Two fine ass black men on a mission to up hold the ideals of fierceness and hotness from the streets of Jacksonville to the cities of the world. And if you are fierce you will be celebrated as you deserved, but beware if you look, act, smell, or sound like a hot mess, you will be ASSASSINATED!(Verbally, not fo realz!)
Showing posts with label Jacksonville. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jacksonville. Show all posts

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Oh Hells No!: Jacksonville Tea Party!

As stated before me and Skittles are sorry for the lack of posts. Skittles is out of a PC at the moment and after coming back home after a little vacay, I came down with an ass whooping cold. Well yesterday while in between NyQuil induced sleep, I saw a report on the news that made me pissed and not for the reasons I should. A group of people(white, mostly well to do)(Sorry white readers, its the truth!) gathered at the Landing to protest the Stimulus package passed. They had their own Tea Party and it is part of a nationwide protest. They state that the Stimulus is only pork and helping people with multiple homes. Then as a symbol, they dumped two bottles of Arizona Tea into the St. Johns. OK! Here is my rant! 1: Like anything, they are people who do just to greed, will try to buck the system and get more than they need. So yeah there are people who owns more than one home and in foreclosure, but for every one on them there is hundreds who only own one and now owns nothing. So to make a protest on a hand full is like cursing a cup of water while looking at the ocean. 2: If you don't like the Stimulus, please don't spend a dime of it, in fact send my me your savings. Any givers??! No, because with all their talk, I bet not one of them will not enjoy the benefit of the package, if not find ways to gain more from it. and finally 3: The original Tea Party was done in protest to the higher taxes on the needed English item, Tea. So in protest, we dumped the tea to show we weren't having it. So what the hell does tea have to do with what is happening in this nation right now. It seemed like the last weak battle cry of the damned who damned us in the situation we are in now, hiding behind the cover of America and not realizing the battle is over and they are just the left corpses on the field. But the thing that pissed me off was this. How are you dumping tea into the river! I know that there had to be to at least a couple homeless people who would have needed that drink more than the river. Also where were the Riverkeepers?! aren't we suppose to be keeping the St. Johns clean! Where are the fines, I need to see people being arrested or put to task in the media for pollution. And Arizona Tea?? That shows how rich their blood is, Arizona tea as a gallon is $4.99. They couldn't find a Walmart, Hell Targay, and get some $1.99 tea to dump. You're protesting the wasting of money and you go and waste $10 on two bottles of tea and dump it in the St. John's. I am missing the point. Maybe since Arizona is one of the states with the largest number of foreclosure or maybe its a shot out to they fallen homie McCain who voted against the Stimulus. Either way it made all the speeches and signs worthless! Read the whole story here.

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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

FRINGE represents Jacksonville!


In yesterday's episode of our second favorite show, J-ville had the priviledge of being shouted out twice in the story line. Yes, I know other places get mentioned, visited, or even invaded all the time. But I don't care about the others cuz I don't live there so whoopty doo! Da ville rarely gets our spotlight, so whenever we are represented and I hear about it then I will post it so there! Anyway, I hope you guys have been watching the show because it is the HOTNESS!!! Visit the website: FRINGE! That is all!

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Sunday, February 1, 2009

No Super Bowl Club: Jacksonville Jaguars!

I was searching for some information for my last post and came across this shocking New York Times article. It states:
It’s pro football’s lonely list: the teams that have never even been to a Super Bowl. But now that the Arizona Cardinals are finally there, maybe there’s hope for the Forlorn Five — Cleveland, Detroit, Houston, Jacksonville and New Orleans.
I swear I thought the list of teams who never got to the game was longer. Damn Jacksonville! I know we are new and compared to others, but Carolina was born with us and made it. And to make it worse, we went to the AFC Championship game twice and hosted once and still couldn't pull it off. But no matter the fuckary of this season, I am still a Jag to the end and know we will turn in our membership to the No super bowl club soon. Read the entire article here.

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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

American Idol : Jacksonville #2


Ok I just finished watching the Jacksonville episode of American Idol and I am a little disappointed. If you wanna know why, find out after the click


#1 - Ok first off, I am upset that it wasn't a two hour show. We are the biggest city (land mass wise) in the world so it takes another whole hour to appreciate us.
#2 - But even if they had made it two hours, it wouldn't have mattered considering they barely showed off the good parts of Jacksonville at all. They basically showed woods and trees and the back streets of the hotels in Ponte Vedra Beach. There were only two quick shots of the arena (which the auditions that were shown weren't even there), the park in Riverside, and the beach (which showed some chalky skin bitches lying in the sand).
#3 - We are not the "DOG STATE" so why did the audience welcome Randy to the "DOG STATE"?? I don't know where that fuckery of a place is!!
#4 - Half of the contestants on the episode that auditioned or made it to Hollywood weren't even from Jacksonville!
#5 - After they fucked us over with that "DOG STATE" shit, it would try to end with everyone singing "I'm Walking On Sunshine" which the episode should have started with considering we are in the SUNSHINE STATE!!!!
#6 - There was maybe one spectacular contestant and I don't remember them that much! Simon said it best when he said "It was terrible!"

