Seriously Funky Skittles Face: Brandy's Breath Edition!

Like water and air, I live for a hilarious pic of Brandy. I know Skittles loves her but all I need from her is a two piece (y'all know she be looking greaser than the ghetto love child of Popeye's and Churches Chicken!) and a funny pic. Well Bossip made my night with this diamond of a photo. Her friend is giving serious Skittle face and if Brandy doesn't close her mouth I swear her friend's face will melt!
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Whatever!... don't be talkin bout my girl B-rocka like that! It's the two scared white women and that serious ebola face (she has gone past Skittles face) standing next to her that's bringing her down. But I ain't gonna lie, BranBran can sometimes look like she stepped off of the Afro Sheen boat.
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Jesus Take the Keyboard!

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Serious Skittles Face: Diva Style

Janet is giving that "It is clod as hell and JD needs to open that damn door, cause I am not looking Diva" Skittles face!

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Serious Skittles Face: Attempted Break In!

I just saw this on Jacksonville Confidential and I had to comment. This guy tried to break in the downtown Hemming Plaza Jewelers with a rock! Okay I know the economy is bad, but it is no excuse for trifflingness (yes I made that word up)! You're next the City Hall, so you know theres got to be at least one camera on you're ass or a cop waiting in the wings. I am just glad for three things, 1: He failed!, 2: They got a clear full color HD view of him to find, and 3: Like my family would say in this situation "Thank God he's white"!

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Serious Skittles Face: Cold in the D!

First off, I know if you're reading this you're thinking I either have no family or can't stand them this Thanksgiving because of the many posts. I have been cooking with my mom and now just waiting for the food to finish to eat, so to kill time I am finally posting after a break. So off that, the only thing you probably noticed is my new picture for "skittles face". I don't know if Bey just saw how (freed slave looking) J is on the jumbotron or the following video:

It must be loud in the D as well, cause none of those bitches have tone. You know someone listening to that broadcast had to either pull over or got in a crash after either laughing to death or just out of pure horror.

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Things That Make You Go..Hmmm?: Oprah & Her Mom

Okay, this just takes the cake for trifling. Oprah's mom racked up over $150,000 in charges at a clothing store and stop paying her $2000 a month bill and now their suing. One, what the hell are they selling for an old black lady to rack up $150,000 in charges, Obama bedazzled church hats?! Two, why is she paying $2000 a month bill, she is Oprah's mom, just for that fact they should be paying her $2000 a month to just wear their stuff. No word for Oprah, but damn, even if your mom was hateful to you, you're Oprah. I mean you probably buy toilet tissue that cost more than this debt. She had to pop your billionaire big headed (Don't act like you don't know Oprah got a big ass head!) ass into this world, you can save her and you face and buy that damn store and erase that debt. Oprah, girl you and you mama need to look in the mirror at this:


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In The Name of Jebus: That Cut you Butter!

Just Read:

OCALA, Fla. - Authorities say an Ocala man pulled a knife on members of a church congregation who would not give him butter from their morning buffet.When 48-year-old Frankie Lewis couldn't get any butter on Sunday from the buffet line, police say he pulled his knife on members and threatened to cut them.

Police say Lewis eventually went to put the knife away, but that's when a church member hit him with a wooden board. Lewis then rode away on a bicycle, but police quickly caught him.

Lewis was arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. He was being held on $2,000 bail.

I can't even speak after this fuckary! I am out!

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Really Need 2 Stop Moments: Miss Boom Kack Singing!

I love me some Laurie Ann "Boom Kack" Gibson and thank god she is back on Making the band, cause this hot tranny mess needs to stop. And no this was not made back in 1990 but in 2008. I am done with this Fergie ripoff, there are no kittens waiting to drank that sour milk. All I want to know after this video is where the hell is my damn hot pink snap bracelet?!

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WHY? WHY? WHY? I could not finish this video cuz it was just that bad! Wherever Boom Kack, NY is, it needs to burn quickly with her in gasoline thongs. And what drag queen directed this? Please go back to doing choreography booboo cuz the voice is sounding like the Ebola virus and it is NOT ADDICTIVE!

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Serious Skittles Face: Back in the Day Edition!

Eventhough when this came out when I was their age, it was hot shit. Now, all I can give it is this:

For those who didn't know, that is the definition of skittles face!

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