RIP: Diva of the South...Dixie Carter

Skittles may have the Golden Girls, but I have Designing Women and those Southern Divas taught me how to be the wisecracking lady I am. But I am so depressed that the head Diva, Miss Sugarbaker herself, Dixie Carter died today at the age of 70 from cancer. I will always remember that Southern fried wit that will read you in a heartbeat and soothe your bruised feelings like some sweet ice tea. Read more!

STILL Busy In The New Year!

We'll I can't say that we are any less busy in this year with all the crazy drama in our lives at the moment, but it hasn't been all bad. Please believe that the devil will not win that easy. Thanks you all for being so patient with us and still visiting the blog. With that being said, let me say my few things.....

1. We caught the premiere of LOST and it did not disappoint. The second episode was just as confusing! HAHA

2. The Grammy's were a hot mess. P!NK's performance was amazing and Zac Brown Band was alot better than we thought. Hooray for the winners!

3. Obama was giving us what we needed in his Jan 28th speech! Haters gonna HATE so keep on keepin on!

4. Did anybody like the Super Bowl commercials??

5. The Black Eyed Peas "The E.N.D" concert in Jacksonville was the best show we have ever seen! Ya'll better wake up if you've been sleepin on The Peas! Check out their show if you can!!!!

6. This Florida weather is "doin the most" with this up and down shit!

7. If you have an issue with someone, go talk to them instead of talking to us about it. Thank you.

8. The opening ceremony for the Winter Olympics was fierce all the way up until the torch lighting. It was like jacking off and feeling the sensation and just when I'm about to cum, I CAN"T! Sorry but it was the only way I could think to describe it.
Side Note - Our prayers go out to the family and the team of Georgian Olympian luger Nodar Kumaritashvili.

9. Happy late Valentine's Day to you all! We got to spend two hours the day before the 14th, and we didn't get to see each other at all yesterday since we were stuck with family so... but it's all good.

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Happy New Year 2010!!!

Hope you guys had a fabulous evening and hopefully a wonderful rest of the day! We mostly had a good night, even with a few "about to make me cuss a bitch out" moments in the beginning. It just goes to show you that you never know what fuckery may pop up on a good night... even though Peaches did tell me it would happen!
Anyway, Let's try to have next 365 days be FUCK FREE!
WE WILL WIN IN 2010!!!

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In with the new and hopefully out with the old!

Okay before we let 2009 go in a few hours, I always believe that with the new, something old needs to go. Here are the things that need to go:
5. Leotards or one pieace body suits. It was enough when Madonna old cooch was all over the place in them, but Beyonce had to go and steal that style of all things and left 2009 smelling like sweaty cooch and spandex.
4. Speaking of Beyonce...no more duel or re releases or remix albums. Stop being soo damn lazy and just make a new album.
3. Recession anything. If it's over good, if it's not we don't need to hear about it every second. And we don't need rich bitches like Oprah and others constantly letting us know we are poor bitches and need to save by buying ish we couldn't afford when we did have money and it was on sale.
2. The Real Housewives of wherever. I will admit that the ATL wives be giving it to me, but they are neither in their houses or good wives. Just have them as what they really are, slightly rich umemployeed hoes with drama and firece no life gay friends.
1. Unnecessary media coverage of celebrity deaths, cheating famous people, and other things that deserve to be reported on TMZ or Extra and not headline news. I don't need to know how MJ fingernails smelled after he died or what size shoe does #25 of Tiger Woods sex nest wears on CNN or the 6pm news, especially when real things are happening that will affect my life or more importantly my money. A ten second story is carried for ten weeks until the next celebrity does some guttabutt ish. People have died crazy and cheated from the beginning of time, it is not new or needed. I need the media to report some real ass news and get it together in 2010!
Check out some things am looking forward to in the new year.
5.BEP in Da Ville
4. More Real World DC with hot Beta Iota(BI for those in the switch hitter crew) brother Mike and infuriating, but hot as hell Ty
3. Winter Olympics in Canada...EH!
2. Avatar: The Last Airbender...The REAL Avatar Movie!
1. The final season of LOST!!!!

May 2010 bring the heat...in a great way!
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Happy New Years Eve!

It's only hours to go before the next year of our lives begin, so if you have something you would regret bringing into 2010 or something really important you need to do to end 2009 off in the right way......TAKE CARE OF IT NOW!!!!

With that being said, we hope that next year brings you all your hearts desires!
So just like we said before...

Celebrate Long & Hard,
Celebrate Wild & Free,
Celebrate to the highest level of FIERCENESS!!!,
but CELEBRATE SAFELY!!!!!

Thanks for making this another great year at FIEROCIA!
See you guys tomorrow...

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Merry Christmas!

Sleigh bells ring, ting-a-ling-a-ling, children sing, toys that Santa will bring... and all that jazz! LMAO! We hope your Christmas is everything you dreamed of and more, we hope you really appreciate what you will get this year and to what you already have, we hope you eat a lot of great food but don't over do it, and we hope you feel the joy from all the smiling faces and happy spirits you come across on this special day. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

......now lets turn down the lights, grab the hot chocolate, cuddle up to your special someone, and become a kid again with A Charlie Brown Christmas!



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Christmas Time for the Trannies in Training!

I am speechless. I saw this on OMG Blog and I just...WOW! It's soo sad and funny and wrong and crazy as hell at the same time. All I know at 4, my ass was making sure that my parents(Never believed a old jolly white man and some short people deep in snow on the North Pole was making me ish...my parents had the money and were closer to Pic N Save where the toys were done and in sight!) had my Christmas list on hand and I wasn't fcuking it with my behavior to lose one thing! Read more!

