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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Reminder: LOST Premiere Tonight!



I will be at work unfortunately but you guys better be in front of the tube at 8pm on ABC for the beginning of the end of LOST!!!!

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Saturday, January 23, 2010

Goodbye for now Conan!



Can't wait to catch the rerun of your last episode... and can't wait to see you on a brand new network soon! F**K NBC and Jay Bitcho!

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Thursday, November 19, 2009

GET INTO THIS!: COLLISION on PBS



OMG! I had to share this with you all. Peaches put me up on game with this series and I am watching it as I type this. COLLISION is a 5 part mini series about a group of strangers whose lives intertwine following a devastating car crash. This mystery not only shows you how their lives are effected by the accident, but recaps moments from their past that may change the final outlook of the story. Okay, okay I know!…. it sounds very familiar. It makes me think of Crash(movie), Babel(movie), and Lost(tv show) all thrown together with an English accent. Let me tell you that it has already got me hooked and I’m not halfway through this first episode. I definitely needed this since Lost won’t be on until next year, so check up on it and let me know what you think. It just aired this month on Masterpiece Contemporary and the first episode is online here: Episode 1. Enjoy!

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Sunday, August 23, 2009

Make it Work?: Project Runway Review!


I finally got the chance to watch Project Runway Season 6 premiere. You know the T, new city: LA, new network: Lifetime, but same Heidi, Tim, Nina, Michael, and sewing queens. Watching it, it had the same feel as before...almost. I mean, well not to give anything thing away for those who haven't watched it yet like my boo Skittles, but LA was really a non issue to my surprise. Nothing was really new and different from the move, even the music was the same. There was the queens with drama (Or potential since no major drama happened except for a meltdown which was understandable with the situation), the stylish never used lofts, Mood, pretty decent location based challenge (which could have been more over the top to set it self from its past city and network), and Tim said his trademark "Make it Work". But still with all this, something was missing and isn't giving me the excitement and fever that I usually get from Project Runway. I don't know what it is or why, but I am not as hyped to watch it. Don't get me wrong, I will be checking each episode and probably posting on it, but I don't yet feel obsessed with it like in the past or even really being passionate for a contestant yet. Maybe after a couple of shows it will, but usually I get it before the season starts. Even though I'm kind of so so on Project Runway, it is providing me some fever. My new crack looks to be Models of the Runway. It is America's Next Top Model minus the tests, caring mentor Tyra, and fierce lessons, but all drama, crazy bitches, and HATE!!! Fuck Project Runway, just have these bitches fighting for the last bottle of water and it will be golden. Unlike ANTM, these chicks are models and need that next paycheck and will take it by any means. Don't let the tame first episode fool you, they are sharpening those nails and Heidi is providing the vasoline. When I first heard about the show I thought it was the dumbest shit ever, but after watching it I am mad we missed five seasons of it. Mark my words, a hoe will be crying, bitch slapped, arrested, and jacked all by episode 3. Read more!

Sunday, June 28, 2009

They're Coming!: Torchwood Season 3

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Monday, June 1, 2009

Its On Now!: Tonight Show w/ Conan O'Brien



Move over Jay Leno, its CONAN! (Yeah I know Jay is gonna be back on his own show in a few days but whatever!) I have to admit that I didn't regularly watch Conan but after watching the first 30 mins of this show, I am hooked! You better watch the rest of this episode or catch new ones every night at 11:35 on NBC.

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Friday, May 22, 2009

ABC's New Shows!!



With LOST coming to an end next year, ABC has to step their game up if they want to keep us viewers watching their station. I believe they have some shows coming soon that will make the recovery of the LOST series finale as easy as possible. See for yourself with these links (hopefully they work, if not, find them @ ABC.COM

FlashForward - A mysterious global event causes everyone to black out simultaneously for two minutes and seventeen seconds, and each person sees a glimpse of their lives six months from now. When they wake up, everyone is left wondering if what they saw will actually happen.

