YES WE DID: President Obama!!!!

I am too busy crying tears of joy and celebrating to even form half of a sentence of describing the beauty of this moment. I pray God give him strength and protection to make this Nation great again!

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Wow! I can't believe that I lived to experience history in the making! It is truly great to have a African-American as President but most of all someone who I truly believe can make and stand for change! Congratulations to you Obama, you have worked damn hard to get here and now you have to work damn harder to get us back to the way we used to be in the good times. You have a strong wife, strong children, and more than half of a strong nation behind you waiting to see what happens next. Give it all you got and never give up because you definitely have hard obstacles ahead (more than usual and we all know why) and it's inevitable. I truly hope you make real change and in the process change the minds of those that doubted and are against you. Always know that you have made true history and now more than ever, NO ONE can ever take that away from you or us as a people. I pray we can change from a "Nation of the Divided" to a "Nation In Progress" to finally a "Nation Of Peace". Let's find a common ground and stand up to say "YES WE CAN and YES WE WILL!" Thank you for helping me see and believe that today anything is possible if you want it bad enough! May God protect you, your family, and staff through this journey in leading us to victory. God Bless You and God Bless America!
Whew!!!! OK, OK, OK now that I got my serious moment out of the way, let me ponder some funny things. Did you see Jesse Jackson in the crowd bawling?? Yes it was moving but it's funny that no one was talking to him and he did look like a lost child that couldn't find his mama! Also, did you see the massive sea of people in that park compared to McCain supporters at some hotel grounds? WOW! And when the news reporter was trying to speak with MLK's Daughter, why did Ms.King have to be talking to her on a small ass phone in a crowded black church while they were singing loud negro spirituals! You knew we all could hardly hear you!!! Now for Jacksonville, why did the Democratic Party Celebration have to be at the whitest country redneck club in town at Mavericks? I mean of all places we had to pick there? And now to McCain and his speech, do you think he was sincere? For a while I felt bad for him but then it switched over to Palin only because I realized that she was the one that got the campaign as high as it did and I saw her more than McCain, so Palin I'm sorry you didn't get to be President figuratively speaking. Regroup and try it again in four years, and this time make sure you step your game up and do things without Cain. And I have 4 words for Cain, BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME! Oh, and don't ever refer to Obama or anybody else as "That One!" again or you may get a chair to the head OK!? Let the church say WERD~ and I am through! Good night and let's have a pleasant 4 years!

P.S. : I'm not going to put up any links to follow the election coverage, I'm sure you can check any news website to find what you are looking for but Peaches may post a video or two. HOLLA!

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It was Great While it Lasted!

I guess all the hype with Miley, The Jonas Brothers, & High School Musical, there was no need for Hilary to hold on to the purity crown of Disney. Now she can relax and let them panties drop and based off the video, she likes it rough and wet. Welcome Miss Duff, Britney & Christina will be sending you your official dirty guttabutt manual and membership card as well as Justin and Lance will be sending you your welcome basket of condoms!

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An OBAMA Day!

OMG! Well before I begin let me say this, TOMORROW IS NOV 4th AND YOU NEED TO EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT TO VOTE RATHER IT BE OBAMA OR McCAIN, JUST MAKE SURE YOU VOTE VOTE VOTE! Okay now I can begin. Today has been a crazy hectic day from the jump but it was worth it! Peaches and I figured parking would be free for this electorial event since it was at all the others but for some reason jacksonville bumped they heads and was charging five to ten dollars to park. Long story short, we ended up taking the skyway, three trolley rides, and some walking power to get there and back. We also had to deal with crazy drivers, unexperienced traffic controllers, excited old black women, and everything in between. Now the Obama rally was inspirational just as the first one we went to. Now you know they played the old jams on full blast to hype the crowd and the fans did oblige while they were shaking it up in the aisles like early morning church service. He did come out a little late but he had a great speech and met with his peoples. Only two downsides of it all, OBAMA SLIPPED UP AND CALLED US OHIO which was ok cuz he caught himself and recover quickly and when the staff was passing out signs to wave around, EVERYONE WAS PUSHING AND SHOVING FOR THEM LIKE IT WAS FREE MONEY. THAT'S JUST CRAZINESS!!! Well, that shows the dedication for our next president.