Basically the whole episode was a let down and a little boring. So I give the Jacksonville show a "FAIL" stamp of approval. But it's not your fault J-ville, I STILL LOVE YOU!!

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American Idol : Jacksonville!



Just a reminder to all my Duvalians...Tonight at 8pm on FOX is the Jacksonville episode! REPRESENT and don't miss it! I tried to find a really good video to post with this post but I just couldn't find one!

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Thursday, January 8, 2009

Destination Downtown in Jacksonville!



I say it's about damn time Jacksonville put something together for the grown and sexy but on a cheap and free scale, especially during this recession! Behold Destination Downtown on this and every friday night. All you have to do is follow this simple steps for the night:
#1 - Park at the Jax Center Parking on Bay street (for only 1 dollar)!
#2 - Walk to The Jacksonville Landing to get your free passport and wristband.
#3 - Follow the map or the markings on the ground to the marked clubs.
#4 - Say "Destination Downtown" or flash the wristband to get in FREE ALL NIGHT LONG!
Side Note - If you get drunk or just don't feel that you can drive home, find one of the designated city drivers to get that ass home (for FREE)!

I hope that we are able to keep it going for a while without any problems! As follow Jacksonvillians know, we never really keep a "WONDERFUL" thing for long so take advantage of it while it last!! It starts JAN 9th... for more info visit the site: Destination is Here!

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Thursday, December 11, 2008

Fireworks from The Light Parade!



I know it is really late on my part and the video I had was too low in resolution to fully enjoy it so I found a video from scenefromflorida.com that shows it better! ENJOY!

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Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Main St. Accident!



Peaches and I just witnessed a bad car fire on the Main St. bridge! Good thing we had the police car cut in front of us, otherwise may have had to ride through the smoke and flames! More info coming when we get it!!!

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Monday, November 3, 2008

An OBAMA Day!


OMG! Well before I begin let me say this, TOMORROW IS NOV 4th AND YOU NEED TO EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT TO VOTE RATHER IT BE OBAMA OR McCAIN, JUST MAKE SURE YOU VOTE VOTE VOTE! Okay now I can begin. Today has been a crazy hectic day from the jump but it was worth it! Peaches and I figured parking would be free for this electorial event since it was at all the others but for some reason jacksonville bumped they heads and was charging five to ten dollars to park. Long story short, we ended up taking the skyway, three trolley rides, and some walking power to get there and back. We also had to deal with crazy drivers, unexperienced traffic controllers, excited old black women, and everything in between. Now the Obama rally was inspirational just as the first one we went to. Now you know they played the old jams on full blast to hype the crowd and the fans did oblige while they were shaking it up in the aisles like early morning church service. He did come out a little late but he had a great speech and met with his peoples. Only two downsides of it all, OBAMA SLIPPED UP AND CALLED US OHIO which was ok cuz he caught himself and recover quickly and when the staff was passing out signs to wave around, EVERYONE WAS PUSHING AND SHOVING FOR THEM LIKE IT WAS FREE MONEY. THAT'S JUST CRAZINESS!!! Well, that shows the dedication for our next president.

P.S. : DON'T FORGET TO VOTE TOMMOROW AND WATCH THE TUBE FOR THE FATE OR OUR FUTURE!!!!

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Sunday, November 2, 2008

Good Times, Very Tired, B.Scott!

Hope everyone had a Happy Halloween and a Happy November 1st like Peaches and I did! We will bring you the degaga (the 411 of our escapades and encounters) in the next posts but I am too tired and half drunk to start on that right now! So for now, ENJOY this "Giving You Face!" B.Scott video until we post it. GOOD NIGHT ALL!!!!



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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

The Fair is Back Bitches!


First off, I have to apologize for the old picture with the
old arena to the left, but it's still a good picture. You're Welcome!!

And it begins again....The Jacksonville Agricultural Fair in full swing from Oct 29 - Nov 9 right in the heart of downtown J-ville. Get ready for the upsides (Good greasy fair foods, bright lights, a few random hotties floating around, fast rides, funny country redneck activities, & free concerts) and the downsides (High prices on everything, screaming lost kids, terrible parking areas, ghetto girls dressed like they are at freak fest, annoying booth workers, loud country music mixed in with loud rap music, & stank farm animal smells) but all the while having a damn good time with friends. From what I see from the website JACKSONVILLEFAIR.COM, there are two things missing or won't happen this year : the "Hall of Spooktacular" exhibit and the "Last day Church bulletin" promotion so have that money ready kids!

P.S. : Notice how I added all the colors not only for emphasis or importance on the words, but to make it colorful in honor of the fair! HAHAHA aren't I a goofball!

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