V - Today, the world woke up to find spaceships over every major city. The Visitors claim to have come in peace, bringing gifts of medical miracles and technological breakthroughs. They promise to do no harm. They're lying.

The Forgotten - Gone but not forgotten. That's what they say. But what if a killer took your life -- and your name? Every city has its share of unidentified murder victims. When standard police procedure fails to give them a name, that's when the Identity Network steps in.

HappyTown - For the past seven years Haplin, Minnesota's lived up to its nickname, Happy Town. Even the air is sweet with the smell of bread from the industrial bakery. Unfortunately, everything is about to change.

Also check these out - ModernFamily, Eastwick, The Middle

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Sunday, May 10, 2009

Amazing Race Winners!

Don't click the READ MORE link if you don't want to know who won. The season finale just ended and the winners are....
I am so glad that Tammy & Victor won out of the final three. I'm sorry if you guys don't agree but the cheerleaders were just rude bitches that spread bad karma to everyone and finally got it back tenfold (That lady on the phone told them bitches off) and the mom/deaf son were just triflin bitches that tried to play that helpless deaf game and then call my former team "bitches" (I'm glad he kept fucking up and getting discouraged over the last challenge). Its so funny that they had to help each other just to be second and third place. HAHAHAHA!, IN YO FACE HEFFAS. TIME TO GO HOME AND CRY WITHOUT THE MILLION. The best team won in my opinion.

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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Hold it Bitch!

I am soo pissed right now after watching the Amazing Race! My team to beat and fav for the million was Keisha & Jen. Not just because they are two strong black sistahs, but because unlike most of the others, they came to win and have no other BS to hold them back. Their whole battle with Luke & Mom made a victory for them even sweeter. Even though during the swimming challenge, they had me hot when they was ready to give up, I let it go because even the greats have to be low to make the win. But that last episode before the final got me hot as hell. One I can't hate on Tammy & Victor for U-turning them, I would too cause them bitches can run. Two Jen got a little too cocky by not tearing up that "Critter" platter as soon as she saw those "Cheerwhores" (which I want to know how the hell do you live in Miami and can't deal with people who speak different languages, they should have killed themselves after arriving at Dolphin stadium!) because she thought they wouldn't do it. Jen, it's called the "Amazing" Race and people do some crazy shit for a million dollars. And three, the most troubling, I understand you had to peed and after watching you drink all that water I had to too. But I held that shit to watch the rest of the show and I ain't getting shit for it, you will get the chance at a million. You should have passed the toilet and squat on that mat in front of Phil as team 3. He would have understand, there isn't rule yet against I'm sure. Hell if that was too much, you should have just ran and peed, it's a race, we could have thought you were sweaty or a water bottle is leaking. The most important thing was you making on the mat as 3rd, but now your 4th and home and I have to cheer on Tammy & Victor and endure Luke "Deaf Queen" & "Psycho Bitch" Mom gloat on how they are free of you and the "Cheerwhores" set American International Relations back to the stone age! Now I am going to pee!

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Friday, May 1, 2009

AbFab Sweetie Darling!!??



Oh my gosh darlings!!! I know most of you may know about this show already, but if not then you have been missing out! Peaches just introduced me to this throwback show (1992-2005) and I am loving every minute of it. ABFAB is mainly about two best friends (Edina & Patsy) and their day to day lives of trying to be FABULOUS while dealing with their crazy families and friends, hectically non hectic work schedules, and countless wine and smoke breaks. Eventhough this is a british show (sometimes a turn off from not being able to clearly understand what they are saying), it totally changed my views about BBC shows entirely. Please rent or watch the shows online and you shouldn't be dissapointed. If you don't catch any of the old episode then don't worry.... FOX is remaking the show for the U.S. in FALL 2009.
Click and red letters above to go to the website and watch a tribute clip below.



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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

You Betta SANG!!!!!!