It's That Time Again!!!...2nd Take

In case my last post was too cute and girly, here is a manly blast from GAP Christmas past. Even though Flo's rap is not needed or wanted, both him and sexy ass Trey can jingle me and Skittles balls...I mean bells any time of the year!

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It's That Time Again!!!

If this doesn't make you want to go broke for the ones you love the season, then I will get that cute(and slightly crazy!) screaming girl on that ass!

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Snaaatttccchhheeddd!!!!

Yes this video might be old, but wig snatching is always classic! The look on the wig snatching bitch is priceless!!
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Gobble Gobble!!!!

We are so tired from cooking, cleaning, last minute store runs with the folks, getting to work and back,& getting things in order.. but we just wanted to wish you all a Safe and Happy Thanksgiving. Don't eat too much and be prepared for the mobs on Black Friday! Hopefully one of us will catch the Macy's Day Parade and bring you a review. Goodnight.

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AMA...Speechless!!!!

Okay, the AMAs just with went off and if you didn't see it...SHAME on you and be prepared to be sooo out of the water cooler talk. Fiery pianos, falling divas, once cut signers now with bacon wrapped hot dog necks, and live gay S&M soft core porn!!! Too much to go in to details now. In the meantime just feast on some Janet being nothing else but....FIERCE!!! Read more!

When I Grow Up, I Want to be this Video!: Janet's "Make Me" GAG!!!

BeyBey & GaGa "Videophone" can officially sit the fcuk down!
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YAAAAAAAAASSSSSS MA'AM!!!! Ya'll aint ready for the queen's return, bitches!!! WHAT!!!?? I am catching a plane right now to go slap the shit out of everyone connected to that "Video Phone" fuckery, then sit each one down and make them watch the greatness that is Janet! WOW! This is what I needed to finish this year off right and I am SOO GLAD that she delivered it to me. It was a simple black and white theme, little splash of CGI, fierce dance moves, simple but chic outfits, hot dance track, and Ms. Jackson "giving beautiful face!!!".... AND SHE SLAYED YOU WANNABE DIVAS DOWN TO SIZE!!!
Please take your seats in the auditorium and remember to take notes in DIVA 101 cuz JJ has stepped up to the podium once again to speak!!!! Enough said.
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One Word: Fierce!!!!

Ok so if those of you were mad about, my last post, in the words of my boo "I don't give flying shit balls!" But I do about this video. I was about to make a comment on Brit video, but found this instead. Prue Fierceness! I don't understand not one damn thing Shakira is saying as usual (I understood her better in Spanish. Why does she try?) and I don't get what any of it means (Lesbian sauna, House of Flying Daggers band, Couching Tiger Hidden Dragon bedroom, and shiny hips!) but my eyes feel like they just matrix suicide dropped at the Dolce & Gabbana latax ball! I am gagging!!! Bey, Brit, CiCi, step your shit up or retire from the game, cause Miss Shake Shake Shakira is not here to play but buy stadiums! Read more!

Forgive Me RihRih!

Yes, I know he is a woman beating, bootleg ass apologizing, thinks he is MJ 2008, low life, but Chris is given it to me in this video. All ya know if he never went Ike on RihRih, ya'll would be shaking it in the club like a crackhead on their last rock to this hotness! Plus even with Lil Wayne germlin ass fucking up the video with his face and dried out KFC grilled chicken chest, Chris was bring that sexy full frontal. Is he finally 18 so I can tear that ass up and then kick it?!
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I have to say that while Chris was giving me his sexy twang "how ur doin? pops and lock on dat ass, I wasn't feelin any other aspect of the video or the song for that matter! It must have been a unworthy song that was supposed to go on the Transformers soundtrack and has since been decided to put it on his album. Peaches will be shakin it up by himself with this ish, but I agree with hittin it and then kickin it to the curb!
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I Don't Know None of You're Names but...FIERCE!: Fame

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Who Gonna Check Me Boo? Fierocia Bitch!: Real Housewives of Atlanta Review Coming Soon!

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Final MJ and Red Eyed Fanning!

Movie Trailers - Movies Blog

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Make it Work?: Project Runway Review!

I finally got the chance to watch Project Runway Season 6 premiere. You know the T, new city: LA, new network: Lifetime, but same Heidi, Tim, Nina, Michael, and sewing queens. Watching it, it had the same feel as before...almost. I mean, well not to give anything thing away for those who haven't watched it yet like my boo Skittles, but LA was really a non issue to my surprise. Nothing was really new and different from the move, even the music was the same. There was the queens with drama (Or potential since no major drama happened except for a meltdown which was understandable with the situation), the stylish never used lofts, Mood, pretty decent location based challenge (which could have been more over the top to set it self from its past city and network), and Tim said his trademark "Make it Work". But still with all this, something was missing and isn't giving me the excitement and fever that I usually get from Project Runway. I don't know what it is or why, but I am not as hyped to watch it. Don't get me wrong, I will be checking each episode and probably posting on it, but I don't yet feel obsessed with it like in the past or even really being passionate for a contestant yet. Maybe after a couple of shows it will, but usually I get it before the season starts. Even though I'm kind of so so on Project Runway, it is providing me some fever. My new crack looks to be Models of the Runway. It is America's Next Top Model minus the tests, caring mentor Tyra, and fierce lessons, but all drama, crazy bitches, and HATE!!! Fuck Project Runway, just have these bitches fighting for the last bottle of water and it will be golden. Unlike ANTM, these chicks are models and need that next paycheck and will take it by any means. Don't let the tame first episode fool you, they are sharpening those nails and Heidi is providing the vasoline. When I first heard about the show I thought it was the dumbest shit ever, but after watching it I am mad we missed five seasons of it. Mark my words, a hoe will be crying, bitch slapped, arrested, and jacked all by episode 3. Read more!

Team Beefy Jacob!!!

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