That's Why I Don't Fcuk with Pussy at Night!

Oh Lord of Mercy!!!! Me and Skittles had a night tonight. We were coming home after getting an after work meal from the University Whataburger (by the way nothing beats their A-1 Thick and Hearty Burger!!) and I was driving down Spring Park cracking up with Skittles when all of a sudden Skittles freaked out! I look down the dark ass road and saw a cat run in front of the car and literally like a minute later there was two huge bumps. I sworn I ran over a person and lucky I kept control, even though I had to piss like a horse and wasn't helping by drinking a bucket cup of ice tea. I know I had a dead cat either stick somewhere under the car or on the road, but as soon as I looked back, I saw that bitch racing across the street like nothing happened. Me and Skittles were like either that was one lucky ass cat or some ghost of a cat or unknown super creature. I am not a cat person at all, but if you live on Spring Park and know of a grey cat, let me know cause that cat is fierocia!

Posted By: Peaches!