Oh my lord! It had to be you to make THAT voice come out of this child! If ya'll have not heard about little Shaheen Jafargholi from the show Britian's Got Talent 2009, then click the link here (SANG IT!!) and watch him take it to church on that ass!! He is coming for you Beyonce.

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Sunday, February 22, 2009

The Oscars!

UPDATE: Now with Videos!!!This years Oscars can be summed up in one word...Magical! Not since the cool and modern production by Quincy Jones back in 1996, has the Oscars made me laugh, cry, dance, excited, amazed, and all around in love with movies again. Hugh "Gay or not makes me hot" Jackman was the 2000 Billy Crystal and I thought I would never see another Billy. And he pulled off not only bring the musical number back on the Oscars with help from Beyonce, Zac, & Baby V, but he rocked a Batmobile made of plastic jugs. Even the ending credits were hot with clips of the up coming movies in 2009 and most look like they will bring the hotness. But the topper for me was the way the presented the acting awards with past winners celebrating the nominees, so beautifully that that the award didn't matter after their words. If you missed it, find it on Hulu, Youtube, or Fancast and experience the love of movies! Check out the winners and videos when available after the jump! Click here for the winners.

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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

FRINGE represents Jacksonville!


In yesterday's episode of our second favorite show, J-ville had the priviledge of being shouted out twice in the story line. Yes, I know other places get mentioned, visited, or even invaded all the time. But I don't care about the others cuz I don't live there so whoopty doo! Da ville rarely gets our spotlight, so whenever we are represented and I hear about it then I will post it so there! Anyway, I hope you guys have been watching the show because it is the HOTNESS!!! Visit the website: FRINGE! That is all!

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Sunday, February 8, 2009

The Grammy's Recap: Step by Step!


For the one that did not have the chance to see the live show, see my step by step recap of the biggest night in music after the click

