Destination Downtown = Destination Fun!

Okay, me and Skittles has seen and heard of this weekly event, but since I work nights,never had the chance to check it out. If you don't know what I am talking about, here is a video on the launch explaining about it: So since I was off this Friday for Good Friday and a good friend of ours was in town, I deceide to show off the town and give Skittles an early Bday party. Well here is the T, one DO NOT TEXT for the password unless you want to get into Twisted Martini (which was soo not hot, as explained after the jump!) or want hundreds of random junk texts sent to you even after you request them to stop. Also even though parking in the special garage is a dollar, being use to downtown, I found free parking right all round Bay Street. Now the main De gaga, The clubs, broken down after the jump. Let me rank them from the booty to the bootylicious:
The Bootleg Club: Twisted Martini

First of all the courtyard of the Landing was popping with Patti Labelle Jr. belting out on stage, I almost forgot why we walked all the way from the hot clubs to here. Before we got to Twisted Martini, all the other clubs didn't give a damn about passwords or texts and just let you in with ID, so we were shocked when Twisted Martini was taking money for covers. So with the cell filled with texts, I thought I had no problem, but they wanted each person in my party (2) to have it on their cell too (which was not mentioned on any part of the website). I was like hell naw, because it was not bumping when we arrived around midnight, plus it was soo packed. I was not about to let my friends or me pay to feel like a sardine jamming to Billboards bottom 500 hits. Twisted Martini's thought they had me twisted.

The Snobby, but damn I want to go club: Mark's

At first glance, Mark's didn't match the hype I heard about it, but after coming back and deciding to go in, it looked pretty hot. I knew about their strict dress code and even though me and my crew keep right and tight, I still called them to verify the dress code and knew we were good. Well before we could even pull out our IDs, the bouncer said Skittles' jeans were too baggy. Okay, trust, If Skittles jeans were any tighter he would be wearing denim paint. Plus my pants were looser, but there was no issue with me, so we wasn't going to leave Skittles so we passed. But even after what seemed trifling, we all still kind of wanted to check it out. Next time skittles will go in a tux and make them gag.

The not my style that night club: Mavericks

Don't get me wrong, I love me some country too (I do live in The Ville) but we wanted to shake somethings and break somethings and Mavericks wasn't the place that night.

The need to find out what the hell is going on club: TSI

Did go because it wasn't apart of the event, but as we traveled down Bay Street, we couldn't help notice the wild and crazy crowd outside TSI. Will have to go one night and find out.

The perfect chill spot: Dive Bar

Even though the music didn't move us like we wanted, after walking around downtown, it was the perfect place to chill and soak up some atmosphere. The furniture and decor was fierce, in fact we decided that we will have to have a room in the house like it. It will soo be our pre club spot and the people watching (women shaking it up in a wheelchair on the dance floor!) was prime.

The Hotter than Hot club: The Ivy

We have found our new spot. I didn't know what to think of the Ivy at first, it seemed like a simple club with busy bar and alot of unused space. So we got some drinks chilled and left to check out the other clubs. But when we came back the jams were pumping, The DJ was playing all the hot old skool joints and had us dropping it like it was on firyah. The staff was friendly and the bouncer was nice and cute as well as helpful. The crowd was just like I like them, diverse, sexy, and know how to break it down on the dance floor. The drinks were done right and tight and after a few we were electric sliding, grinding, and popping it til close. I haven't had that much fun since my first night at the Pearl. My only con was the AC had to be found, but once found, it was the spot after all the dancing. So if it's Friday and you're Downtown, find us at the Ivy.

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Truly Outrageous!

I saw this and was like, they made a Transformers movie, a Alvin & The Chipmunks movie, and even making a G.I. Joe movie, but where in the hell is the Jem movie? When Nicole Wray's video for "If I was your Girlfriend" came out, I thought then someone was going to make one if she was making it. But reports say that due to copyrights no deal is in the works to make it at this time. But if they did who should play the characters. I know it needs to be a full on musical spectacle but I wouldn't want Disney to cram all the High School Hanna Montana Jonas Brother crew into it.

I think Jem has to be older, Britney would be great if she could really act, but I would love to see Solange as Jem. Who says Jem has to be white, and Solange has a funky vibe that will sell the story, plus you know she got the earrings.

The Holograms can be played by the other girls of PCD, because Nicole already gets all the shine and it will be about time to see them hoes in clothes.

The Misfits can be led by Hilary Duff, since she wants to be bad now, Lindsey Lohan who would rock as a bad ass enemy & Ashley Tisdale to round out the bad ass bitches.

The love interest Rio Pacheco, I think should be Corbin Bleu so he can get some of that Zac Effron fire. Wouldn't it just be like totally awesome!!!

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Old Freak Still Getting It Moist!

Oh My GOSH! I cannot belive this! I was just siting here in this plush chair with Golden Girls playing in the background on Lifetime (R.I.P Estelle, my wicker purse is on back order just for you girl!) while I am halfway listening to gay porn (mainly because this bootleg computer won't play the video from the bootleg dvd I made of various porn movies but the audio is perfect) and was quite randomly rubbing my package because it was turning me on even if it is just the audio and because I can't get it in with my man at the moment all while I was playing Solitaire (that's my shit) and just looking at random news and blog posts to see whats new and I came across this lady and it ruined everything at once.

This is Luella McAdoo and she was arrested at her home a couple days ago cuz she was charged with lewd or lascivious battery on an elderly or severely disabled person and is being held on $7,500 bond.

WHY YOU MIGHT ASK??? SHE forced a severally mentally handicapped man to perform oral sex on her, police say. On April 5, the man’s mother left him in McAdoo’s care while she ran errands. When she came home at about 6 p.m., she found her son performing oral sex on McAdoo. The woman told McAdoo to go home, then she called police because her son, 34, does not have the ability to make a decision about sex on his own, Davis said.

The Tampa Tribune Published: July 15, 2008

I am just flabbergasted by this whole crazy elderly freak situation, but on the good side 68 year olds need a lickin every now and then. BUT IF THAT"S THE CASE, GET A 68 YEAR OLD NORMAL MAN TO DO THAT WITH!!! This has been dubbed my offical "HELL TO THE NAW BECAUSE YOU ARE GETTING THE HOTTEST TRANNY MESS OF THE YEAR 2008 AWARD" moment. I am through!

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THROWBACK VIDEO!!!

You know you was groovin to this back in the day up in da club or just at the crib with yo boo! This was the jam and I can't believe I almost forget about the "before the diva" Mariah Carey with "what are you doing these days" Joe and the "where are you hiding Kelis at because ever since ya'll got married we haven't seen her" Nas. Oh well, memories in the corner of my mind! ENJOY!

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Making Love in Showbiz Pizza!

Oh My God! I just died laughing. I don't know how many Jacksonvillians (or else where) out there remember Showbiz Pizza before it was turned into bootleg Chuck e Cheez. I remember my dad taking me there all the time and nothing beat the show by the Rock-afire band. I know you can still see the band at Adventure Landings at the Beach, but not as crunk as this. I guess for their come back tour, they're bringing the heat for that ass.

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