say something...That guy had a nice ass...There...I said something nice about a ghetto hot fuckary and a half mess that even BET and King Magazine will have a prayer circle over with Lil Kim titty passing the collection plate! Read more!

Christmas Time for the Trannies in Training!

I am speechless. I saw this on OMG Blog and I just...WOW! It's soo sad and funny and wrong and crazy as hell at the same time. All I know at 4, my ass was making sure that my parents(Never believed a old jolly white man and some short people deep in snow on the North Pole was making me ish...my parents had the money and were closer to Pic N Save where the toys were done and in sight!) had my Christmas list on hand and I wasn't fcuking it with my behavior to lose one thing! Read more!

Snaaatttccchhheeddd!!!!

Yes this video might be old, but wig snatching is always classic! The look on the wig snatching bitch is priceless!!
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Hell To The Not Cute!

Ladies, please don't start rockin this hairstyle just because Cassie went crazy and thought this crackhead look was cute. You will get laughed right out of the flea market salon!

Why do they look like that just walked out of a black and white retro clothing shop for the gay and hopeless?? Please set yourself on fire!

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Something in the Milk Ain't Clean!: Kanye

Kanye use to bring me the sexy, but now since the gay whispers, has been bring the hot mess! I let the nappy naps slide to a point and even looking like the ghetto drunk guy outside the club asking for bus fare. But the pic with this bald chick stirs something sour in my spirit. I feel something is off, maybe her ass, maybe his shoes, or maybe that the whole thing needs to be put away in the depths of Kanye nappy naps!

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Oh Hells No!: Jacksonville Tea Party!

As stated before me and Skittles are sorry for the lack of posts. Skittles is out of a PC at the moment and after coming back home after a little vacay, I came down with an ass whooping cold. Well yesterday while in between NyQuil induced sleep, I saw a report on the news that made me pissed and not for the reasons I should. A group of people(white, mostly well to do)(Sorry white readers, its the truth!) gathered at the Landing to protest the Stimulus package passed. They had their own Tea Party and it is part of a nationwide protest. They state that the Stimulus is only pork and helping people with multiple homes. Then as a symbol, they dumped two bottles of Arizona Tea into the St. Johns. OK! Here is my rant! 1: Like anything, they are people who do just to greed, will try to buck the system and get more than they need. So yeah there are people who owns more than one home and in foreclosure, but for every one on them there is hundreds who only own one and now owns nothing. So to make a protest on a hand full is like cursing a cup of water while looking at the ocean. 2: If you don't like the Stimulus, please don't spend a dime of it, in fact send my me your savings. Any givers??! No, because with all their talk, I bet not one of them will not enjoy the benefit of the package, if not find ways to gain more from it. and finally 3: The original Tea Party was done in protest to the higher taxes on the needed English item, Tea. So in protest, we dumped the tea to show we weren't having it. So what the hell does tea have to do with what is happening in this nation right now. It seemed like the last weak battle cry of the damned who damned us in the situation we are in now, hiding behind the cover of America and not realizing the battle is over and they are just the left corpses on the field. But the thing that pissed me off was this. How are you dumping tea into the river! I know that there had to be to at least a couple homeless people who would have needed that drink more than the river. Also where were the Riverkeepers?! aren't we suppose to be keeping the St. Johns clean! Where are the fines, I need to see people being arrested or put to task in the media for pollution. And Arizona Tea?? That shows how rich their blood is, Arizona tea as a gallon is $4.99. They couldn't find a Walmart, Hell Targay, and get some $1.99 tea to dump. You're protesting the wasting of money and you go and waste $10 on two bottles of tea and dump it in the St. John's. I am missing the point. Maybe since Arizona is one of the states with the largest number of foreclosure or maybe its a shot out to they fallen homie McCain who voted against the Stimulus. Either way it made all the speeches and signs worthless! Read the whole story here.

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Jesus Take the Keyboard!

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Miami's Dirty Secret Revealed!