P.S. : DON'T FORGET TO VOTE TOMMOROW AND WATCH THE TUBE FOR THE FATE OR OUR FUTURE!!!!

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Bitch Hold My Bible Music!

Praise Him!!! Yes, after a morning of Stunts & Shows and an afternoon of glorious Obama, I needed this pick me up! I was just flipping through the cable channels and I saw this video and I was ready to pop and dip it low, until I saw it was the Gospel channel. When did they start playing "reel", to qoute my mom, in the church. This is what happens when you don't let Brother Leroy and his "friend" not come to couple night, bitch will turn the church out InCahoot's style!

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Our Fierocia Rating!

We have been officially rated NC-17, so if you are under the age of 17 or (as B.Scott would say) a Tiny Tot For Christ, you need to beware the content that is FIEROCIA!! You're Welcome Bitches!!!!!

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World's Largest Cock & Tail Part 2!

I am just waking up from a crazy ass night with Skittles. Long story short, we were looking to "Shake Somethangs & Break Somethangs" but just got "Stunts & Shows"! Well one point in the night, we decided to check out the after game festivities downtown, even though if you read my last post know can be insane, and it was. The night was filled with such drunken hoeness (yes I did make that one up..jealous!) I have to break it down in a top ten:
#10 - GATORS!!!!(in a loud drunken scream) - I know you won, but not everyone person you meet wants your beer and ass funk breath burning the hairs in their ears and face in celebration.
#9 - Bottle Town - I know you maybe too drunk or busy to throw your beer bottle in the several hundred trash cans around, but do you have to throw them all on the sidewalk so a bitch get a cut on his Jimmy Choos.
#8 - Stop Means Go - Apparently when your too busy throwing bottles and yelling Go Gators, simple crossing signs and red lights are beneath you. Also beneath, some drunk hoe under your car.
#7 - Beer Makes the Hot Hotter - Even though it was like 50 degrees out, the power of liquor forced the hotties to show off that hot skin.
#6 - Friends become Bitches When their Missing - Hoe calm down, just because you don't see your friend that split second, doesn't mean you have to throw years of friendship away and cut that bitch.
#5 - Rick Ross maybe the boss, but his ass doesn't make me want pizza - Papa Johns, I know you trying to sell your cold pizza on the side of the road, but when you have a Rick look-a-like telling me and skittles that a pizza is just 10 bucks apiece or less with some "Hoes", its time to stop.
#4 - Cheating sucks, especially when I can't talk about it - Apparently it's not cool for your boyfriend to bring up that you was just fucking some other guy and everyone knows about it. Straight people.
#3 - How much for just the stick covered in sauce? - Liquor and high ass food go hand and mouth in The Ville during events, but damn 4.75 for a chicken nugget on a stick is just plain wrong.
#2 - I am a grown ass man and wear what I want - Me and Skittles have learned from the past that unless you go or support either school, don't wear any of their colors or you will face the drama. If you are downtown in red and black after losing the game, don't get mad if some drunken bitches start to try you and your Prada.
#1 - 10 dollars! What the hell!?, this ain't no club. It's barely a mall - Top of the fuckary, Skittles and I whole reasoning for being in the middle of all this hot mess was to go The Landing and get a ground zone view of the drunkenness. But when we walk our happy ass all the way down there (since we had to park a mile or two away) we see gates and security. I just thought that they were only admitting people 21 and over like they have done it the past for events like this. But them bitches were charging admission. 10 dollars to get in and pretty much get drunk to bootleg bands. I know those who have never been to The Ville or The Landing might think 10 bucks is nothing to party, but this ain't no club, it's just a shopping center with two clubs and only one worthwhile restaurant. Plus admission still didn't include paying for food and drinks or club admission. That's like Wal-Mart charging admission just because they have a sale on tube socks. As you may have guessed, Skittles and I didn't go in. We would rather get cramped up and thrown up on during a free night.
So Skittles and I had our own gutterbutt fun if you know what I mean and thank God for another Florida/Georgia Weekend come and gone and things get back to their normal controlled craziness.

