Be Careful of What You Wish For!

Why Having Wolverine's Claws Would Suck -- powered by Cracked.com

Posted By: Peaches!
Read more!

Wal-Mart Can Kick Rocks!!

I know this post will give Peaches just another reason to hate Wal-Mart and all their fuckery!

A woman in Lake Wales, Florida went there to buy her son a Nintendo DS for his birthday. When she got it home and gave it to her son, they discover that there was no game console in it. Instead it was a BOX OF ROCKS WRAPPED IN CHINESE NEWSPAPER!! She instantly called Wal-Mart Customer Service about returning it, and not only did they refuse to take it back but blamed it on Nintendo Inc and told her to call them. She indeed called Nintendo, but was told to take it up with Wal-Mart. After contacting Wal-Mart's national reps for a second check, they discovered the item she purchased had been returned before. Only then was she given a refund for the "box of rocks" and a $20 gift card for her trouble.

WOW! I would have been so pissed off, I might have done a drive by on dat ass! Dem bitches should have gave her more than just a refund. We probably would have gone to jail for going off in the store or just outright walking in and jacking one off the shelves. Wal-Mart needs to stop fucking around before they officially lose me as a customer!

Posted by Skittles.
Read more!

Hell To The Not Cute!

Ladies, please don't start rockin this hairstyle just because Cassie went crazy and thought this crackhead look was cute. You will get laughed right out of the flea market salon!

Why do they look like that just walked out of a black and white retro clothing shop for the gay and hopeless?? Please set yourself on fire!

Posted by Skittles

Read more!

Bea Arthur Dies at 86

I can't believe it! First Estelle and now Bea! Our "Dorothy Zbornak" of the best show ever (Golden Girls) lost her battle with cancer yesterday in her Los Angeles home with family and friends. I am about to watch this video below of the last episode and eat this piece of cheesecake in her honor (even though she actually hated the stuff so much, she would spit it out between takes). She will be forever missed.

Read more!

Makin It Work: XtraNormal Style

It's our first blog animation show to promote Fierocia and XtraNormal.com! Yes!, I know it's not PIXAR status but I like it. Enjoy! Hopefully there is more animation shows to come.




Posted by Skittles. Read more!

Something in the Milk Ain't Clean!: Kanye

Kanye use to bring me the sexy, but now since the gay whispers, has been bring the hot mess! I let the nappy naps slide to a point and even looking like the ghetto drunk guy outside the club asking for bus fare. But the pic with this bald chick stirs something sour in my spirit. I feel something is off, maybe her ass, maybe his shoes, or maybe that the whole thing needs to be put away in the depths of Kanye nappy naps!

Posted By: Peaches!
Read more!

Speaking of Jags: Sit Your Ass Down Somewhere Jimmy Smith!

This fuckary almost ruined my night. Former Jag and "former" crack head Jimmy Smith, was rearrested for drug use. For those who remember Jimmy Smith was arrested in 2001 for a DUI stop and was found with weed and later admitted to be on coke. After serious crying and "I have changed" speeches, he got back on my good side and retired in 2006. Now his ass was pulled over on Golfair aka Ghetto Ave for 1. Dark ass window tint (know your ass isn't up to no good), 2. Had a suspended license(If you riding a 09 Benz, have your ID or driver on lock), 3. Burnt joint(Everyone knows you shallow that shit or flick it), and 4. Business card with coke on it(If your dealer has business cards, you need to stop)! What the hell is wrong with you Jimmy, you was one of the few Jags who could play and after your first arrest fought hard to gain your fans again. Now you just throw it away on Golfair. You should be the host on some ESPN show working on your Hall of Fame speech, but no you needed to hit of Golfair and pick up some bizness cards! I am done Jimmy!!! Click the photo (probably high ass hell in it) above to read the full article.

Posted By: Peaches!
Read more!

Sasha Fierce is ON TOUR!

Mrs. Fierce herself is currently overseas on tour (has anyone seen Solange, she was supposed to be with her on this one right??) and her U.S. dates wont start until the end of June. To find out ticket prices and dates, go to ticketmaster.com and she won't be hard to find since a big ad of the show pops up on the homepage!! In the mean time, watch this video of Sasha's minions take over London.



Posted by Skittles

Read more!

Painted on Sexy: New Jags Uniforms!

The Jags have just revealed a new logo and sexy as uniforms for 2009 and beyond! Even though I am not feeling the logo, the new uniforms got me ready to buy some season tickets, especially to see Mr. Jones-Drew work it in his second skin. The tight outfit is suppose to prevent easy tackles and grabs, but I think it's for filling the stands with hot and bother fans! Click the photo above to watch the video of the reveal. Also check out the fierce diva glow helmets that will be making the other teams gag!

