Two fine ass black men on a mission to up hold the ideals of fierceness and hotness from the streets of Jacksonville to the cities of the world. And if you are fierce you will be celebrated as you deserved, but beware if you look, act, smell, or sound like a hot mess, you will be ASSASSINATED!(Verbally, not fo realz!)

Friday, January 16, 2009

Downtown Bank Fuckery!

and the "so-called" security guard that did nothing about it! after the click..

So today Peaches and I had to make a quick bank trip that turned into a long 90 minute session. Within the 45 minute slot of us just waiting, someone had came in a left a large bag under the desk in the lobby. Not really seeing who it could have belonged to (especially with all the shady looking people we saw walk in & out during that time) I thought I would tell the security guard in hopes he could check it out. I don't know why I asked him because he indeed looked like a old homeless bum that must have been there so much that the bank offered him a position just so he would have a reason to speak to customers. But I digress, the quote-unquote security guard looked at me crazy and just said "Oh well, whoever it belongs to will eventually come back for it. Don't worry about it!". All I could think of was
#1 - What if some shady bitch just grabs a bag that doesn't belong to them?
#2 - What if there is a bomb or some crazy weapon in there ready to blow us up or kill us?
#3 - Why is this lazy bitch telling me that in a loud voice so everyone can hear him say that? Does he want someone to steal it?
and #4 - What kind of security guard are you to not care about our safety or someones belongings?
All I'm saying is that there are crazy people who do terrorist shit everyday (especially during this recession) and rely on bullshit security guards to do nothing about it! DO YOUR JOB SIR! You don't have to call a bomb squad or anything but show some kind of respect for the people so should be trying to protect. Oh, and it doesn't count if you finally decide to move the bag an hour later sir! We could have all been dead before then.

P.S. - At least we were able to get our shit taken care of!

Posted by Skittles


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