Two fine ass black men on a mission to up hold the ideals of fierceness and hotness from the streets of Jacksonville to the cities of the world. And if you are fierce you will be celebrated as you deserved, but beware if you look, act, smell, or sound like a hot mess, you will be ASSASSINATED!(Verbally, not fo realz!)

Tuesday, December 30, 2008


No, I am not ghetto nor do I speak ignorance but the fat bitch at the Checkers on University Blvd does! Peaches and I always go there as a last resort (which was the case tonight) and now we remember why! Not knowing what we wanted yet, Peaches asked the voice in the box to hold a sec. Apparently after a few minutes (which was a few minutes too long for her) she comes over the intercom and in a loud ghetto but rude voice, she says.... IS YOU READY YET????
Are you kidding me?? Did that illiterate shit just come out her mouth?? I wanted to ask her (in her language) "Is you gonna take some English courses??" but we kept it cool and just drove off.
Why did she wanna bring the diva out of us with only 1 day left before the new year!? Lord take her higher with her ghetto-speaking ass. Just for this, I dub Checkers the Hottest Tranny Mess of 08!

Posted by Skittles