U2 opened the show. Pretty good!
Tipsy Whitney announced J.Hudson as Best R&B album!
Whitney's dress was fierce and J.Hud's wasn't.
Dwayne "the Rock" Johnsen told some bootleg jokes and introduced Timberlake
Timberlake told a bootleg story, introduced and performed with Al Green
They both tried to out high note each other with AL being victorious
Boys 2 Men and Keith Urban were in the background!
*Commercial*
The Mentalist's Simon Baker introduces Coldplay
Jay-Z comes on stage out of no where and starts rapping with them! HOTNESS!
Intimate song turnes into Viva La Vida with big drums and a big ass bell!
Keith Urban introduces Carrie Underwood.
She is givin it to me right now! Strut yo stuff gurl!
Sheryl Crow and Le Ann Rimes hit the stage and announce SugarLand as Favorite Country Duo/Group
*Commercial*
Were back with Duffy and Al Green. They both start singing song for older nominess for Song of The Year!
Song of the Year goes to ColdPlay's VIVA LA VIDA! Really short acceptance speech.
Kid Rock performs 3 songs, in one saying "I'm a Rock & Roll Jesus!" WHATEVER!
*Commercial*
Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus perform for the first time! Not too bad!
They announce Plant and Krauss "Rich Woman" as the Best Pop Collaboration with Vocals.
I don't see how they got it!
Jennifer Hudson makes her entrance to perform! This dress is so much better!
That was so emotional and she fought back tears. Amazing!
*Commercial*
Jason Mraz and Emily Procter introduces Jonas Brothers with Stevie Wonder.
Their performance was pure fuckery! Enough said!
Blink 182 announces ColdPlay for having the Best Rock Album.
It sucks that the guy with the broken arm had to open the card.
*Commercial*
Craig Ferguson introduces Katy Perry.
She emerges on stage in a floating sparkling banana and with a sparkiling fruit dress. WOW!
She should have lip synched!!
One a small stage, Kanye West starts rapping and Estelle begins to sing. They outfits are truly sparkling!
They then announce Adele as the Best New Artist!
Peaches and I both sing "Give it up for the BIG GIRLS!"
*Commercial*
Morgan Freeman comes out with one glove on to introduce Kenny Chesney.
He does a typical "sit on a stool in a bright spotlight" performance
Natalie Cole, Puffy, and Herbie Hancock announces Plant and Krauss "Please Read This Letter" as Record of the Year
WHY?? I don't see how they got this one either!
*Commercial*
Queen Latifah introduces a very pregranant M.I.A!!! Jay-Z, T.I., Kanye West, and Lil Wayne join her.
A standing ovation was in order, and they got one!! HOTNESS!
Kate Beckinsale introduces Foo Fighters and Sir McCartney!
They jam out to a old Beatles hit! Very nice!
*Commercial*
Jack Black and Charlie Hayden announce John Mayer as Best Male Pop Vocal Performance
Screen goes black! Ok, we back again! John leaves the stage.
LL Cool J and some white guy introduces SugarLand and Adele.
Sugarland was surprisingly good, I was feeling it!
Adele sang her ass off about them damn pavements! Yes Ma'am!
*Commercial*
Gwen Paltrow introduces RadioHead backed with some school marching band.
Very DrumLine like, but white!!
*Commercial*
Samuel L Jackson talks about uniting music and introduces T.I. and Timberlake
Great collabo performance!
Grammy President Neil Portnow hits the stage to give his speech of the night.
Wow! I didn't know Obama received two Grammy awards in the past!
Neil then introduces Smokey Robinson.
Ne-Yo and Jamie Foxx join Smokey and the only other surviving member of The Four Tops in an oldies medley. A good blast from the past.
*Commercial*
Josh Grobin introduces Neil Diamond
Very "Sweet Caroline" Vegas Style performance!
Now comes the Encore segment. Tribute to the artists who have passed away!
John Mayer, BB King, Keith Urban, and Other (don't know his name) does another oldies melody!
*Commercial*
Gary Sinise introduces Lil Wayne with Robin Thicke
Great great great collabo and inspirational song for New Orleans!
Old black man pianist, dirty dozen band, new orleans dancers join the two in the tribute!
Will.i.am and T-Pain announce Lil Wayne for Best Rap Album
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Commercial*
Blind Boys of Alabama gets a Lifetime Achievement Award
Zooey Deschanel introduces Plant and Krauss!
They need to sit down somewhere!
Green Day announces Rick Reuben as Producer of the Year and the BIG BIG BIG award of the night....... Plant and Krauss for ALBUM OF THE YEAR!!!
WHY??? WHY??? WHY???
The other nominees were robbed of that award!
What happened to this years Grammy's!!??
Stevie Wonder ends the show.
I'm glad it's over! There is the 51st Grammy Awards in a Nut Shell!!
The End

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Its Back!!: Torchwood

My sci-fi threesome consist of Doctor Who, Fringe, & and sexy of the three Torchwood! Finally season (or Series for the UK readers) 3 is coming this year. Watch it on BBC1 in the UK or BBC America a little after that here in the US. Just like Doctor Who, instead of the regular 13 episodes it will be a five episode mini series with one story. I am a little upset I am not getting the full Torchwood experience, but I have been missing my Capitan Jack, that any is fine with me! Check out why Torchwood is the Bizness! And if that didn't peak your interest, this should.

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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Casting Call: The Last Airbender!

As you may or may not know, me and Skittles are huge Avatar(I am am not talking about the Titanic director movie) fanatics. If you don't know Avatar is a Nick cartoon about here is a little quick summary:

