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Showing posts with label Janet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Janet. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Pops & Swags: Janet Inspires!





JUST LMAO @ these vids in the early hours of the morning!

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Saturday, November 21, 2009

When I Grow Up, I Want to be this Video!: Janet's "Make Me" GAG!!!


BeyBey & GaGa "Videophone" can officially sit the fcuk down!
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YAAAAAAAAASSSSSS MA'AM!!!! Ya'll aint ready for the queen's return, bitches!!! WHAT!!!?? I am catching a plane right now to go slap the shit out of everyone connected to that "Video Phone" fuckery, then sit each one down and make them watch the greatness that is Janet! WOW! This is what I needed to finish this year off right and I am SOO GLAD that she delivered it to me. It was a simple black and white theme, little splash of CGI, fierce dance moves, simple but chic outfits, hot dance track, and Ms. Jackson "giving beautiful face!!!".... AND SHE SLAYED YOU WANNABE DIVAS DOWN TO SIZE!!!
Please take your seats in the auditorium and remember to take notes in DIVA 101 cuz JJ has stepped up to the podium once again to speak!!!! Enough said.
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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

If Kelly was Janet!

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Saturday, May 23, 2009

Tatted Up: Janet on Dupri????



I just have one question for you J.Dupri!! Well, a few actually.....
Why?? Why you would you tattoo Janet on your side fat? Isn't it enough to have one of the sexiest black women all to yourself? Couldn't you just have her name or a small thumbnail pic of her on your arm?? I hope you two last forever and a day but what happens if you two break-up?? There is no way you can change that image into something else. Speaking of image, why does she look like a sexy earth mother or a sexy nun praying?? I'm sure you could have found a better pose of her to have forever inked on you! Do you think she likes it?? I just couldn't see me doing that for anyone unless it was my child, my parents, or of a significant other (if they died and I wasn't going to get with anyone else ever again). What do you think???

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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Dammit Janet!!

Here we go again! And I was hoping things were going to change in 2009, I mean Obama's President Bitch!! Janet cancels Japanese leg of Rock Witchu Tour
Janet's Japanese leg of the Rock Witchu Tour, which was scheduled to begin in February, has been postponed. She had been scheduled to perform five concerts.

Japanese concert promoter Kyodo Yokohama said the concerts were canceled due to the global financial crisis, according to the BBC. The shows will reportedly be rescheduled later this year, with new dates expected to be announced in March.

Janet had previously canceled seven shows in North America and rescheduled three other shows late last year.

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Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Serious Skittles Face: Diva Style

Janet is giving that "It is clod as hell and JD needs to open that damn door, cause I am not looking Diva" Skittles face!

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Monday, November 24, 2008

Konichiwa Janet!? WTF!!

I am upset to hear that Ms.Jackson will continue her tour in Japan in Feburary only because SHE HAS NOT FINISHED HER TOUR IN AMERICA!!!! How is it that she was sick and disorderly and just happened to have schedule conflicts to cancel about 10 tour dates to disappointing fans but we see her attending the Dubai "Atlantis Opening" Celebration in JD's videos!? Did she perform? NO! Is she the face of Atlantis? I THINK NOT! Is she resting? FROM WHAT!!, she only did a little more than half of her tour! Now she is going over the river to give them the show we didn't get to see. I think I speak for a lot of fans when I say, "THAT'S KINDA F**KED UP JJ!!" We better see make up dates or free concert DVDs or a concert special on cable soon! Don't mistake it, I LOVE YOU JANET but I'm not feeling loved back right about now!

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Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Janet Won't "RockWit" US!


It is sad news to report that Ms.Jackson has officially cancelled all 7 remaining postponed shows!
Montreal , Boston, Philadelphia, Greensboro, Ft. Lauderdale, Uncasville, and Verona will not be graced with her appearance after all due to conflicts in her schedule! All refunds will be given to all that purchased tickets. But be hopeful that next year she tries to make it up to the many disappointed fans and have a second leg of the tour for us!!! To the fans of the cities that were able to see her, BE DAMN GRATEFUL YOU GOT TO SEE HER BECAUSE WE DIDN'T! Now don't get me wrong, I'm glad you got to see her, but you don't get first dibs on the next show tickets or any free or discounted stuff she may give out, but I'm not BITTER! HAHAHA. Just kidding, maybe (saying that while I give them the side eye of death!). Thanks to
JANET-XONE.COM and JANETFANCLUB.COM for up-to-date info and to TICKETMASTER.COM for the purchase and the refunding of our tickets. To Janet, we will still wait to RockWitU someday!