I use to go to school in Miami and even though hotness is on full tap there, the truth is that hotness only made up 10% of the community. Just walk through Little Havana or the local Sedanos or Publix and you will see why Miami is voted he fattest city in America! It maybe shocking to many, but the MIA is not like the MIA we all see on movies and TV. All the flash and glam is just the Bey weave on Amy Winehouse. You see yachts and expensive cars, but Miami was voted the poorest city in America in 2001 and the home of dollar stores and homeless everywhere. Check out one of the reasons Miami is a fat mess.

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Ms.Williams Tell Em!!!

Hmmmm! I know you have always wondered what you could say to Michelle Williams (the 1/3rd goody good of Destiny's Child) for her to retaliate on that ass.... Call her a HOT MESS and you will get this video in yo face! Even though she did it in a "good" way, she still let'em know not to fuck wit it.

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The "DIVA" movement has started!

As you know, when "Single Ladies" came out everybody was trying to get on Youtube and show the world (or try to) that they could do it better than Mrs.B to the K ok? But just when you thought it was over and done with, the fuckery continues!!! With the "DIVA" video just coming out, you knew it was gonna start back up full force and here are three videos to kick it off!!

White Guy - DIVA
Typical gay guy dancing in his apartment to the song, but where & why does the chair come in??


Gay Boy - DIVA
Just the way he introduces himself says it all!!! His parents or whoever is filming him should be ashamed of themselves!


FAT DIVAS!!
Hell to the naw! Straight HOT MESS! and you know it smelled like hair grease and cheeseburgers in that room! We all know which one was suppossed to be Beyonce!


I can't wait to see what other so called divas try to make it work! ENJOY!

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IS YOU READY????

No, I am not ghetto nor do I speak ignorance but the fat bitch at the Checkers on University Blvd does! Peaches and I always go there as a last resort (which was the case tonight) and now we remember why! Not knowing what we wanted yet, Peaches asked the voice in the box to hold a sec. Apparently after a few minutes (which was a few minutes too long for her) she comes over the intercom and in a loud ghetto but rude voice, she says.... IS YOU READY YET????
Are you kidding me?? Did that illiterate shit just come out her mouth?? I wanted to ask her (in her language) "Is you gonna take some English courses??" but we kept it cool and just drove off.
Why did she wanna bring the diva out of us with only 1 day left before the new year!? Lord take her higher with her ghetto-speaking ass. Just for this, I dub Checkers the Hottest Tranny Mess of 08!

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Lord of Mercy: Beyonce Diva!

First of all enjoy before it is mostly deleted and second, is this hoe serious with her Lady GaGa(damn can Lady GaGa be Lady GaGa for a minute!), Euro, Tyra, meets Fat Albert junk yard theme! I just don't know right now, It seems so ferociously diva but so hot tranny mess at the same time! I leave it to Skittles, cause he knows how to break Bey down.

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Serious Skittles Face: Attempted Break In!

I just saw this on Jacksonville Confidential and I had to comment. This guy tried to break in the downtown Hemming Plaza Jewelers with a rock! Okay I know the economy is bad, but it is no excuse for trifflingness (yes I made that word up)! You're next the City Hall, so you know theres got to be at least one camera on you're ass or a cop waiting in the wings. I am just glad for three things, 1: He failed!, 2: They got a clear full color HD view of him to find, and 3: Like my family would say in this situation "Thank God he's white"!

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Are you Serious? Side-Eye!

I know Crunk & Disorderly is the site for Side-Eye fierceness and we are about the Skittles Face. But when I saw this "Is this hoe serious, looking like a cracked out 1920's hooker!" side-eye, it was my duty to post it!

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Let The Chruch Say "Please Stop!"

OH NO SIR!!! I cannot believe that someone from a church of GOD let him get up and sing! I know someone had to have heard him sing prior to that fuckery and should have saved him from himself! But aside from twisted fate that he made it up on stage, why would he choose a song that he CLEARLY DID NOT KNOW THE WORDS TO!! You may want to find your paper church fan, wave it a few times, and pray for your ears to heal before playing this video!

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This Answers Diddy's Question!

