That's Why I Don't Fcuk with Pussy at Night!

Oh Lord of Mercy!!!! Me and Skittles had a night tonight. We were coming home after getting an after work meal from the University Whataburger (by the way nothing beats their A-1 Thick and Hearty Burger!!) and I was driving down Spring Park cracking up with Skittles when all of a sudden Skittles freaked out! I look down the dark ass road and saw a cat run in front of the car and literally like a minute later there was two huge bumps. I sworn I ran over a person and lucky I kept control, even though I had to piss like a horse and wasn't helping by drinking a bucket cup of ice tea. I know I had a dead cat either stick somewhere under the car or on the road, but as soon as I looked back, I saw that bitch racing across the street like nothing happened. Me and Skittles were like either that was one lucky ass cat or some ghost of a cat or unknown super creature. I am not a cat person at all, but if you live on Spring Park and know of a grey cat, let me know cause that cat is fierocia!

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Hooters, Ave Q, Blackwell, and Gayness!

OMG!! I don't know where to start... I guess from the beginning would be best! So Peaches and I had dinner at HOOTERS (get the Teriyaki Wings cuz they are the shit!) and we had a playful dispute on how to mess with the obviously drunk women at the bar and how to cause a scene between them so we could skip on the bill! Unfortunately he decided not to go through with it and I eventually paid the bill! **Hold on, fine guy on TV and I cant look away except to type this** I don't think it would have worked anyway because one of them was so busy trying to dry hump the guy she was with while the other was "pussy blocking" to the core!


Now, we move to the Times Union Center to attend the opening night of AVENUE Q (click name for website)! It was hilarious and a lot more "adult based" than I thought it would be. It was as Peaches says, a very adult sesame street for the non-offensive type" and I hope I said that right. With songs like "If You Were Gay", "Everyone Is A Little Bit Racist", and "You Can Be as Loud As You Want [When You're Making Love]", you can only image how the show plays out! DEFINITELY A MUST SEE MUSICAL!!! We sat really close as you see in one of the above pictures


Now we move to a side but golden moment of the night! Guess who was siting right behind us and a little to the right with his (quote - unqoute and not cute by the way) fish or hagetha!!!??? Our own First Coast News anchorman hottie VICTOR BLACKWELL, we'll at least we think he is hot! But, sorry to burst your bubble ladies and some gents on Mr.VB cuz this hottie HAS NO ASS or it just wasn't looking right in those pants he was wearing. But to lift your spirits, he has a nice full frontal package that accidentally grazed across my shoulder as he slid behind me to his seat, NO LIE and it was kinda nice. So in short, you had a nice front VB but you may need to stay behind the news desk booboo!!!
While we are on the subject of hotness and gayness, there was a lot of it at the show! Some men with their hagethas (Peaches new word for a gay man's best girl friend), some cute gay couples, a few sexy "asses for days" couples, some guys with their wife while secretly scouting for other guys, and just some good old fashioned gay dad taking their sons or vise versa!!!!! Also, we might have been two of maybe 20 black people there! What's that about?????

It was a really good night!

P.S. - GO SEE AVENUE Q BEFORE 12/14/08 (THE LAST NIGHT)

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Good Times, Very Tired, B.Scott!

Hope everyone had a Happy Halloween and a Happy November 1st like Peaches and I did! We will bring you the degaga (the 411 of our escapades and encounters) in the next posts but I am too tired and half drunk to start on that right now! So for now, ENJOY this "Giving You Face!" B.Scott video until we post it. GOOD NIGHT ALL!!!!



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Hottie of the Moment: Keston!!

Ok, funny story and I know you may not believe but here goes! I was actually going to do a post on the crazy FUCK UP that the USA Olympic Track and Field Team managed to hand off to us twice back to back in the same way (or in their case, NOT HAND OFF THE DAMN BATON!!) Click here for more info on that hot mess!

Anyway, as I was trying to search for pictures to post, I remember the cameras coming across a fine chocolate runner named Keston or Kreston (didnt catch the last name cuz I was too busy looking at his features in his bright red track suit) and thought he was running with our team. I typed in the name and got this fine chocolateness instead. Now!, I don't now if this is the same guy or not (again the name and the face slipped my mind as I was trying to use X-ray vision on his track suit) but I had to post this hottie while I had the chance. SO THIS POST WAS NOT MY INTENTIONAL GOAL, but it definitely doesn't hurt to have him grace our page. His website and myspace page are in the picture. And to answer his question, i would attempt a hot sweaty honey covered threesome with him and Peaches while on white silk sheets with Janet playing in the background if I know I couldn't fail! AND I AM THROUGH!

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I am GAGA for GAGA!!