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Good Times, Very Tired, B.Scott!

Hope everyone had a Happy Halloween and a Happy November 1st like Peaches and I did! We will bring you the degaga (the 411 of our escapades and encounters) in the next posts but I am too tired and half drunk to start on that right now! So for now, ENJOY this "Giving You Face!" B.Scott video until we post it. GOOD NIGHT ALL!!!!



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JANET ALERT! Last Tour Day maybe....

Today will technically be the last day of the RockWitchU Tour in New York at MSG (Tulsa on the 28th was supposed to be the last date but Detroit and NY shows were bumped to the end of the road) and will probably be a blast to the fans that make it out to see JJ doing what she does best. The Connecticut show has been officially CANCELLED (sorry CT fans) and tickets will be refunded for them. There are six other postponed concerts in Montreal, Boston, Philadelphia, Greensboro, Ft. Lauderdale and Verona that are waiting to be rescheduled. Hopefully she can finish out the other shows, if not then she needs to give out free concert dvds to the disappointed fans that won't be graced by her appearance! We'll keep you posted on what we find out or just see for yourself at JANET-XONE.COM!!!

P.S. : Sorry to the Michigan fans for the "Discipline" sexy section of the concert being cut because of the Michigan state law prohibiting "simulated sex acts in a public performing space". THAT SUCKS! But look at it this way, at least you got to finally see her live, I haven't yet cuz I'm still waiting on a Ft.Lauderdale reschedule date that may or may not happen and if it does, I still may not be able to go see her so I don't wanna hear your crying!

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Living in a Cocktail Glass!

For those who don't know, this weekend is the holy grail of weekends in Jacksonville. First there was Halloween, the fair is in town, and a little thing called the Florida/Georgia Weekend. It's not called the worlds largest cocktail party for nothing, especially when the students from UF & UG combine at the Landing! Its a week(yes festivities and fans arrive well before the game in RV city, which is worth its own post!) filled with parties, drunken hot students, ass loads of black, red, blue, and orange, drinks flowing like the St. Johns, and crowds everywhere. The game is just the place to try and recover from your hangover or find that hottie you let hit and dip and didn't get a number. But for a local, it's heaven and hell! The parties are hot as well as the fans, but all the normal crowded spots are now unbearably crowded. Free parking is now $10 & $20 bucks and drinks, even though flowing, will cost you more of your pretty pennies. The Landing becomes a solid wall of people, as well as the streets around it and the river. Most the streets you need to get home or where you need is either closed for festivities or a wall of cars trying to get to the festivities. Driving around town is marked by lost tourist, drunken people looking for the next club, party, or cab in the middle of the street, people driving slow checking out people and pulling all kinds of stunt & shows! But to top it all off, my favorite thing in the world times 100...Georgian drivers!

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A Day of Unsocialable Security!

Yesterday I discovered the true face of America while waiting in the Social Security Office...and it ain't pretty. It left me with some questions:
1. Why have a SELF check in when the security guard does it for you. Is his name Self?
2. It's 2008, so why in the hell the office look like 1988?
3. You are forced to turn off your cell phone. But why have security hassle a Muslim women who just looked at her cell phone but become blind and deaf when a white women call five different people loud as hell next to him on her hers?
4. And along with that, why did most of the people have to stare at her as if she was about to blow that ragged ass spot up, when she was just waiting as a citizen like everyone else in that bitch?
5. Why employ 5 clerks for 5 windows but only have 2 work at a time, especially with 50 people waiting to see them?
6. Why stand in the middle of the room, in the way, just because the free seats where you can sit your white ass is in between two(non threatening I might add!) black people?
7. Why if you are employed to do a job and help the person in front of you, you and all the other clerks gather around and have a detailed discussion on why Georgia might beat Florida?
8. Why while waiting for your boyfriend to come back from the clerk, you busy tricking to get my treat?
9. And finally, why do some ghetto black women get pissed as hell at the clerks because when trying to create their child Social Security card discovered she named two of her child the same?
Obama got his hands full with us!

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