Posted By: Peaches!
Read more!

Bacardi on the Brain!!

Well, I have to say that last weekend was one of the best weekends I ever had, even though I spent about half of the time drunk, hungover, and recovering from the hangover! I wouldn't have thought Bacardi would have me flippin out but IT DID INDEED! I mean, I only had 4 big shots, and mix drink, and a to-go cup of the stuff. I guess I am a light weight, but luckily I had my boo there watching out for me. At least I wasn't a bad drunk, more of a apologetic drunk or so I was told considering I remember very little about that night out on the town. Next time I will remember these rules: Drink half your limit, Have twice as much salty foods, Have my man with me, and remember that just because the name sounds girly doesn't mean it won't put you on your ass.

Posted by Skittles
Read more!

You Betta SANG!!!!!!

Oh my lord! It had to be you to make THAT voice come out of this child! If ya'll have not heard about little Shaheen Jafargholi from the show Britian's Got Talent 2009, then click the link here (SANG IT!!) and watch him take it to church on that ass!! He is coming for you Beyonce.

Posted by Skittles Read more!

I'm Back Bitches!

Oh my goodness! It has been such a long time since I have posted something to share with the fierocia family. I am so glad to back and ready to let you taste this rainbow once again... all thanks to my man Peaches!!! Can you believe he bought me a computer for my birthday? SO OFF THE CHAIN that I had to do a double take like Missy. Thanks BOO!, you already know you are the best. So now I can return to my blog duty with a vengence, but not tonight cuz a bitch gotta work early.

Posted by Skittles Read more!

The Avenues Mall is not Your Walmart Bitch!

Me and Skittles was doing my favorite thing before, well second favorite thing, having lunch at the Avenues Mall food court. It's the perfect place to people watch and get a good view or the hotties or queens shopping. Well while eating and checking out a fine as papi who was scooping me the moment I walked in, when I saw the fuckary. I women was pushing her baby in a Sears shopping cart pass us. She was not in Sears or going towards it, but she was walking as if she was in the aisles of Walmart going about her day like it was nothing. I was taken aback at the ghettoiness of it. It is bad enough that Sears thought the idea of shopping carts in their department store wouldn't make them look more sad and further prevent me to be caught dead in one. But this bitch and the countless other people in the past feel it is right to push a shopping cart through the mall. I mean do you expect other stores to allow you the knock over their nice shit with your sears cart the is designed to move around their shop. Or do you leave it outside the door and allow everyone to wonder why in the hell is it there or some poor soul who is forced to work at Sears to walk through the mall to find it. All because your lazy as didn't want to carry your bags and child at the same time. If that was the case, rent a damn baby cart or better yet buy a baby carriage from Sears or Walmart. Fcuk, buy it and return it when you're done if you have to, anything to not look like a complete ass pushing a Sears cart through the mall as if the rest of the mall is just fancy aisles of Sears. Sears really need to invest in those carts that stop after they pass a spot. It would be hilarious to watch those bitches trying to ride out of Sears and all of a sudden the cart slams to a stop and they go flying! That would make eating at the food court heaven!

Posted By: Peaches! Read more!

Happy & Blessed Easter!

Posted By: Peaches! Read more!

Destination Downtown = Destination Fun!

Okay, me and Skittles has seen and heard of this weekly event, but since I work nights,never had the chance to check it out. If you don't know what I am talking about, here is a video on the launch explaining about it: So since I was off this Friday for Good Friday and a good friend of ours was in town, I deceide to show off the town and give Skittles an early Bday party. Well here is the T, one DO NOT TEXT for the password unless you want to get into Twisted Martini (which was soo not hot, as explained after the jump!) or want hundreds of random junk texts sent to you even after you request them to stop. Also even though parking in the special garage is a dollar, being use to downtown, I found free parking right all round Bay Street. Now the main De gaga, The clubs, broken down after the jump. Let me rank them from the booty to the bootylicious:
The Bootleg Club: Twisted Martini

First of all the courtyard of the Landing was popping with Patti Labelle Jr. belting out on stage, I almost forgot why we walked all the way from the hot clubs to here. Before we got to Twisted Martini, all the other clubs didn't give a damn about passwords or texts and just let you in with ID, so we were shocked when Twisted Martini was taking money for covers. So with the cell filled with texts, I thought I had no problem, but they wanted each person in my party (2) to have it on their cell too (which was not mentioned on any part of the website). I was like hell naw, because it was not bumping when we arrived around midnight, plus it was soo packed. I was not about to let my friends or me pay to feel like a sardine jamming to Billboards bottom 500 hits. Twisted Martini's thought they had me twisted.