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Saturday, November 1, 2008

JANET ALERT! Last Tour Day maybe....


Today will technically be the last day of the RockWitchU Tour in New York at MSG (Tulsa on the 28th was supposed to be the last date but Detroit and NY shows were bumped to the end of the road) and will probably be a blast to the fans that make it out to see JJ doing what she does best. The Connecticut show has been officially CANCELLED (sorry CT fans) and tickets will be refunded for them. There are six other postponed concerts in Montreal, Boston, Philadelphia, Greensboro, Ft. Lauderdale and Verona that are waiting to be rescheduled. Hopefully she can finish out the other shows, if not then she needs to give out free concert dvds to the disappointed fans that won't be graced by her appearance! We'll keep you posted on what we find out or just see for yourself at JANET-XONE.COM!!!

P.S. : Sorry to the Michigan fans for the "Discipline" sexy section of the concert being cut because of the
Michigan state law prohibiting "simulated sex acts in a public performing space". THAT SUCKS! But look at it this way, at least you got to finally see her live, I haven't yet cuz I'm still waiting on a Ft.Lauderdale reschedule date that may or may not happen and if it does, I still may not be able to go see her so I don't wanna hear your crying!

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Thursday, October 23, 2008

Dont Buy Ugly Trucks and New Janet Videos





The first video is on here only because Peaches claims he has never seen this before and the second is a video from JD and Janet finally releasing a video since her sick leave. ENJOY!

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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Ladies and Gents: JANET'S BACK!!!

Our gurl Ms Jackson is finally back to her young self and has return to Rock Wit Us on her Rock Witchu Tour in Washington, DC tonight (although LL did not perform tonight!) It's her first time back since the September 28th show in Toronto from dealing with "migraine-associated vertigo." Lets hope she can make it through the rest of the tour AND the rescheduled dates! "It feels so good to be back after being down just a little bit," Janet said from the stage.

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Saturday, October 4, 2008

JANET ALERT!!! OMG OMG!!!!

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING! JANET (Ms.Jackson if we nasty) is canceling shows left and right due her sickness with VERTIGO. Montreal, Boston, Philadelphia, Greensboro, and Atlanta HAVE BEEN POSTPONED (Atlanta rescheduled for Oct 19 but other shows TBD)
Our show is the next on the list so WE ARE HOPING AND PRAYING FOR A RECOVERY so we can see you gurl!!!! Even if she has to come out in a hospital bed and just sing her songs while laying down, that would be fine with me! Peaches and I are headed to Sunrise in a few hours and enjoy the beach, sun, and fine ass individuals while we await the tour news! Any OFF THE CHAIN news or events that happen, we will post when we can but we are signing off for now!
Got to janet-xone or janetfanclub for updates!

Posted by Skittles

*UPDATE-Ft. Lauderdale is postponed until further notice! Me and Skittles are still having our vacay in Laudy Janet or no Janet. So I can't elborate tonight because my ass needs to go to sleep so I can get up in the morning and hit 95 for four and a half hours!

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Thursday, October 2, 2008

JANET ALERT!


THAT'S RIGHT GIRL, IT IS FIVE DAYS BEFORE WE HOPE TO ROCK WITCHU IN THE FL!!!! Well... as we probably all know by now, Janet has been working it out so hard on tour that she had to take a trip to the hospital the other night and has also been canceling or postponing dates left-right-and sideways on our asses! Even though it was only a two hour visit she will rest for a few days (Boston and Philadelphia dates on hold till further notice) and begin again on OCT 4 in Greensboro NC! I hope she feels better soon so she can rock wit Peaches and I in Ft.Lauderdale on the 7th cuz the trip won't be the same if our 3 1/2 months of anticipation and planning and waiting is brought down by a cancellation! SO HAVE A SPEEDY RECOVERY JANET AND WE HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON BOO!