Avatar-101-The Boy in the Iceberg
Vezi mai multe video din Animatie »Well the show was on air for three seasons(On purpose like how Lost will be six seasons) and during the second season, M. Night Shyamalan announced that he will make three movies based off each season and currently filming now with a release in 2010. He even did a little shout out in "The Happening" with the little girl in the end with an Avatar book bag. Well last month the annoucement of cast came out and some fans were a little upset, feeling that the cast, which isn't Asian or Native American, wasn't right. I agreed a little, but the world of Avatar is fantasy and not earth, so they can be any race. I feel though other people would be perfect for each role. Check them out. We'll start with Aang the last air bender and Avatar. I think alexander Gould would be great in the role. You will know him from he show Weeds as Shane or as the voice of Nemo in Finding Nemo. So you know he has the cute voice, but the serious acting as well.
The diva of water bending and love interest of Aang, Katara, should be played by Melissa McIntyre. You know her as Ashley on Degrassi TNG and everytime I see Katara especially with hersexy season three hair, I think of Melissa.
Sokka is Katara's goofy, but hard fighting brother and would beplayed well by cute David Henrie. He is on the Disney show the Wizards of waverly Place, but I rember him as Cory's friend of That's So Raven. He has the goofy down and you can't deny those eyebrows are soo Sokka.
The hotness of Avatar in more ways than one Zuko, can only be played by Michael Copon. Know for his action role in Power Ranagers and countless shirtless scenes in Beyond the Break, no one can pull off the I am hot with a 3rd degree burn my father gave me black eye.
Zuko's bad ass diva of fire Azula would be hot played by Megan Fox. The Transformers star is not only hot, but has a enough fireceness to pull off the fire bitch and powr hungry sister to Michael Copon's Zuko.
Zuko and Azula's Uncle Iroh I feel is the hardest to cast and to me and Skittles, will either make or break the movie. His voice is soo warm and powerful that you wish e was your uncle and the cartoon matches the fierceness of it. I thought of a lot of people who may pull that off, but the closet I get, other than just CGIing the cartoon version with the voice actor, is Yun-Fat Chow. I thought of him after watching my fav movie again Curse of the Golden Flower and watched his perfromane as the Emperor. Even though he isn't funny or warm in the movie, I feel he shows the serious and powerful side of uncle perfectly and Yun-Fat Chow has played warm in the past, so he can work it out.

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Thursday, January 22, 2009

The Lost Effect!

Skittles saw it last night and I finally got blown away by the season five premiere of Lost. I am in awe and won't flood the blog with details of the episodes, you just have to watch. And if you haven't got into Lost yet, this video is a warning of what will happen to you and your Lost friends! Check out where you can watch the show and some crazy Lost sites after the jump!Click here for the show. Click here for an in depth knowledge of the show. Click here for the Lost game.

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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Passion for Porn!

Crazy ass Beth From Passions is going from TV to porn. Former Miss USA 1991(Yes I didn't believe it either!) and Beth "I am gonna steal your baby for some Latin d**k" Wallace aka Kelli McCarty is joining Vivid Entertainment and releasing a porn movie, "Faithless", on February 4. I am not even stunting on her doing porn, cause I saw her ass on a Skinimax flick back in the day, so this isn't too big of a jump. But I am upset that of all the people that were on Passions, she is the only one getting press, Where's Teresa, Eve, Julian, fine ass Miguel the 2nd? For those out there who never experienced the greatest soap opera ever that was Passions, check out some clips after the jump and if you want to check more on the porn, just click the pic!

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LOST Premiere TONIGHT!!!


LOST premieres tonight at 8pm on ABC with a THREE HOUR EVENT!!! The 8pm episode is a recap of all the events leading up to the special premiere at 9pm! DON'T MISS IT! See video widget from abc.com after the click

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Friday, January 16, 2009

Ray-J?? Are you serious??



When will this all end?? I can't believe Ray-J has jumped on "The Love of" train of fuckery that I hope will eventually derail into the hole of no return. Here we go again with 14 hopeful skanks who try to get with a D-List celebrity and all the 15 minutes of fame that comes with it before season 2. Why take up precious TV from something that could have been worthwhile? But if you disagree and feel you must watch it, "For The Love Of Ray-J" premieres February 2nd on VH1!

P.S. - Even though you dropped major hot points with me Ray J, you are still a fine looking black man with a nice big chocolate lollipop! Ya'll know you seen the sex tape.

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