The Snobby, but damn I want to go club: Mark's

At first glance, Mark's didn't match the hype I heard about it, but after coming back and deciding to go in, it looked pretty hot. I knew about their strict dress code and even though me and my crew keep right and tight, I still called them to verify the dress code and knew we were good. Well before we could even pull out our IDs, the bouncer said Skittles' jeans were too baggy. Okay, trust, If Skittles jeans were any tighter he would be wearing denim paint. Plus my pants were looser, but there was no issue with me, so we wasn't going to leave Skittles so we passed. But even after what seemed trifling, we all still kind of wanted to check it out. Next time skittles will go in a tux and make them gag.

The not my style that night club: Mavericks

Don't get me wrong, I love me some country too (I do live in The Ville) but we wanted to shake somethings and break somethings and Mavericks wasn't the place that night.

The need to find out what the hell is going on club: TSI

Did go because it wasn't apart of the event, but as we traveled down Bay Street, we couldn't help notice the wild and crazy crowd outside TSI. Will have to go one night and find out.

The perfect chill spot: Dive Bar

Even though the music didn't move us like we wanted, after walking around downtown, it was the perfect place to chill and soak up some atmosphere. The furniture and decor was fierce, in fact we decided that we will have to have a room in the house like it. It will soo be our pre club spot and the people watching (women shaking it up in a wheelchair on the dance floor!) was prime.

The Hotter than Hot club: The Ivy

We have found our new spot. I didn't know what to think of the Ivy at first, it seemed like a simple club with busy bar and alot of unused space. So we got some drinks chilled and left to check out the other clubs. But when we came back the jams were pumping, The DJ was playing all the hot old skool joints and had us dropping it like it was on firyah. The staff was friendly and the bouncer was nice and cute as well as helpful. The crowd was just like I like them, diverse, sexy, and know how to break it down on the dance floor. The drinks were done right and tight and after a few we were electric sliding, grinding, and popping it til close. I haven't had that much fun since my first night at the Pearl. My only con was the AC had to be found, but once found, it was the spot after all the dancing. So if it's Friday and you're Downtown, find us at the Ivy.

Posted By Peaches! . Read more!

Hottie of the Moment: Chris Evans!!

I saw the trailer for "Push" today and the finest of Chris Evans took me to a place that will make a whore blush! So he is the Hottie of the moment! So click the pic and check out some other pictures to make you get a cavity from this white chocolate!

Posted By: Peaches!
Read more!

Wish I Was There: Riverside Arts Market!

Okay me and Skittles usually makes it to the hotness in The Ville and The Riverside Arts Market was right up our alley. Well the day was planned out, me and Skittles, on our kick to lose some weight before his Bday, planned on walking the Riverwalk from the Landing to the market. Well what had happen was, we got to the Landing and walked the Riverwalk, but by the time we got to the Market, they were cleaning up. So no Arts for us, but we will go one Saturday and see what the buzz is, since it's the only thing every Ville blog is talking about! So this Saturday make a trip to the Riverside and check it out, and maybe me and Skittles will finally get there to in time. Check out more info after the jump. Check it out here!

Posted By: Peaches!
Read more!

From D-List to D-licious

When I saw this, at first I thought it was another stunt with airbrush that will have me rolling when I watch the new season of "My Life on the D List". But then I discovered that they are real and Miss Griffin is looking tasty! She maybe D listed, but her body is A listed! Check out another pic after the jump!

Posted By: Peaches! Read more!

Hell to da Naw: Church vs. Blog!

This is soo trifling! First Baptist "Owns most of Downtown and the City" Church got upset over a blog putting it's bizness out in the open, so they got a subpoena from JSO to find out the name and information of the once anonymous blogger. Not only did they get Google to release the info, but they exposed the guy during Sunday Services! Ain't Sunday Service suppose to be praising the Lord and not flipping peoples' wigs on the pews!! To my fellow blogger and Da Villian, keep strong, because apparently you were telling the truth to get the all hot and bothered like that. Hell I always felt strange about FBC and this confirmed my suspicions. Why they couldn't pull a Beyonce and have their Father send a letter with a hint of their Momma's root powder asking them to stop their hate! Plus no wonder Da Ville crime is out of hand, JSO is too busy to stop murders cause their surfing the web for blogs talking about churches! All I got to say is let FBC try Fierocia, cause we will get loud like coins in a metal offering plate. Read the full article here.

Posted By: Peaches! Read more!

Don't Put your Hands in Another Queen's Viva Glam Face!!

This maybe old, but when I saw this on crunk & disorderly it made my month. Nothing beats "We are not Danity Kane!" because those chicks aren't as fierce & bitchy as the Day 26 Gurls!

Posted By: Peaches! Read more!