Two fine ass black men on a mission to up hold the ideals of fierceness and hotness from the streets of Jacksonville to the cities of the world. And if you are fierce you will be celebrated as you deserved, but beware if you look, act, smell, or sound like a hot mess, you will be ASSASSINATED!(Verbally, not fo realz!)
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Quickie Vid: Crazy for DICK!



Coochiness is at it again! That is all!

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Saturday, December 19, 2009

Christmas Time for the Trannies in Training!

I am speechless. I saw this on OMG Blog and I just...WOW! It's soo sad and funny and wrong and crazy as hell at the same time. All I know at 4, my ass was making sure that my parents(Never believed a old jolly white man and some short people deep in snow on the North Pole was making me ish...my parents had the money and were closer to Pic N Save where the toys were done and in sight!) had my Christmas list on hand and I wasn't fcuking it with my behavior to lose one thing! Read more!

Friday, December 18, 2009

Night of Christmas Spirit with SNL



Just in case you missed it (like I did), here is the SNL Presents: A Very Gilly Christmas special to get you guys ready for XMAS in 7 days! Enjoy!

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Friday, December 11, 2009

Are You Serious!?:Christian Side Hug!



I just saw this on JacksonvilleConfidential.com and I had to post it! I AM HOPING THIS IS A JOKE and even if it is, I couldn't see myself being apart of it! But if it isn't a joke, then I have just witness a group of white kids bring the rap game down even lower than it already is. I mean, are you trying to actually tell me that a regular frontal hug is "un-christ like" now? Am I gonna catch a un-saintlike disease if I don't hug from the side? WOW! I can't wait for the next song titled "Shower With Clothes On" because God forbid you get any unholy water or soap on you to get clean! Thanks JC.com for the vid.

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Sunday, December 6, 2009

Pimpin ain't Muthaf**kin Easy!



Another funny one from my boi Brian(Bee318ti) about the Tiger incident. Enjoy!!

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Thursday, December 3, 2009

LaceFront Baby Feva!!


Picture courtesy of (The Fury)

YAAAAAAAAASSS! Peaches tried to describe this to me, but his words would've never prepared me for this! O to the M to the G! Guurl, where you get dat top dollar yak from?? This child is ready for the Miss Cunt Ovahness Ball 2010 by the name of Ms. Sapphire Pacifier! Suck on that bitches!

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Snaaatttccchhheeddd!!!!


Yes this video might be old, but wig snatching is always classic! The look on the wig snatching bitch is priceless!!
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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Pops & Swags: Janet Inspires!





JUST LMAO @ these vids in the early hours of the morning!

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Sunday, November 1, 2009

Ellen scares the crap out of Taylor Swift!



Just a late night laugh for you guys that missed this episode. Ellen, you know you wrong for scaring that poor child but it felt so right! I am still LMAO!

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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Is You A Stranger Bitch...Bitch??



Just got back from a great vacation so we not quite back from the high of it all but I had to post this. It's just another video where my boi Bee318ti keeps it real about those haters! Enjoy!

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Who Gonna Check Me Boo? Fierocia Bitch!: Real Housewives of Atlanta Review Coming Soon!

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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

You Need A JOB?????



Sorry you guys! I know it has been a hot minute from my last post but if you are like me and are in a dead end job, then most of our time is spent trying to look for another way to get more "ching ching" cuz a bitch is broke okaaaaay!!!?? and this recession is not makin it easy. Anyway, I just happen to come across this and I thought it was very creative so I had to share it with you guys: Damn!, I Need A Job!!!
Pray for me during my crazy time and I will pray for you! I plan to be back to bring the heat real soon.

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Friday, August 7, 2009

How Hoes Stay Fit!

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Saturday, July 18, 2009

Movie Trailer: Despicable ME




I'm sure that everyone who has seen the new Harry Potter flick has seen this trailer but if not...here you go. It looks very promising to me, not to mention very funny Steve Carell and Kristen Wiig are going to be voices in the movie (I'm sold just on that) and the theme song by Pharrel (heard at the end of the trailer) tops it off. Go to the website now: www.despicabe.me
Enjoy!

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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

LMFAO Video: He Hates HER!!!

Guess who he is talking about before the 2:38 mark! I was in tears bitch!!



See more from him here: Bee318ti

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Saturday, July 11, 2009

Seriously Funky Skittles Face: Brandy's Breath Edition!



Like water and air, I live for a hilarious pic of Brandy. I know Skittles loves her but all I need from her is a two piece (y'all know she be looking greaser than the ghetto love child of Popeye's and Churches Chicken!) and a funny pic. Well Bossip made my night with this diamond of a photo. Her friend is giving serious Skittle face and if Brandy doesn't close her mouth I swear her friend's face will melt!
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Whatever!... don't be talkin bout my girl B-rocka like that! It's the two scared white women and that serious ebola face (she has gone past Skittles face) standing next to her that's bringing her down. But I ain't gonna lie, BranBran can sometimes look like she stepped off of the Afro Sheen boat.
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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

"Hair That Will Make You Gag" Story

Here is another funny chapter from the "Book of Qaadir" and her hair troubles. Ya'll queens betta take heed and listen closely so you won't have yo "dome" fucked up! Enjoy!!!



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Sunday, June 14, 2009

Quick Late Night Fuckery

Tonight's Late Night Fuckery comes from JacksonvilleConfidential.com (You guys and girls are the shit fo realz, love ya'll) with this nightmare on wheels on I-95 in our hometown of J-ville. I just wish we had been lucky enough to see this first. WOW!


It's almost as funny and sad as this I found at InHoodTerms.com. If it doesn't play here then click on the here to see it. I'mma pray for all of them and all of us on Sunday morning!


I also just watch the new Timaya aka Quaadir video and I am just crackin up at him crackin up at some craigslist fuckery. He has to be high on something...right?


I have had my fuckery snack and calling it a night!
Check out both of those great blogs on the right side of our page, and check out Timaya's videos here.

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Thursday, June 11, 2009

80's Flashback: Zac Attack!

This is soo hilarious, even though I can't stand Jimmy Fallon and feel he is fcuking up the legacy that is Conan and the coolness of the Roots, Mark Paul Gosselaar brought it. Read more!

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Just for Sh*ts & Gggles!

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