I am tired of the Single Ladies videos too, but this just took the cake for me. I am here in The Ville trying to stay warm in 50 degree cold and this bitch out in -17 degree snow dropping it like its hot in a "get'm girl" leotard! I see Palin isn't the only silly hoe in Alaska!

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A Jag of a Day!

We'll I had the pleasure (I mean PAIN) of going to the Jaguar Game vs. the Vikings today! Even though we LOST BIG TIME (30-12) like I knew we would, I still managed to have fun and a lot of laughs. A loud “Christina on crack” voice singing the anthem, loud explosions, and even louder aircrafts flying overhead met my ears while trying to make it up the slow ass escalators. Now, you know it's a shame when the other team scores TWO touchdowns on our asses in the first two minutes of the game & I hadn’t even made it to my seat yet to witness that fuckery! Crazy smells of buttery popcorn, beer, and male testosterone filled the air, not to mention it was cold as polar bear balls in the nosebleeds! I had forgotten that we have a D-line band that plays after every other play, but they were not bringing the hotness that I expected to hear. The Roar (Jag Cheerleaders) did a “hell to the naw” dance routine to Christina A’s “Keeps Getting Better” and all I could think about was the Target commercial which had me crackin up loudly while people looked at me crazy. Another thing I caught on to was the new “Move them chains!!!” chant the fans shouted when the team got a first down and two old white ladies with a BIG ASS YELLOW CHAIN were shaking it up in the aisle. One of them almost fell on the other and as you know I did LMAO at them. To my surprise though, the music at the game has changed from honkytonk and rock to r&b & get crunk while I rep my city music. Do you think it’s because most of the players are black now??? Speaking of players, I had a hard them keeping my eyes off of Jones-Drew’s bubble ass as well as other equally nice asses, at least the Jags are good for something, as well as really good binoculars. Also I had forgotten how many fine ass people go to the game, I did see a few future baby daddies and one night stands in the place, especially a very sexy white chocolate guy in a hat named John at the guest booth. Thanks again for my free O’Doul’s Non-Alcoholic drink coupon (and NO, I didn’t give my number or fuck him to get it cuz I have a chocolate bar of my own but I can dream bitches). Before I forget, I have to mention to my local Duvalians (residents of Duval) that if you want to rep yourselves, learn to spell it right because IT IS NOT SPELLED D-U-V-U-L OKAY!!!????? And the cameras had the nerve to put them onscreen for us all to see. FAIL!!! To bad I can’t find the picture, consider yourselves lucky! As I grew tired of the fuckery that was the game and with nothing amusing happening anymore, I decided to leave to premises. You also know it was a shame when Vikings fans felt sorry of them and Jag fans had literally put paper bags over their heads to hide their ongoing shame for our hometown team. Roar on that bitches! I’m out but not before I say that Non-Alcoholic Beer is the nastiest stuff I have ever tasted in my life, I see why it’s free becuase it tastes like cold carbonated pee! Thanks for nothing John, but stay cute!

P.S. - I can't wait to go back for more memories!

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Why Bran-Bran???

Know you know I love you Brandy and I will fight for you till the end, but why are you wearing those "I just got in a fight with a pitbull who was trying to get at some meat sauce that I spilled on my pants earlier" or "The washing machine tore these and instead of buying new ones, I'm gonna rock this out and see what happens" pants. Even though those the pants are clearly "not fierce" you know everybody is gonna try and make that into the new fashion trend.

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World's Largest Cock & Tail Part 3!

The Florida/Georgia is long gone and the streets are finally puke free and clear. But the memories or in this chicks case, lack of memories, won't be forgot! Here's to next year! Posted By: Peaches! Read more!

Miss Honey Gets Her Hair Did @ Purple Door!

Words cannot describe my excitement for this show and I don't know a damn thing about when or where it will be televised, but I want to see and buy the DVD. There is enough fierocia to turn the straightest man gay, by head of the pride parade, get do a Randy Blue porn, guest star on Dante's Cove, then go straight to fish again!

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