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Thursday, September 25, 2008

ALMOST to single digits!


I can't hardly wait for these last 10 days to finally be over so Peaches and I can finally have some getaway time from all the stress that is our lives at the moment (TOO MUCH TO GET INTO RIGHT NOW!) Of course, it's mostly to see Ms. JACKSON herself as she performs the night away!! This is it Peaches, it's either do or die time and I plan to party hard and show those bitches in Sunrise what we made of! ARE YOU WITH ME???? You guys out there counting down with us, pray for us and everybody waiting and needing to getaway and have a damn good time in the weeks and months to come! Bring THAT FEEDBACK and we will be seeing stress free days soon ya'll!!!!

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Monday, September 22, 2008

Give Me a Beat: Janet Update!


All I can say is record companies better wake up, cause Miss Jackson isn't some favor of the day Brooke Valentine. In the words of Joan Crawford "Don't fuck with me boys! This isn't my first time at the rodeo"!

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Thursday, September 11, 2008

JANET's OPENING NIGHT! and the reviews are in!

Sorry Peaches but I had to post this official tour pic from her opening night in VANCOUVER!
Oh my gosh! I know more pics and details will end up finding us but this is what I came across!

Here are some official reviews from last night!
Review 1
Review 2
Review 3

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Hump Day Hump Music!


I had to continue the love (see previous post!) and also honor today Janet Tour begins. I know some (our one viewer) is sick of us talking about Janet, but bitch this is our blog and we love Janet and this is our first and possibly last chance of seeing her, you lucky that the blog isn't called Janet. Well off that, I know some of you (the one guy) maybe in the mood for your on cosmic journey so here is some Janet to get you in the mood for making your own show. And as always make it safe!
Curtains - Janet Jackson

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Tuesday, September 9, 2008

JANET IS READY!!!!!! R U??????



She is finally ready to Rock The World with her tour which kicks of TOMORROW in Vancouver!
The trucks have arrived, the sound checks and last minute rehearsals are underway, the costumes are prepped, and it goes down in less than 48 hours! GET YOUR TICKETS NOW because with all the extra dates added and the good reviews even before the first show, IT IS GONNA SELL OUT FAST! MAKE IT WORK.....



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Preach the Gospel!

This guy is hilarious and he speak the truth to them JANET haters!
www.youtube.com/morethanablog to check out other video from him!



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Monday, September 8, 2008

Give Me a Beat: Janet Tour Update!


As you may or may not know, Mr. LL "Do it and do it and do it well" Cool J is the opening act for Janet's tour and now Donnie Klang (I am not at all familiar with him since I didn't watch the last two season of Making the Band, but Skittles did) is also joining the tour as well. This tour is gonna be hot fire and Janet is gonna "Make it Work":
"Jackson, who has sold more than 100 million albums in her career, said this will be the hardest show she's ever done.

"It's just nothing but hits from front to back," she said, including songs from her latest album, Discipline. "It's a completely different show. It's very much upbeat. It's a dance show. "

Fans can expect to see Jackson, known for her sculpted midriff, perform in about nine different costumes throughout the two-hour performance.

This won't be easy, she said.

Jackson said the Rock Witchu Tour requires a lot of fast costume changes.

"I'm doing a couple of things that I've never done before. Normally with a tour, you normally underdress. So it makes your quick changes very quick," said Jackson, describing the practice of layering costumes.

"Well, we're not doing that. We have nothing on underneath. It's full dress from head to toe -- shoes, pants, everything. "

Jackson said she is intrigued by the future and hinted that this influenced her costumes and the overall look of the show.

As for kicking back while on tour, the singer, dancer and actress said, she is happiest on her bus watching television or movies, reading books or scripts, and visiting with the dancers.

"I know a lot of people like to take private planes so they can get to the next city fast so they can just relax but the bus relaxes me," Jackson said.

"I love the bus rides. "
I am getting so hyper for this show and in just 2 days it all begins. So to get a little taste, here is Janet's fierce performance at the America United concert for the troops last night:


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