OH MY GAGA!!!! Just when you thought 2008 music game was failing terribly, MISS GAGA stepped in to show these bitches how to step the game up! Ever since Peaches and I saw her on the Miss Universe 2008, she has been a breath fresh air to the music world. I can't get enough of her music and the video for her song "Just Dance" is bananas (even though Akon and Colby Davis is in the vid and singing in the song) so her album is still gonna be fire! The video above is a fierce promo commercial for her album and I wish more artist did this for there records! ENJOY!

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Old Freak Still Getting It Moist!

Oh My GOSH! I cannot belive this! I was just siting here in this plush chair with Golden Girls playing in the background on Lifetime (R.I.P Estelle, my wicker purse is on back order just for you girl!) while I am halfway listening to gay porn (mainly because this bootleg computer won't play the video from the bootleg dvd I made of various porn movies but the audio is perfect) and was quite randomly rubbing my package because it was turning me on even if it is just the audio and because I can't get it in with my man at the moment all while I was playing Solitaire (that's my shit) and just looking at random news and blog posts to see whats new and I came across this lady and it ruined everything at once.

This is Luella McAdoo and she was arrested at her home a couple days ago cuz she was charged with lewd or lascivious battery on an elderly or severely disabled person and is being held on $7,500 bond.

WHY YOU MIGHT ASK??? SHE forced a severally mentally handicapped man to perform oral sex on her, police say. On April 5, the man’s mother left him in McAdoo’s care while she ran errands. When she came home at about 6 p.m., she found her son performing oral sex on McAdoo. The woman told McAdoo to go home, then she called police because her son, 34, does not have the ability to make a decision about sex on his own, Davis said.

The Tampa Tribune Published: July 15, 2008

I am just flabbergasted by this whole crazy elderly freak situation, but on the good side 68 year olds need a lickin every now and then. BUT IF THAT"S THE CASE, GET A 68 YEAR OLD NORMAL MAN TO DO THAT WITH!!! This has been dubbed my offical "HELL TO THE NAW BECAUSE YOU ARE GETTING THE HOTTEST TRANNY MESS OF THE YEAR 2008 AWARD" moment. I am through!

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Miss Thang Don't Play

I just feel it appropriate to share this with the world! This hot tranny mess is hilarious and he don't play honey cuz he will beat yo ass in front of yo kids @ the puerto rican day parade and then become a crazy ho and sing his own version of "Irreplaceable" all while combing his weave. You betta work bitch!

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Will you take this waffle and be my husband!

I can not believe what I read today about this! At first, I just KNEW this had to be a black couple but I was wrong! A country redneck couple decided to get married at A WAFFLE HOUSE where they have worked for three years!!!!!!! I don't know if thats LOVE or just a Hot Tranny Mess right there!!! I am just so speechless and the video will not make it any easier to speak!
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST!!!!

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Video Fierceness: Bread, Frienmies, and One Tranny Hot Mess!

First of all even though the guy is hot, I do not want that bread! All that sweating and flipping can not provide a safe eating experience. If it wasn't for all the jazzerice moves and the British chick, it could have been a hot 80's porn.

Why can't we all just get along and whore ourselves for pocket change and county fair fame together!

Words cannot describe this tranny mess! I thought "Miss Honey" took the cake, but Miss Flowers need to stop. But I do have to give ol' girl props for the video editing and making a video that looks a hell lot better than anything Madonna has done recently! Read more!

Be FUCKFREE and don't forget to SNAP & POSE!

These are old videos but they are always appropriate for everyday use!
Chris Crocker is one crazy biotch but he never lies okay!!? Its time to live FUCKFREE on these haters! They just wish dat they where FUCKFREE but they spending too much time fuckin around on everybody else and apparently not getting enough fuckin at the crib! Oh, and if you come across a Non-FUCKFREE member who trying to mess wit yo child of christ pathway to yo future, yo need to give the SNAP & POSE (the video shows you how) and show them the FUCKFREE PUMPS as you walk it out! Just needed to share that message from Miss CC! Oh, and for those of you who are offended, you need to take a little nappy nap to calm yo self, get yo ass up in one hour, wipe the hate away, and start again bitch! ENJOY!

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Getting silly with CHARLIE!!!!!!!!

PART 1


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I just had to put these on because it is so hilarious to me! The story and the plots are stupid but their voices crack me up every time. They sound like some old retarded queens that are horny over Charlie. Go to www.filmcow.com to check out other weird videos like these. I seriously think this guy was on crack or really drunk when he thought of this. ENJOY, i guess!

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I'm Pressing Charges Shawty!!

Peaches : I know yall seen this shit on every blog but this ho is hilarious! This is my "Bitch hold my drink" jam at InCahoots (if you dont know about it, you betta find out)

Skittles : I love her, she should come out with an album cuz she is off the chain shawty. I could watch this every single day. I just wonder what that old lady said to make her go off like that. Whateva it was, I APPLAUD HER!

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